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Jokes with humor

Jokes with humor , we often feel boring in work and life, we need to add a little spice to our lives, Let’s take a look at humorous jokes. I have collected articles about humorous jokes. You are welcome to read them. Humorous Jokes 1

1. If you don’t work hard now, you will be the bricks that make other people’s walls in the future.

2. It’s been so long since I’ve kissed, even eating a duck tongue will make me feel tender. After not holding hands for too long, I would feel trembling even if I picked up pickled pepper chicken feet.

3. There will always be someone who will love you, your small eyes, your small nose, your short legs, your weight that won’t drop, and your shameless character.

4. Remember, dear, those who are good-looking are called coquettish, and those who are ugly are called coquettish!

5. If you like it, go for it. It doesn’t matter if they have a boyfriend or girlfriend. The team has a goalkeeper, so the ball will still go in.

6. Don’t think your girlfriend is a star-chasing person. If a star-chasing person can defeat you, just have fun secretly.

7. A man can’t find his girlfriend, so he has no choice but to go to fortune telling. Fortune teller: You are destined to have no women in the first half of your life. The man's eyes lit up: What about the second half of your life? The fortune teller said: You will get used to it for the rest of your life.

8. The TV said that placing a mobile phone under a pillow would cause radiation. I was so frightened that I quickly turned off the TV and threw away the pillow.

9. There are three things that young people should not touch: star chasing, mahjong, and King of Glory. The more you touch them, the more interesting it will be to be single.

10. Now I can’t afford to go to the AA system. I invented an AAB system, which is your AA. I’m so embarrassed to go there.

11. I often see news talking about the dangers of staying up late. It really scares me to death. I will never watch the news again.

12. In the past, carriages and horses were very slow, letters were far away, and you could only love one person in your life; now the Internet is very fast, you have many husbands, but you never have a boyfriend.

13. If you submit the right resume, you can get a good job; if you submit the right child, you don’t have to work.

14. Speaking of my boyfriend’s advantages, they can be summed up in five words: he knows how to choose girlfriends.

15. Couples in love will lament what virtues they have accumulated in their previous lives, and married couples will lament what sins they have committed in their previous lives. Humorous Jokes 2

1. A good horse never eats grass, so a good horse always goes hungry.

2. It is said that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually ran around naked for 20 years.

3. I thought that a bird cannot fly across the sea, because I thought that a bird does not have the courage to cross the sea. Ten years later, I discovered that it is not that a bird cannot fly across the sea, but the other side of the sea. There is no more waiting...

4. When a woman cries, a man will lose.

5. The only knife technique that women should practice is the knife technique for cutting vegetables. For women, this knife technique is more effective than any other knife technique.

6. If you fall in love in college, you will regret it for four years. If you don’t fall in love in college, you will regret it all your life!

7. I want to fall in love early, but it is too late...

8. You are the sun in my heart, but it is a pity that it rains... You are the moon in my dream, but it is covered by clouds... You are the most beautiful flower in my heart, but it is a pity that it has bloomed... You are in the sky Chang'e came to the world, but unfortunately she landed face first...

9. I like people who are "half-hearted": they love me, have confidence in me, and are responsible for me; they speak creatively and make people happy. I am "satisfied"!

10. When arguing with others, take a step back and the sky will be brighter; when chasing your girlfriend, take a step back and the sky will be empty.

11. Women who want to please themselves will allow men to be poor if they want to please themselves!

12. Mom said it is best not to miss two things, the last bus home and a deep love. Your person

13. Love me discount, free for the year!

14. If you see the shadow in front of you, don’t be afraid, it’s because there is sunshine behind you.

15. On September 1st more than ten years ago, I walked into school with a happy smile, a small schoolbag on my back, and embarked on a road of no return. Humorous Jokes 3

1. When I was a child, I thought good people would be rewarded, but now I know that good people are laughed at.

2. Love makes people strong, but it also makes people weak. Friendship only makes people stronger.

3. You all go to ride the Titanic, I am the one who is going to ride on Noah’s Ark.

4. The most wonderful thing in life is not the moment when you realize your dream, but the process of persisting in your dream!

5. To you, I am just an accident; to me, you are an accident. A love.

6. If you make me angry, I will eat the map. This is called swallowing mountains and rivers with anger.

7. You can’t stop loving some people just because they leave, and you can’t forget them just because they are gone.

8. If you don’t experience Monday’s collapse, you won’t know the value of Friday.

9. Love in the name of friendship, so you must learn to be patient.

10. Not everyone can make trouble in my heart.

11. Smart women deal with men, and stupid women deal with women.

12. Love is art, marriage is technology, and divorce is arithmetic.

13. Winter is here, and people are about to turn into winter melons!

14. After staying among nervous people for a long time, I found that I am normal.

15. I am willing to trade a lifetime of luck for the right person.