Jokes in college

The classmate said: Xtep; Unusual feeling!

The teacher said: What are you talking about?

The classmate said: Anta; Never stop!

The teacher said: How much do you love her?

The classmate said: 36 1 degree; How much love!

The teacher said: Where in the class?

The classmate said: Red Star Hongxing Erke wants 1!

The teacher said: Can your love be comparable to the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl?

The classmate said: Xi Delong; Beyond the endless!

The teacher said: Is the teacher going to hit you?

The classmate said: VIP bird; No one can stop it.

The teacher said: The teacher punished you for running?

Classmate said: I love running; Aitebu

The teacher said: How do you feel?

The classmate said: Nike; follow one's gut feelings

A bad student tried to skip school over the wall and was seen by the headmaster. The headmaster said that you don't have to climb over the wall to play truant. The student pointed to his clothes and said, "Meters Bang Wei, don't take the usual road." The headmaster asked again, it's so high that you can't get on. The student pointed to his left shoe and said, "For Li Ning, anything is possible." The headmaster asked, "How do you feel when you go up?" ? The student pointed to his right shoe: "Xtep, it feels like flying." Later, the bad student walked out of the door with the headmaster. The next day, bad students came to school in mixed clothes. The headmaster saw it and said, why are you still wearing it? The student said, "Mason is what he wears." The headmaster said, "You will be punished! The student asked: Why do you care about me? The headmaster said the most sweaty thing: "In my place, you have to listen to my son (my place is my decision). "