Ask a joke about Tang Priest picking up girls.

Label: Guanyin's sister Tang Yan got up in the morning and saw Tang Yan sitting in front of the computer and said, "Wow, stayed up late again?"

The Tang Priest didn't answer: "Wukong, I chatted with Guanyin's sister all night yesterday."

Wukong said, "Wow ~ Master, do you know that the telephone bill is already very high this month?"

"The wu is empty, do you want to call for the teacher? Say it if you want! Although you look at me sincerely, you still have to say it.

Ah, how can I know what you want if you don't tell me? If you want, you can say it. You can't say you want to be a teacher without paying your electricity bill.

Expenses. Do you want it? You don't really want it, do you? . ....."

Wukong plunged into the toilet and kept vomiting. ......

Without looking back, the Tang Priest sent a message to Guanyin on the screen: "Sister Guanyin, although you ignored me all night, I

I know you want to talk to me, but you just don't want to talk. I was texting you all night. You must have seen it. You must be there.

Touched. Buddha said that I am not as good as hell. If this is a test for me, I will continue to talk to you. I'll use mine

I'm really touched. You promise me. Promise me. "

Guanyin finally sent a short message on the screen: "Tang Priest, people say you talk a lot. I didn't expect you to be so wordy. I am just Guanyin. "

I can't stand a dummy here! Go! I assure you. "

The Tang Priest said, "Sister Guanyin, this time, the four of us are far away in the East Tang Dynasty. The white you gave me is really bad, and the saddle is not very good.

Well, the front is tight and the back is narrow, and the left and right are uneven. Not suitable for sitting on it. Can you consider Mercedes-Benz or Red Flag? And every time Wukong goes out to pick it,

I met a monster and had to put it back together. However, the frequency of the hooping spell is sometimes not very high, and the signal is unstable.

The receiver on the spell always can't receive the signal, so it's more convenient to give us pagers and mobile phones. The so-called convenience for yourself.

Awards? ....."

"I was handcuffed! Tang Priest, I can't stand it! " Dummy Guanyin left the chat room in a hurry.

At half past eight, Guanyin goes to work. Seeing the message from Tang Priest, I shook my head with a wry smile. "This boy is very demanding." Another serious message to Tang Priest: "How can a monk be so greedy for enjoyment?"

"Guanyin elder sister, younger brother I am not covet to enjoy. In order to improve work efficiency, suitable investment institutions should be considered. "

"You also said. However, Mercedes-Benz and Red Flag are too ostentatious, so it is better to use horses to avoid people gossiping. Guess what? I'll apply for a BMW for you.

How's it going? "

"Thank you Guanyin elder sister understand! Kiss, good sister ~ `` ~ "

"Don't, don't,,, it's working time, and the Buddha and the old gentleman are here."

"So, see you at the old place tonight? -quietly asked. "

"Well,,,,, OK."

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At this moment, Wukong suddenly came out of the toilet and just saw:

"Master, aren't you there? Don't you have an appointment with the king of your daughter country tonight? "

"I said the wu is empty. You don't understand this. Sister Guanyin is a civil servant and will go to work tomorrow. So I asked her out until midnight. girl country king

Anyway, it's all my own business. I don't have to go to work on time, so I asked her out in the middle of the night. "

"Holy shit ~ ~" fainted! ! ! !