Joke: cut a plum

It seems that since last year, variety shows in the Mainland have taken a "dirty" route. In the past two years, a word has also become particularly popular, called "old driver".

Whether it's a TV variety show or a network healer, I'm used to competing without a word ... since I got on the bus with these old drivers, my sister's waist has been sore and her legs have stopped hurting. ...

Everyone is dirty, really dirty.

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Yu-Ching Fei: You can eat more boys' dolls.

Since Yu-Ching Fei's "gnome male-"joke came out, Second Sister can no longer look directly at "a plum". ...

Of course, the name "Fei" given by the audience is really not for nothing. Old drivers drive anytime, anywhere, all kinds.

In "National Beauty Girl", Yu-Ching Fei told a joke to the girls. www.tqqin.com

It is said that children in kindergarten eat chocolate separately, and chocolate is made into dolls, including male dolls and female dolls.

Asked who ate the girl doll, no one raised his hand. When asked who wants to eat male dolls, everyone will compete to eat them.

At this moment, a beautiful girl with a shy smile appeared beside her. Oh, you know Mr. Yu-Ching Fei very well.

Then what is this stalk?

Because male dolls can eat more ... a little ... a little. ...

Yu-Ching Fei: I want you to meet my wife.

Yu Qingfei is even more unrestrained in the network variety "Little Brother Feed Feed" and often races at the speed of light.

He told Ceng Baoyi that he was a perfect man, and he also brought a doctor's certificate.

Later, I said I was joking, because at this age, I really can't hide. ...

I've "sabotaged" myself, "sabotaged" destroyed! ! !

The hostess next to her also understood very well and said, "Little brother has a pair of hardworking hands."

A few minutes later, my little brother met Ceng Baoyi. He held out his hands and said, Come and meet my wife.

Um ... actually, I don't understand. (pure face. jpg)

Zhang Yu: If you don't come up, I will.

Before going to Mars Intelligence Bureau, Zhang Yu was always the unhappy prince in everyone's mind. ...

As a result, we later discovered that Yu Ge was such a Yu Ge.

The most widely circulated "dirty paragraph" in variety shows is Zhang Yu's "Coming Up" in the show.

First, she teased Shen, saying that what she and Du Haitao saw was not a horror movie, but another movie that they couldn't watch, so they had to take Shen to see it.

Brother Yu, Shisanlang is watching you.

Then he joked about Cherrie Ying, saying that Jordan chan would let him "come up" at home, and if you don't, I will. ...

As soon as the little light is turned off ... Oh, I'll go. ...

Wang Han: I'll give you a hot meal.

The program "Mars Intelligence Bureau" is also full of yellow jokes, and the men and women in it are basically old drivers.

In the second season, there was a program in which Shen said that when her boyfriend was angry, he had a tried-and-true trick, which was to "fuck".

Qian Feng, Joker Xue, they are already dreaming. ...

Do ... do what, Sammy?

It seems that it took Shen a century to say the word "rice".

Before the high-energy warning ...

Brother Han said, "After quarreling with her boyfriend, Shen began to trot. When her boyfriend asked you what you were doing, Shen said, "I'm cooking hot dishes for you ..."

...........

The people around you know everything except Joker Xue, and even the snow paste is blushing.

Sun: I can take you 10 cm.

The first issue of Extreme Challenge has just been recorded, and the director asked everyone to write the most suitable distance between people in their minds.

Everyone is 5 cm 2 cm or something, and our handsome Lei Lei wrote "-10 cm".

The subtitle group also matches the words "this is for cooperation".

Why is negative 10 cm suitable? Well, you can understand for yourself.

Gaga also solemnly explained that this means that people should be sincere and sincere.

Is it a heart problem? ...

After that, the director said, in a short while, you will work in pairs and tie a rope between them. The sum of the numbers you write is the distance of the rope.

The frightened Borg felt far away from Gaga.

Gaga bit by bit, crying that she must be with him. Boge said you left. Who can give you 10?

Gaga: I can lose with you 10.

Rebecca ... You gave away your size. ...

Xu Dong: Is it a memory point or a memory point?

Jia Ling said in the program: Anyone who remembers me will be deeply impressed by me.

Xu: Do you mean to have a memory point or a memory point? ...

Second sister doesn't know what the hell this is anyway.

Zhang Wei: We want to do import and export trade.

In The Story of Chipa, Ma Dong asked a question: buy buy can only choose one thing, which one would you choose?

First, the big teacher smiled shyly for a while, and then began to seriously answer:

Then you must choose not to buy it at buy buy, because it is also edible, and not eating it is the same as not doing "import and export trade".

Import and export trade ... import and export trade ... one in and one out, well, it can only be understood but not expressed.

Hong Kong is really a rather profound yellow joke, which I can't understand anyway.

Zhang Wei: Sleeping on your stomach is easy to hang up.

The big teacher gave a live broadcast to a mattress two months ago.

The host asked him which senior he usually slept with, and the big teacher said that one was like this.

One is praying ↓

The host asked if you would sleep on your stomach, and the teacher started the usual stuttering mode:

Lie down ... Lie down and sleep ... Finally I can't help but say it:

Sleeping on your stomach Sleeping on your stomach is easy to hang up, hahahahahaha.

Joker Xue: When you sleep in trousers, you will take them off slowly.

Teacher Xue is a clean-faced Shanghai little prince and a love song singer. He should have the temperament of a scholar.

But since the beginning of the incarnation, Mr. Xue is no longer just a pure teenager who sings serious snow.

He said in "Please Refrigerator" that you must wear long autumn clothes and trousers when you sleep.

Be sure to wear it with girls! Focus on autumn clothes and trousers for 20 years!

In fact, fans all know that Joker Xue wears autumn clothes and trousers because of neurasthenia, but Teacher Xue said in the program: If someone wants to rape you, you can take off your clothes for a while. ...

I don't understand why wuli Qian Qian, a big man, should be worried about this. ...

Joker Xue: Don't look down, you can't see anything.

Fabolous in Mars intelligence agency said a proposal, said that girls must master three sentences:

Why? Really? Very impressive.

But Joker Xue is here to smash the venue.

"You didn't pull your pants chain." "Really?"

"Don't look down." "Why?"

"Because I can't see anything."

Nonsense, what do you want to see? That's great. ...

Speaking of "pollution", in fact, the dirtiest variety is "Tucao Conference", but it is too dirty, and it was only taken off the shelf after only one broadcast. Audience friends feel very sorry!

The audience likes to watch, and the guests can also release their nature. Why not?

I just want to say, keep driving at this speed and don't stop.