Are there any hilarious jokes suitable for primary school students?

1, Mom: "Obviously, you have been in school for more than three months. Which do you think is easier to learn, Chinese or math? "

Mingming: "Math is easy to learn." Mother: "Why?"

Mingming: "Because there are many new words in Chinese, there are only numbers from 0 to 90 in mathematics."

2. Grandma: "What is 1+2?"

Grandson: "equal to 3."

Grandma: "Correct, so you will get 3 pieces of candy."

Sun Tzu: "If I had known this, I would have said it was equal to 5!" " "

Xiaoming is not good at math. His parents transferred him to a missionary school. After half a year, he got straight A in mathematics. His mother asked, "Is the nun teaching well? Is it a good textbook? Is it prayer? On the first day of teaching, I saw a man nailed to the plus sign, and I knew ... they were serious!

4. My son invited some classmates to play at home. As an enlightened parent, I regard them as friends, chat with them about games and life. Later, when I went out to buy food, I heard someone outside the door say, "Your father is really something, and he is finally willing to leave."

5. Just looking through my son's homework, there is a topic that requires "one side". . . "Make sentences. He wrote: A man and a woman are fighting, and I don't know who to help, because one side is my father and the other is my mother. . .

6, see many relatives at home, eat at night, daughter crazy: you two acting really well! My father's relatives praised my mother, and my mother's relatives praised my father, just like a model couple. I just want to ask, why do you both want me to wash dishes when there are no guests at home?