Seek the script of the harem comedy, that is, the harem drama such as Empresses in the Palace's Palace and Princess Zhu Huan, without script.

Episode 1: Actors: Emperor, Empress Dowager and Official.

The emperor was absent-minded, and the queen mother sighed.

Officer: Why is the Queen depressed recently?

Empress Dowager: Recently, the emperor is always absent-minded and looks out of the palace from time to time. Later, I learned that he was looking at beautiful women.

Princes: The Empress is playing. Not only the emperor is watching, but also other officials are watching. Only women in the world have fewer clothes and shorter skirts.

Empress Dowager Cixi: Hmm. ......

(end)

Episode II: Actors: Prince, Emperor, Civil and Military Officials, Doctor.

Emperor: Zheng has not been in good health recently. Ahem. ......

Prince: Father, you can enjoy your old age. After your death, I will be in charge of world affairs.

Hundreds of civil and military officials salute: I see the emperor.

Emperor: Er (fainting to the ground).

Everybody, go up: Your Majesty, Your Majesty ... Call the doctor too much! ! !

(end)

The third episode actors: civil and military officials, prince, emperor.

The emperor lay on the ground.

Cure too much: The Emperor ... He ... is dead! ! ! ! ! !

Prince: the emperor ... the emperor ... the driver ... collapsed! Collapse! Collapse! .....

Everybody dance together.

Everyone: collapse! Collapse! Collapse! Collapse! Collapse! Collapse! .......

(end)

Episode 4: Actor: The Guardian of the Emperor's Flower Picker

Cauliflower thief

Emperor: Kneel down. Who will report your name?

Cauliflower thief: Lord Hui, I ......

Emperor: Who knelt down and said his name? Who gave him his name? Who gave him his name? Who gave him his name? Who gave him his name?

what are you reading? you do not get it , do you? you do not get it , do you? you do not get it , do you? Do you see it? Do you see it? Do you see it? Do you see it? Do you see it? Do you see it? Do you see it? You got it? You got it? You got it? You got it? You got it?

Flower Picker: Can adults speak to eliminate the echo? Small people have a poor memory, and they can only remember half of what they hear.

Emperor: 88

Flower thief: 44

Emperor: 66 years old

Flower thief: 33

Emperor: Sure enough, he has a bad memory.

Flower thief: Your Excellency is wise.

Emperor: What's your surname?

Flower thief: surnamed Wei

Emperor: Wei what?

Flower thief: Why not? My father's surname is Wei, so I am Wei, too.

Emperor: Bold, my government is asking your surname Wei. Somebody, take it down and behead it.

bodyguard

Flower thief: Wrong, wrong ... My name is Wei! ! !

(end)