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Carefully choose funny greetings for Teachers' Day.

1, more tired than mules, busier than ants, overtime on holidays, free of charge. This is your true portrayal, dear teacher. Teacher's Day is here again, and your kindness is beyond words. I wish you a happy holiday and good health.

2, the product is not high enough to send it, the intention is not sincere, the spirit is there, and the message is elegant and popular. I will plant a little green to beautify your good mood. I wish the teacher funny good news. Happy Teachers' Day to my dear teacher!

3. Who gave us the language of civilization? Who taught us the philosophy of life? Who teaches us how to be a man? It is you! Hard gardener! May the holidays fill your heart with happiness!

4. Although after so many years, my admiration for your teacher is still like a raging river, gushing ... with my best wishes, I wish you a happy holiday and all the best!

5, three people laugh, there will be noise; If three people jump, they will fall; If we talk for three days, we must talk about stocks. If we have a trio, we must have our teacher. Today is Teachers' Day. I wish all teachers a happy mood, good health and happy family!

6. I once had a sincere concern before me, but I didn't cherish it. If God can give me another chance, I will say to you: Thank you, teacher!

7. I said, teacher, you said that you should find a girlfriend when we are admitted to the university. But now, you are still a bachelor and a hero. Don't delay your lifelong event.

8, naughty to see you run, honestly see you call; Ignorance runs when it sees you, and knowledge is proud of you; Stupidity grows old when it sees you, and wisdom jumps when it sees you! Teacher's Day is coming, and happiness, happiness and health will be reported one after another!

9. Do you know, teacher, your image on the podium is so great and charming? I hope you will always be young, radiant and full of peaches and plums!

10, teacher: I want to invite you to dinner but I have no money; I want to give you a gift, but I haven't bought it yet; I want to say I love you, but I'm afraid Jenny will be angry ... let's hurry today! Happy Teachers' Day, teacher!

1 1. What can the teacher do for you? Please don't mention anything. In fact, this is a comfort to us, really!

12, there was a sincere concern before me, but I didn't cherish it. If God can give me another chance, I will say five words to you: Thank you, teacher!

13, when I was sad, you enlightened me; When I was frustrated, you encouraged me: you are my mentor. Today coincides with Teachers' Day. Send a text message to wish you happiness. You are like my teacher. May you be healthy!

14. If I am the CEO, you are the CEO's teacher. If I were the president, you would be the president's mother. No matter what my future life path is, I will always love you, teacher! Teacher's Day is coming, I wish you a happy holiday and a happy life!