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My mother told me when I was a child not to be an irresponsible person, so now I am stupid.

1. When I was a child, my mother told me not to be an irresponsible person, so now I am stupid.

2. School, you got my people, but you didn't get my heart.

3. There is no fire in simulated fire, and there is no earthquake in simulated earthquake. Why are there exams in mock exams?

Being teased when you are angry hurts your self-esteem.

The real local tyrant is Xiao Ming, whose home is at various distances from the school, which shows how many houses he has ~

6. Although learning is easy, learning is not easy, and it is done and cherished.

7. Friendship is such a thing. If you play well, it will be a small age. A bad game is a biography.

8. Every time I see Xueba, I feel ashamed of them: How did they get into the same school as me?

9. A coffee shop noticed that there was no wifi network in this shop, so please spend more time with people around you.

10. It is said that quilts are a branch of paradise on earth.

1 1. So many passers-by can't stop my love for you.

12. What you can take away is the garbage I left behind.

13. There are two kinds of people who can play with me, one is tolerant of my mental illness, and the other is as crazy as me.

14. Be a brave person and bear every slap that fate gives you.

15. I am me, fireworks of different colors. I have the right to be emotional, not live for you.

16. I like freedom, but I am bound.

Do you know who you like? There is a hidden sentence in this question: I like you.

My mother told me the details.

1. Go to someone else's house and don't sit on someone else's bed.

2. Touch glasses with others on the wine table, and your cup must be lower than the other person's, especially when the other person is an elder or leader.

Take an umbrella and enough dry food on sunny days-it's always good to plan ahead.

If you ask others, they won't answer you. Don't keep asking.

Try not to make any noise when eating.

6. Squat down when taking things or putting on shoes, and don't bend over and pout.

When someone criticizes you, even if he is wrong, don't refute it first, and then explain it when everyone calms down.

8. Enough is enough, whether it is eating your favorite food or losing your temper.

9. After dinner at a friend's house, take the initiative to help wash the dishes and wipe the table-the host has been cooking very hard and can't let the host clean up afterwards.

10. You will meet all kinds of people in your life. You can't get along well with everyone, but one thing is universal: how you treat others, others will treat you.

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12. Take back your fist and fight back more forcefully.

13. People living in this world must first learn the word "forbearance".

14. Don't tell anyone your secret easily at any time.

15. Money is not earned by saving money, but by spending money.

16. There is no end to learning, not only to learn books, but also to learn how to treat people. This society is far more complicated than you think.

17. Don't discuss the right and wrong of your boss or other colleagues with your colleagues. Your careless words are likely to be evidence that others attacked you.

18. It is your duty to do things well, and it is your dereliction of duty to do things badly.

19. Only bought by mistake, not sold by mistake. Don't just be greedy and cheap.

20. Sometimes loneliness is normal. Don't be afraid. Adjust yourself.

2 1. I have real friends, but I wonder if you are lucky enough to meet them. Don't deny it whether you meet it or not. Don't calculate others, especially the person you like. Don't use means to get the person you like.

22. The bravest thing is to know the truth of life and love it. Don't be afraid of cheating, but you should know that there are cheating in the world.

23. When borrowing money, you should have a bottom in mind, that is, you should think that the money will not come back. Therefore, the money you lend should always be within the range of losses you can bear. Within the tolerable amount, even if I can't come back, I am prepared. You can't borrow the amount you can't afford to lose.

24. It is best not to have economic exchanges between girlfriends unless you are too poor to eat. Many valuable friendships have been destroyed by money.

25. A gentleman can refer to things, but he should not pay attention to things.

26. Be patient when going out, and take a step back.

27. Wipe the table in your own direction.

28. The first sentence when making a phone call and answering the phone must be hello; Wait for someone to finish when you hang up.

29. A hundred infidelities are not allowed.

30. Don't spit and throw things everywhere. If there is no trash can, take it home and throw it in the trash can.

3 1. Reading more books is good for the mind, and you will see a wider world.

32. You adapt to society, not society adapts to you.

Don't let others know what you really think, laugh in front of others and cry alone.

Don't walk with your hands in your pockets.

35. Simple things are complicated to do, and complicated things are simple to do.

36. Opportunities are only reserved for those who are prepared, and nothing will fall in the sky.

Brush your teeth carefully under any circumstances, especially at night.

38. Be sure to have breakfast in the morning and drink a glass of water without breakfast.

39. Talk less about other people's right and wrong and mind your own business.

40.you are priceless.

4 1. Girls and boys should pay for going out.

42. Be responsible for your actions, don't blame others, think about whether you should do it before you do it, and learn to solve problems yourself.

43. If you want to get ahead in front of others, you must suffer in front of others.

I want to be a person with a strong heart.

1. Even if everyone is dismissive and waiting to see his jokes, he doesn't care. A truly powerful person won't care about other people's strange eyes. Facts will prove everything.

Don't care because of what some people say. I hope your heart is strong and you won't be slandered by bad words. I believe that people who like Jie Ge and Na Jie all hope that you will always be well. If you really love someone, you will always miss him and always want to mention him. Although you like Jie Ge, you will want to hear your sweet words. Keyboard man is always in BB. Ignore them. If you don't mention them, you will say that your relationship is broken. Just be yourself. Don't cry, it will make people who love you feel distressed, smile and be happy, and let those who deliberately black you see that Sister Na will not be defeated. Come on, Sister Na, love you.

A truly powerful person must have a calm heart, a gentle heart and a wise mind. I must have experienced wind and rain, high mountains and low valleys, and seen all kinds of life. I only hope that on the road of life, no matter what the circumstances, I can be full of wisdom, strength and courage and become a strong person inside.

4. When a woman is over forty, she must be confident. She doesn't need to dress up to cover up her lost youth and blindly pursue fashion. From the concept of health, fashion should encourage people to love life instead of blindly pursuing luxurious material enjoyment. Middle-aged women, in particular, must live and dress appropriately, which is an aesthetic concept. Nowadays, in some film and television works, the director's modeling of some middle-aged women is really disrespectful to actresses, and the real inner strength is also an elegance that caters to market demand and makes them bare their backs. Elegance itself is not in contradiction with strength. I think people who are really strong inside and have the ability to get out of their own life difficulties can also be called elegance.

Don't get angry because of what others say, it only shows that you are not determined enough and your heart is fragile. A really good person doesn't just talk about it, but actually knows what he is doing and what kind of person he is, and will not be easily influenced by other people's gossip.

6. A truly powerful person does not look at his tears, but at his attitude towards the people around him under any circumstances. Because a really powerful person will not spread negative emotions to people around him, and will not do them any harm, even if his body is riddled with holes and suffering, life is worse than death.

7. People with strong hearts rarely care about other people's opinions, including familiar strangers. Just as positive people seldom pay attention to negative information, even if they see it, they will be automatically blocked or digested instantly. They are very clear about their position and pursuit.

8. The real inner strength is to live in your own world, not in the eyes and mouths of others. Life is nothing more than laughing at others, and then letting others laugh at themselves.

9. Everyone has his own different opinions and has the right to speak for himself. Actually, I haven't compared it, and I don't care much. People who are really strong inside will not compare themselves with others, and there is no comparability.

10. Only by making yourself strong inside can you be truly independent.

1 1. A person with a strong heart and rich thoughts doesn't care how many people misunderstand him or how many secular prejudices he has, because his heart is a perfect world, and a person's inner richness is enough to make up for some material deficiencies. A person with a strong heart is a person with real thoughts, and a person with real thoughts must be a person with a strong heart.

12. Sometimes bowing is not weakness, but tenacity. A truly powerful person will never be afraid to love more.

13. A truly powerful man can be a beggar, but he can also seduce a princess, because a person's blue chip has nothing to do with his occupation, but with his personality.

14. Really good people never show off. Only the ignorant care about meaningless titles. Have your own direction in life, and you will bring your own light.

15. When faced with shortcomings, people are used to finding reasons for themselves. But if they can directly admit their shortcomings, it is possible to change and realize the first step to make progress, because this is the natural enemy of cowards. People who are really strong inside are not afraid of others looking directly at their shortcomings. The less they avoid problems, the better they grow.

16. A truly powerful person must have a calm heart, a gentle heart and a wise mind. I must have experienced wind and rain, high mountains and low valleys, and seen all kinds of life. I only hope that on the road of life, no matter what the circumstances, I can be full of wisdom, strength and courage and become a strong person inside.

17. A truly powerful person should be like Rebecca. He didn't roll his eyes and feel sorry for everyone who didn't understand him. In the end, he took care of the overall situation and left face for everyone.

18. Being moved is a sign of cowardice, and being moved is the patent of the weak. A truly powerful person can tolerate all emotions, but can't be influenced by any emotions.

19. A truly powerful person, facing the bleak life and reality, is actually like those five words. No matter what difficulties he faces in life or work, it is best to try to improve and find a way to solve them. Do your best and cheer for every hard-working young man.

20. On the road of life, you have to overcome difficulties one by one and move towards money! As for the surrounding environment, others' eyes can be ignored. These are not obstacles, but demons. If you don't think about it, it doesn't exist. The real inner strength is to dare to be different from most people around you! It is also a necessary condition for you to grow a quality life and create wealth!

2 1. Countless facts show that a truly powerful person is a person who is strong in heart, very confident, seizes opportunities and has quick thinking. Be a person with strong heart and strength!

22. Being moved is a sign of cowardice, and being moved is the patent of the weak. A truly powerful person can tolerate all emotions, but can't be influenced by any emotions.

23. If you make some achievements, you will be arrogant, always better than others in words, and ask questions that others don't want to answer. Only ignorant people are enterprising, and most successful people are humble and practical. Respect others, and others will truly respect you. Explore your own life value and know your own life direction, even if you never make public, you will bring your own light. A really good person never bares his teeth!

24. A truly powerful person never needs to crush others, let alone show extreme strength.

25. Being strong inside and being grateful is the greatest wealth for yourself and your children, and the inner wealth is the real wealth.

26. A truly powerful person will not be defeated by others unless he gives up!

27. A truly strong person must be a strong person who has survived criticism, supercilious look, cynicism and loneliness and has been walking along the inner water. ...

28. Only those who like themselves and have a strong heart can truly see their most primitive desires, get rid of the negative voices in their minds, and strive to become what live high wants to be.

29. A truly powerful person does not need to look down on others to gain a sense of dignity.

30. You can be shameless, but don't be too shameful. How many days did blx die on the way when someone threw up a few words? The real inner strength is to live in your own world, not in the eyes and mouths of others. Life is nothing more than laughing at others, and then letting others laugh at themselves.

3 1. You must strive for what you want. It is the most important thing for a girl to really have inner strength and economic independence, so you don't need to ask a boy what you want.

A truly powerful person can tolerate all emotions, but he can't be influenced by any one.

33. Everyone is urging you to be a woman with a strong heart, but only with the wisdom and ability to let nature take its course can a person be truly strong inside.

34. A truly strong person knows how to stop loss in time and is not afraid to give up.

35. The person who is really strong inside is: life has abused me thousands of times, and I regard life as my first love.

36. The real inner strength is to live in your own world, not in the eyes and mouths of others. Do things by yourself, and others will judge behind your back.

When you become a truly powerful person, you may feel lonely, but you are not afraid of loneliness. I like going home alone, because only when I am alone will I find the scenery along the way so beautiful and my heart so calm.

38. Inner strength is a mental state that everyone pursues. However, life will always give you all kinds of jokes and constantly provoke you. The real power is not an iron wall, but a soft heart, which wraps everything, crushes it carefully, and then opens it into a flower. The juice squeezed out by suffering has become the best nutrient for this flower!

Never be a person who can't stand up after falling.

1, that's you who never sat beside me sadly, and that's me who never sat beside you happily-sadly, after the song, I suddenly realized that if I can't sit next to you anymore, I'm really unhappy.

2. Close your eyes and ignore your existence.

When I was young, smiling was a kind of mood. When you grow up, a smile is an expression.

4. Unrequited love is a dying process of love.

5. A brother is someone who sleeps at your house with friends, lets girls sleep on the bed, boys sleep on the sofa, and he sleeps on the floor with you.

6. [No empathy at all. You will never feel pain unless the needle sticks to you. ]

She is not that good, but no one can replace her.

8. It is better to accompany you through spring, summer, autumn and winter than to give you a vow of eternal love.

When everyone is reasonable, he can travel all over the world. When everyone is unreasonable, he will be unable to move.

10, never be a person who can't stand up after a fall.

1 1, five pieces of chewing gum can not only fill the stomach, but also lose weight.

12, when I tell you to get out, you get out. You are stupid. You don't know. Hold me tight and kiss me.

13, separation of grief and jealousy, and endless possessiveness.

14, it's not me who is brave, it's because you warmed my hand.

15, please cherish the people who say good morning to you every day. Not everyone can think of you when they wake up.

16, I have no choice but to say something to my eyes and sing softly in my past dreams. I know how helpless you are between your lips and teeth.

17, one day, I will put on my wedding dress and come to see you and say goodbye.

18, insist on saying good things about others behind their backs. Don't worry that these nice words won't reach the ears of the parties. Be realistic and sincere.

19, if you don't love me, what reason can I stay?

20. If life is just like the first time, the autumn wind will draw a sad fan.