Dear netizens, give a few zero-point compositions for the college entrance examination in recent years! Thank you very much

Network Synthesis-Sichuan College Entrance Examination

20 1 1 The topic of the zero-point composition of the Sichuan college entrance examination came out: "There is always an expectation."

( 1)

There is always an expectation-I want to find a wife.

Cars are eager for roads, flowers and plants are eager for rain and dew, souls are eager for crossing, souls are eager for home, and I am eager for my wife.

Looking for her in the crowd, I was walking on the road and suddenly looked around. There were countless aunts and uncles.

It is said that men don't cry, but they are definitely not sad.

Who knows how many times tears have blurred my heart window?

Besides, we are all a drop in the ocean. Why can't I land on the coast of love? Can only eat dry vinegar in one bite?

Life is too short, how can I just waste it silently?

In order to find a home for myself as soon as possible, I am determined to go all out by hook or by crook.

Mistake, mistake. This idea finally became my doom.

I didn't expect that I was in a hurry and staged such a terrible scene.

(2)

When I was at school, I was not good at math. I always expected someone to touch my head when I was asleep, and then I learned everything, but I still failed. After work, I always look forward to buying a lottery ticket at random and winning him five million dollars, but I can't even win five dollars. In love, I always expect this to be the last time, and then I can directly touch happiness, and the result is to repeat the same mistakes.

(3)

I always want to have an expectation and be able to slim down; There is always an expectation that I can succeed; There is always an expectation that tomorrow will be better. Sometimes I am not a pessimistic person, I believe I can succeed, I know tomorrow will be better, but I am "hesitant"; How can Wandering lose weight? I shouted to myself loudly, can you eat less!

Network Synthesis-Guangdong College Entrance Examination

Back to square one

(0,0)→(0, 1)→( 1, 1)→( 1,0)→(0,0)

Network Synthesis-Guangdong College Entrance Examination

We can't go back to the original point

He once said to me very sadly, "I want to hold your hand, but I have to endure everyone's eyes and be angry."

I was silent for a long time and couldn't say a word.

I have always admired girls, why girls can hold hands and have fun without worrying about everyone's eyes.

And I can hold your hand heartily, gently and softly, but I can only hide behind you.

Looking back on the first time we met, I still remember the heartache of the first time we met. Your hand touched my forehead gently, and my head was so hot that I suddenly woke up. I have a hunch that this is the most important moment in my life. I finally met the most important person in my life, and I will make the most important decision in my life.

However, this decision will put us in a state of perdition, and what's more, we will be blamed. We can only live in darkness forever, and we can only live as humble as mice forever.

Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like without you.

I can't imagine how boring life would be without you. Who took out his mobile phone to log in in thousands of books 139 lobbyist? Who is meddling in Wan's affairs? Who tells jokes every day to break the depression of life? Who helped me solve this math problem?

I only know that at those moments, I was with you, watching you quietly and seriously, smiling quietly, and time and happiness would be frozen at this moment. Only then did I feel so full of energy.

On the day when gay people are allowed to get married in our country, I am delighted to tell you: "Dear, our happiness is here."

However, you smiled bitterly: "Dear, our happiness is only back to the original point, and there is no decisive time in the placenta."

I suddenly want to cry,

We can't go back to the original point after all.

Network Synthesis-Anhui College Entrance Examination

there is little time left

half past two

2h29 '

2h28 '

2h27 '

2h26 '

2h25 '

……

1 point 30

1h29 '

1h28 '

1h27 '

……

30'

29'

28'

27'

……

3'

2'

1'

It's time to hand in the papers.

Network Synthesis-Shandong College Entrance Examination

Walking:

"Eldest brother, have fun? ! "

"How much is it?" "200。"

"Cheap?"

"150 night, as usual!"

"Ok, let's go!"

Network Synthesis-Jiangsu College Entrance Examination

Reject mediocrity

I almost laughed when I saw this topic.

I think this is the most mediocre question in the history of college entrance examination. If you count 1300 years of imperial examination history, it is estimated that you can also rank in the top three.

Because "rejecting mediocrity" is not only human instinct, but also the inevitable law of everything in the world. Taking this as an examination question is worse than "I want to eat". Because rice can still be hungry for a while, mediocre people can't be hungry for a while. Xiaoli, my deskmate, once said, "Starving to death is a trivial matter, but breast enhancement is a major matter". Although Quan Feng has gone to the abdomen, her persistent efforts are still worthy of recognition.

The girls around me are not mediocre, at least they look uneven, even if they pretend to be sick, they have to do continuous ups and downs. As for how many layers of sponge are padded, I don't know They won't let me count, and I'm not interested in counting sponges.

It is not only MM who refuses mediocrity, but also those of us who study exams. It also includes suppliers, workers and farmers of every small business in the world. A few days ago, an unremarkable farmer did an unremarkable thing, which made me feel ashamed: ordinary people like us, although setting off firecrackers, were only willing to give up on New Year's Eve. Moreover, the number of discharges is small, which is not only reluctant to discharge several places at the same time, but also the power is too small, which is limited to listening to sound. However, the farmer in Fuzhou, who was not mediocre, set off fireworks in three places at the same time. The noise was so loud that even cars, doors and windows were blown to pieces.

It is not only us humans who refuse mediocrity, but also other animals, such as pigs and dogs. Even pigs know that meat can't grow too mediocre, and too mediocre meat is not delicious, so they refuse mediocre pigs to grow as much lean meat as possible and less fat. After all, pigs grow lean meat for people, but dogs make them not mediocre from another height: they don't want to be eaten. No, they gathered hundreds of fans to block the highway. Be a group of dogs that are not mediocre and not eaten, even if they wear hard hats.

It is not only the biological world that rejects mediocrity, but also nature, such as the Three Gorges Dam. The Three Gorges Dam is doomed to mediocrity. In the face of other people's doubts, he said calmly: "Without me, the drought will be more serious." This is enough to make Mr. Kong Ming, who was still arguing with Confucianism two thousand years ago, lose his prestige immediately. Others questioned that the existence of the Three Gorges caused the drought, but no one can prove this assertion, because history cannot be repeated. For those mediocre people, knowing that others can't prove it, they will say "show me the evidence" at most, but the Three Gorges won't say such mediocre words. His brilliant refutation of "I'll do it without me" is a blow to the enemy and aggressive, and the trick of "dealing with a man as he deals with you" is used to the extreme.

It can be seen that it is not only MM who refuses mediocrity, not only human beings, but also the animal kingdom ... rejecting mediocrity is the most basic law of the existence of all things in the universe. Now taking this topic on the college entrance examination paper seems to be a lofty pursuit, a goal of struggle, and it is so simple that people laugh.

Network Synthesis-Anhui College Entrance Examination

The original text is as follows:

there is little time left

At 9: 00 Beijing time, this is the scene of the 20 1 1 college entrance examination X. First of all, I would like to thank the country and the government for giving us a prosperous environment for people to live and work in peace and contentment, and thank you for giving me a warm and comfortable environment for college entrance examination, although I feel like a fly on this window-the future is bright and I am looking for it. But I'm still passionate about life. I don't think it is easy for me to sit in the examination room of the college entrance examination. Children who grow up drinking milk powder, eating dyed steamed buns and eating lean meat ... can't afford to be hurt! There is wood! ! !

Beijing time 10: 00, made full preparations for the college entrance examination, burning incense on the first day, praying for blessings on the fifteenth day, and mass at the end of the month. I haven't watched my favorite Japanese drama for half a year, because my mother said, "If you watch too many Japanese dramas, your ancestors won't bless you", but there are three results: first, go to Peking University; Second, I really can't, and I don't dislike Tsinghua; Third, start a business, go home to sell meat, the name of the store-3D butcher shop, and then everyone will come to our store to take care of the business, okay? Okay？

Beijing time 10: 28, time has passed quietly 1 hour 28 minutes. According to my statistics, the beautiful beauty teacher walked by me 18 times and stayed by me for 65 seconds. Visually, she is about 28 years old, with a height of 166 and a weight of 98. It can be said that it is graceful, looks like a fairy, sinks fish and falls geese, closes the moon and feels ashamed of flowers, which makes people feel relaxed and full of dreams and thoughts! "Teacher, you invigilate next year, I'll hold your field.

Beijing time 1 1 point, come back immediately after the advertisement. There were more advertisements than Hunan Satellite TV and NND, so more than half an hour passed. The revolution has not yet succeeded. Comrades still need to work hard. Erase Lahazi and continue to answer the question. At this time yesterday, my family was eating zongzi left over from last year's Wufangzhai, waiting for the moon happily. Why did God eat last year's zongzi? Because my dad said that last year's jiaozi was fresher than those bought in the market, and the content of additives was less. But unfortunately, it rained yesterday and the moon didn't come out until evening. It's all the fault of the moon. It is estimated that everyone knows that Zongzi is eaten on the Dragon Boat Festival to commemorate Qu Yuan, but who knows that he chose to jump into the river to commit suicide this year because the college entrance examination will be held the next day! Children's shoes are not good at math and English, nor are they good at arts and sciences. Finally, their Chinese is better. When writing a composition, it is a tragedy to "write a composition of not less than 800 words, and the style is not limited (except poetry)". Ya, I'm dead. I'm naked jealous of our prostitute who writes poems. In the future, in order to commemorate his special contribution to the college entrance examination, he believes that revolutionary martyrs and Qu's descendants will enjoy the extra points policy. And on this day, the whole country has a unified holiday. I think it's no exaggeration for such a great man to have a month off.

Beijing time 1 1: 2 1 When it comes to eating zongzi from Wufangzhai, I have done some research. Eating zongzi with your wife, dipping chopsticks in sauce and eating zongzi with your lover all require knives and forks. You'd better order Changyu wine, light candles and wait until you are full ... (Considering underage readers, N words are omitted here. The same zongzi, different people can eat different atmosphere with different tableware.

Beijing time 1 1: 25, "alas! The paper is due in five minutes! ! ! I haven't collected 800 words, your sister! Who stipulated that 800 words must be written? What if it's swollen? What if it is swollen? " So I had an epiphany and checked the name and admission ticket number on the answer sheet with lightning speed. I'm not sure. Check it again. There are still three minutes. Write this and add this sentence. Ha ha! 800 is enough. A minute later, I quickly wrote a small note and stuffed it into the hand of the beautiful teacher. After reading the note, the teacher smiled at me.

Beijing's 0-point composition

Today, many college entrance examination students are happy or annoyed at the end of their language.

It is not easy to find the symbol of Beijing for more than 3,000 years.

History is like a sea of smoke, and Peking man's skull is hard to find.

The history of Yuyang was uncertain, and most of them were too young.

The prince swept across the north in a coup, and eunuchs were sent to foreign countries seven times.

Representatives of the Ming and Qing Dynasties in Qiongdao, Beihai and Gulou Palace Museum

Hutong Sihe Douzhi Huoshao storytelling singing and juggling overpass

In the teahouse and restaurant, grovel, slap down, lift the cage and frame the bird.

Guapi hat, gold shell pocket watch, open mouth, rickshaw driver trotted.

Zhengyang Xie Huaqing bubble bath cheap roast duck noodle sauce seasoning

Swimming and fishing in Shichahai, be careful, be careful, the city management is coming.

There are many commodities in Xidan Street, and begging along the street is even more disabled.

Brother Zhang keeps his mouth shut, and my sister-in-law hopes to support him more or less.

Foreign friends run after you and look at your wallet.

East of Yansha is also very busy, closing during the day and staying up late at night.

There are many customers coming in and out of the hair salon, with more men than women.

I don't know the secret.

The big bags and small bags in front of Beijing Railway Station go from south to north, which is very lively.

The police paid a private visit to plainclothes to monitor world without thieves and sold all invoices.

It is difficult for the village head of Zhongguancun to build a pigsty. This building is very tall.

IPIT advertisement hardware and software wholesale direct-selling

Buy parallel imports, not to mention warranty.

There is no way to clear the way to Xigong by blowing willow tips on the lakeside of Kunming.

It costs a lot of money to go in and collect tickets on a cruise ship.

Everything except peeing.

Beijing bus new monthly pass credit card machine invalid.

It is better to jog in the morning and evening rush hours. Many people and few cars.

It is difficult to find the license plate at the first stop. Take a closer look at the job advertisements.

Monthly salary tickets are hard to find. How to spend air conditioning and sweat?

The world-famous Beijing Olympic bid, the Fuwa Bird's Nest that the whole people care about.

All five Fuwa are fat. Patent prices in small countries are too high.

Bird's nest design, foreign submission, various reasons, top cover cancellation.

If you want to ask the reason, I'll tell you something about ventilation to prevent colds.

Responsibility is difficult to investigate. Subcontract at different levels to improve product quality.

Prices are soaring, and sugar and oil are close to being out of stock.

Touching people's hearts, housing is tight, and gossip has to be mentioned.

The secret passages of ordinary people are not good, not to mention the importance of national unity.

Be careful and follow the news of the leader to inform the street.

People with red hoops and small feet from the street are very old and can prevent fire and theft.

The cup is near the time difference, and the combination of work and rest locks the channel.

Pass and catch the ball with a delicate referee's red card and whistle loudly.

Offside protests are invalid, but there are many gossip about national security.

I was so ashamed that I didn't say a word.

A little off topic, Beijing symbol. That's it. Hand in the papers quickly.

Write down the name, admission ticket number, teacher's marking and applause.

Laugh, sniffle, raise your hand, write, zero.

Confused poems are invalid!