Kneel for five funny jokes

1. A beautiful woman came home from work. When she turned into an alley with dim street lights, a man was coming towards her with open arms.

The beauty was angry and cursed: "rogue!" " I can't help but say that it's a foot in the other person's stomach. There was only a bang. The young man said dejectedly, "What bad luck! The second piece of glass was not delivered. "

A man loves a handsome girl very much, but he is shy by nature, so he has to secretly observe the girl's habits and look at her from a distance. After observing for a while, he found that the girl would go to a beef noodle shop to eat noodles every Wednesday.

One day, he followed this woman The more he looks at her in the noodle restaurant, the more he thinks she is elegant and beautiful. So he got up the courage to walk up to the lady and boldly asked her, "Miss, what's your name?" The young lady was startled by the sudden sound and replied loudly: "I ... my name is beef noodles!" " "

A young hunter came to ask the old hunter how to hunt bears. The old hunter said, usually I find a cave first and then throw a stone in it. If I hear the sound of "Woo …", there must be a bear in it. As long as you jump into the hole and shoot it, you can definitely hit the bear.

A few days later, the old hunter was surprised to see the young hunter wrapped in bandages in the hospital.

The young hunter said, I went to hunt bears. First, I found a cave, and then I threw a stone into it. When I heard the sound of "Woo …" inside, I jumped into the cave … but before I shot, a train left the cave …

One day when I was reading in the dormitory, a salesman came in to sell me socks. I took the trouble to buy several pairs, and when the man left, I almost fainted when I looked closely: it said "Made in Germany".