Humorous topic sentences for chatting with girlfriends

1. Q: What would you do if you drank ten bottles of beer?

A: Let them come up again.

2. Q: Do you dare to say how many people of the opposite sex have kissed you?

A: Not really. But every time I add one, I write it on a card. ..... and then I made four decks of poker with these cards.

3. Q: Both couples are on QQ, but neither of them has spoken 10 minutes. What does this mean?

The boss is nearby.

4. Q: I will give you 1200 yuan. What car should I buy?

Answer: buy a set of chess. There are four cars! And four BMWs.

5. Q: Pets that have been kept for 10 years and lovers that have been in contact for 1 week must give up 1. What do you choose?

A: Give up your pet and give it to your lover.

6. Q: What is the coolest car for getting married?

A: Bugatti drove the car, aston martin filmed it, led zeppelin DS8 escorted it, and the bride and groom rode the donkey.

7. Q: Are you a playboy?

A: In the past, everyone asked me with exclamation marks.

8. Q: When I went on a blind date, the woman opposite me grinned and a thick piece of powder fell off her face. What should I do? ……

A: It's very kind of you to send food at the first meeting.

9. Q: You were on the bus, and suddenly people around you took a look at you and threw up. What did you do?

A: Sure enough! Most people pass out when they see me.

10. Q: Can the little dragon girl not see Yang Guo for seven years?

I'll never see Yang Guo.

1 1. Q: Describe your driving level in four words.

A: The traffic police are speechless.

12. Q: Someone told you that I eat more salt than you! ! Explain what?

A: The mouth is heavy.

13. q: what is the biggest feeling after watching the beast video?

A: The mobile phone is too bad.

14. Q: A man stepped on your foot on the bus and told you that I was Jay Chou. What's your reaction?

A: Stand back. You can show off later, I stepped on Jay Chou!

15. Q: If you were fascinated by reading in the library and the opposite sex touched you with its feet three times, would you?

A: Step on the gas.

16. Q: It seems that many women like * * *? What are the reasons for liking or hating? Rumors seem to be back!

A: Come on, Kansai! Looking forward to the second season.

17. Q: There are seven seconds before the end of the world. What is the last thing you want to do?

Answer: collect vegetables.

18. Q: Do you like me when your lover/husband suddenly hugs you from a deep sleep and says I like you? '

Answer: Don't wake him, and ask softly: What's my name? ……

19. q: at the same time, say 1 plant flowers to see who has a tacit understanding with me ~ ~

A: 1 plant flowers

20. Q: A man and a woman stayed all night and did nothing! do you believe that？

A: I believe. All wet, not dry.

2 1. Q: When dating, the woman said to you: You have no house or car to kiss? What's your answer?

A: Love is coming.

22. Q: Have you ever almost died?

A: Does * * * count?

23. Q: A female mop has made six boyfriends. How should she spend Valentine's Day?

A: Let's eat hot pot together.

Q: There are no cars in Yang Guo. Why is the little dragon girl still tired of him?

A: Who said there was no car? He's been carving cards!

25. Q: In the afternoon 10, a lesbian incident message said,' My husband is not here'. How should I reply? ! ! ?

A: I'll be right there. ...

26. Q: If someone asks, can I chase you? What's a better answer?

Why are you chasing me? I'm not emergency syrup. . .

27. Q: You are stranded on a desert island, and your cell phone has no signal, so suddenly you can make a phone call. Who did you call first?

A: China Mobile, complain about them! The signal is so bad!

28. To tell the truth, if you are a man, would you like to have a bunch of women like * * *?

I wish I were a woman with a lot of * * * *

29. Q: I'll give you 1 100 million to jump off the second floor. Would you like to cut it?

A: Please pile 1 100 million downstairs first, and I'll jump up at once.

30. Q: After breaking up, one party said: I will never walk into other people in my heart again. Can you believe it?

A: Not in my heart, but in my body.

3 1. Q: What do you think is the most desirable quality in you?

A: Wrong is wrong.

32. What is the best weapon you have ever held?

A: TT (invisibly killing 100 million people)

33. Q: A corpse was actually dug up in the garden where I bought the house. What should I do? Do you want to call the police

Answer: Keep digging. There are soldiers and horses below.

34. Q: Tell me the cruelest way to abuse yourself?

A: A person eats KFC family buckets.

35. Q: I'll give you 1W go to the gate of the community and shout three times: Sister Furong, I love you. What are you doing?

A: You can shout, but don't do it.

36. Q: At night, I was taking a bath. Suddenly found that I have an extra hand to help you bathe! You .

A: Sneak off its watch and ring.

Q: What do you mean by white sheets, white quilts, white pillows and white slippers?

Answer: Dr. Bai wants you to be white.

38. Q: Boys send more than 100 messages to girls every day, but there are few phone calls. What does that mean?

A: He ordered a monthly package.

39. Q: Describe your appearance in four words!

A: You're welcome.

40. Q: You only have 2 yuan in your pocket. How can we solve three meals?

Answer: buy a broken bowl and squat on the street.

4 1. Q: My brother pulled his pants-hit two American political celebrities!

A: Oh! Mom and dad. Larry.

42. Q: If someone looks at your photo and says it's ugly. . . . .

A: It's better than saying' What a lovely monkey'.

There are so many people who despise me. Who are you?

When a beautiful woman despises you as a rogue, rogue, treacherous and dishonest ~)

44. I won't tell you if I kill you. You haven't played the honey trap yet!

Brothers, are there any beautiful women who ask you difficult questions? Good for girlfriends, for flirting. )

45. Not only am I lucky, but my beriberi is also good!

(Hehe, you can laugh if you are lucky)

46. Push me again and I'll play dead for you!

Beautiful women can use it when they ask you stupid questions over and over again.

47. You can't reach it. Try stepping on your right foot with your left foot.

(Fight short rival in love, joke that girls are petite, suit yourself ~)

48. Some people are alive and she is dead. Some people are alive, and he should have died!

(Angry can also be humorous ~)

49. You said ... Do you like me? Actually ... first of all ... actually, I also ... I told you, actually, I like myself.

(Is it difficult to confess ~ Is it difficult to be ambiguous ~ It is not difficult to know what to say. Success is an art)

50. Castle Peak is still there, but it is a little red.

(Hungry, that, thinking of a word, is it heartless ~)

5 1. Do you drink water, drink water or drink water? You choose!

Are you a collector, a collector or a collector? You choose! )

52. I not only have a car, but also my own!

I don't like gold diggers. )

53. If you like, I'll buy it for you ... (after realizing that the other person is angry) Oh, no, it's brother, I'll buy it for you!

Isn't humor important with brothers? )

54. The mirror always reflects light!

I told my girlfriend when I failed the exam. . . )

55. Does handsome have a P? Probably eaten by a pawn!

Did any woman tell you' that man is so handsome' and' that star is so handsome'? A word choked her to death)

56. Don't worry about giving it to me, there's nothing wrong with it!

(Hehe ~ Did your girlfriend ask you to buy something? Did I ask you for help? So, is it better to help her do it well? )

57. Relax, I'm not a good person ... (Is it difficult to strike up a conversation? Trust me, yes! )

58. As long as you lay an egg all your life, let's step on it immediately, and don't let the headmaster and parents know! (Bedside flirting joke)

59. Don't thank me. Thank you and dare to charge you money!

(When you help MM or do something that makes her grateful ~ Hehe, pinch her, be careful with powder boxing)

60. Don't tell me to bring it on-I have two generations of love!

(MM: Do you want a real PK? You interrupted her with this sentence before she finished. . . )

6 1. If you ignore me, I will be a dog!

(MM: Are you sure you don't want to give me chocolate? I'll ignore you and promise ~—————— Do you know how to say no? )

62. When will there be a bright moon? Ask Yi Zhongtian!

(spontaneous ~)

63. I haven't eaten meat for a few days, and now I've practiced to fart without meat!

I haven't held your hand for a while, and now I have developed the habit of shaking hands with the puppy when I catch it. . . The premise is that it is a woman ~)

Generally speaking, the husband is thin, either his wife is too eager or his wife is too stingy. I hope I am thin because of the first item.

Usually I am so thin, but you like buying food for us so much. Honey, why do you think we are thin? )

65. As long as a person looks good, no matter what he does, everyone thinks that the baby is reasonable and normal. You see, I was streaking and no one saw me ~

Actually, we are so handsome that no one saw us streaking. . . )

66. Let me test your IQ first. How much is one plus one?

He answered me at once. The child reacts quickly. His answer was to spit in my face. !

You see how smart our relatives' children are. Fortunately, they didn't spill urine on my face.

67. Oriental Pearl: Shanghai's penis looks gorgeous, but ... why are the testicles one above and the other below? Deformity?

(use with caution. . . )

68. You also eat fried food. Look at the pimples on your face! I can almost connect gobang!

(Hey, man, that's a depressing smell ~)

69. The appearance is youthful and bright, but the heart is shabby.

We are the same kind of people, shiny in appearance and broken in heart. . . )

70. Do you know I can doodle? I often doodle at night' I doodle when no one is around: Registration: 139. ...

(。 . . So please tell me the number, our graffiti technology is first-class ~)

7 1. A girl in my dormitory turned against me.

Are you two fighting? A slap in the face? Scratching your hair and splashing pen water?

……

(exaggerated ~)

72. Be careful, I said, pulling her.

She looked at me and asked doubtfully, what's the matter? Why did you pull me?

There is an ant, don't knock you down.

(Everyone is holding hands ~)

73. I thought it was useless to be invisible to others. People like me, like fireflies in the dark, are bright enough and outstanding enough.

(QQ-She: Why are you always invisible? . . . )

74. A woman kissing a man is a kind of happiness, and a man kissing a woman is a kind of luck. So, you are my luck in eating, and I am your happiness ~ (I like direct flirting, but my tone, expression, eyes and tone are all measured by my brothers. My expression is serious and playful, and my eyes are focused and gentle, so I want to look into each other's eyes)

75. The iron cock will leave some rust. You are a stainless steel cock! Ah, no, stainless steel hens. . .

I met a very stingy woman before and threw this sentence out. . . As a result, she said, you are still a rooster, and a rooster matches a hen. . . Me? Yes . . )

76. I was pulled out before I had time to have sex.

(She: Are you a playboy? I often see you with different girls. Me: I'd like to, but it was pulled out before I could get involved. . . )

77. Everyone is born. Sadly, many people have gradually become pirates. To tell you the truth, you are just like my ex-girlfriend's piracy.

(subtext, piracy is too powerful, you have to become my genuine ~)

78. Knowledge is like underwear; it is invisible but important. Therefore, I am still single-minded. A pair of underwear has been worn for more than 20 years ~

I forgot where it was used. This seems to be a conversation about people saying that I am talented in leaving messages. . . )

79. My friend's name was him in his girlfriend's mobile phone, but they broke up later.

I wish I could do less myself. . . )

80. I am also an infatuated seed, but it rained ... and I drowned.

She: I wonder if you have always been such a playboy. )