Yang's son badly needs a similar story.

1. Sino-US negotiations. When the agreement was about to be signed, the US found that Zhou Enlai used a Parker brand pen and said, "The pen you used is made in our country." Zhou Enlai said, "Oh, you mean this. This pen is a trophy on the Korean battlefield. "

2. In China and the United States, an American official and Premier Zhou are sitting in a car. At this time, the road where the car is driving is very bumpy. The US side said, "How come your socialist road is so bumpy!" Premier Zhou said: "It seems a little bumpy, but it is uphill."

A foreigner once asked Premier Zhou, "You China people always walk with your head down. You see how majestic we walk. "

The Prime Minister replied: "I know that people who go uphill always walk with their heads down, while those who go downhill always hold their heads up."

Someone asked Premier Zhou, "How much money is there in your country?" The Prime Minister replied tactfully: "Our country has only eighteen dollars and eighty-eight cents." (At that time, there were only ten kinds of RMB issued in China: ten yuan, five yuan, two yuan, one yuan, fifty cents, twenty cents, ten cents, five cents, two cents and one cent, and the total was exactly 18.88 yuan).

A foreigner asked Premier Zhou, "Why do people in your country take the road called the road?"

Premier Zhou replied: "Because we are following the Marxist socialist road."

6. After shaking hands with Premier Zhou, a very unfriendly foreigner wiped his hand roll and put it in his pocket. When Premier Zhou saw it, he unceremoniously took out his hand roll, wiped his hands and threw it directly into the trash can, thus safeguarding the dignity of China people.

7. Also on a diplomatic occasion, a foreigner asked Zhou Enlai, "Are there prostitutes in your country?" Zhou Enlai replied, "Yes." At this time, there was an uproar in the venue. But the Prime Minister went on to say, "In Taiwan Province Province, China!" Hearing this, applause rang out at the venue.