Octopus has eight hands, but which two are the hands?

The best joke, octopus hands and feet to tell the truth.

We often say that an octopus has eight feet, but some people say that it has eight tentacles. How many hands and feet does an octopus have?

How to tell the difference between hands and feet? Here are several ways to help you distinguish between octopus's hands and feet, if you have any better ones.

Methods, welcome to exchange ideas:

Method 1: Catch an octopus first, and then hit its head with a hammer. Octopuses touch their heads with their hands, and the rest use their feet.

Method 2: If it is a female octopus, pretend to find her first. It is the hand that has been waving when saying no, and the other is the foot that is tightly clamped.

Method 3: Give it a fart to smell, your hand will cover your nose, and the other is your foot.

Method 4: Give it a computer, put your hands on the keyboard and your feet on the chair.

Method 5: When summer comes, the hands will scratch Hong Kong's feet, and of course the feet will be caught.

Method 6: Sprinkle a handful of soil on it. The one who grabs the towel is the hand and the other is the foot.

Method 7: Throw 100 yuan on the ground, step on the teaching first, and then pick up your hands.

Method 8: When winter comes, it is a hand covering your head.

Method 9: When you meet a leader, extend your hand first, but when you meet a subordinate, the opposite is true.

Method 10: Give it a check, extend the hand first, give it a vote, and hold the foot first.

Method 1 1: put it in the car, and the hand holds the steering wheel.

12. Give him a gentle knife, with hands and feet.

13. Give him a pair of white socks. Feet are placed on tentacles and hands are used to help put on socks.

14. Give him a radish, grab it with your hand and put it in your mouth, and the rest is your feet.

15. Watching tigers fight tonight, I ran away, my foot ran away and my hand stayed.

16. Hug MM when you see it. It's the hand that hugs MM, and it's the foot that supports the body (Note: If eight hands hug MM together, it can only show that octopus is a good octopus, and it can never be simply considered as eight hands).

17 Shake hands and point the gun at it, raise your hands and swing your legs.

18. Take it to Shu Kei, it's a hand you want to hug; Take it? Wang Junsheng block in the front, stretched out his foot to kick.

19 give it a CD, if it is an outstretched hand of LINUX; If it's WINDOWS2000, it's a foot.

Drowned in the water, raised his hand.

2 1 Ask him to attend the National People's Congress (CPPCC) as a representative and raise his hand.

Give it a cigarette, it is the hand that lights it, and step on the foot of the cigarette butt.

If it is a female octopus, put a cosmetic bag in the room and take it in. After a while, go in and have a look. It's the hand that holds the cosmetics.