What's so funny? The colder the better (it is best to laugh).

1. One day, a person went fishing and caught a squid. The squid said, "Please leave me alone." The man said, "I'll test you a few questions and I'll let you go if you answer them." The squid said, "OK, OK, you can take the exam." As a result, the man baked it.

2. One day, Xiao Ming was walking on the road and suddenly found his feet were sore. He looked down and found himself stepping on a lemon.

Five people walked side by side in the street, and a billboard fell from the sky, but only three people died. Why? Because that's McDonald's ("M")

A cake got lost in the forest and couldn't get out. Guess who encouraged him to go out because of chocolate cake.

5. Why is the penguin's belly only white in front? Because my hands are short, I can only rub my stomach when I take a shower.

6. A polar bear stayed in a daze on the ice, and when he was really bored, he began to pull out his own hair, one ... two ... three ... and only the last one was left.