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Self-care ability classical Chinese
-"laughter in the forest"
General idea: Women are lazy. Usually, my husband does everything at home. All she knows is that her clothes are bulging and her mouth is full of food. One day, my husband is going out and won't come back for five days. He was worried that she was too lazy to starve, so he branded a big cake and put it around the woman's neck. It was enough for her to eat for five days, and then he went out with confidence. By the time her husband came home, the woman had starved to death for three days. The husband was very surprised. When he entered the room, he saw that the bread wrapped around his neck only ate one piece in front of his mouth, and the rest didn't move at all.
Laziness to the extreme, absolutely great. This obsession with lazy habits can be said to be absolutely amazing.
My opinion of lazy women
Recently, I read Laughing in Wide Language and saw such a joke: A woman is extremely lazy, and her husband is operating her diet every day. She only knows how to clap her hands with clothes for a living. One day, my husband was going to travel far away, and he was afraid that he would be lazy and starve to death, so he branded a big cake around his neck and went out five days later. When her husband came back, the woman had starved to death for three days. When the husband came into the room, he saw that the cake around his neck was only one piece near his mouth, and the rest remained untouched. This joke is obviously a bit exaggerated. In real life, such a lazy and stupid woman may be hard to find.
Coincidentally. It is said in an article that a school is a famous key school in China and is famous for cultivating students with excellent academic performance. But there is a third-grade student whose mother gets up at midnight every night to "pee" him; I won't wear clothes and hats until 1 1 years old. There is a fourth-grade student who brings an egg with him every noon besides other meals. Parents are responsible for peeling and putting them in lunch boxes. Occasionally, the egg does not shell, and the child is very puzzled. He watched it again and again, but he couldn't start, so he had to take it home. When his mother asked him why he didn't eat, he blamed his mother and said, "How can I eat without sewing?" It seems absurd at first glance, but it is not uncommon to look closely.
I have a colleague, a baby daughter, who is over eighteen. She studies in a higher vocational college in this city. She is usually very busy at work, but every weekend she goes to her daughter's house to wash clothes and dry them. When I asked why, she actually replied, "Do more for my daughter while she is still around. When I get married in the future, there will be no chance to do anything for her. " Shocked me!
This reminds me of a modern classic saying: children in the past didn't listen to their parents, so there is no food for you today; Today's children, if their parents don't listen, I won't eat today. Some parents are no longer "willing to be oxen" but "willing to be slaves". Obedience to children, from head to toe, eating, drinking and sleeping, are all contracted. As a result, spoiled children, like lazy women in Lazy Women, only know that "clothes come to reach out, food comes to mouth" and their self-care ability seems to be zero.
It is every parent's wish to "look forward to a child becoming a dragon and a woman becoming a phoenix". Parents should provide their children with some help in life, but blindly "full care" not only makes children lazy, but also harms the next generation. As the saying goes, "it is the father's fault to raise and not teach." What is a teacher? A strict missionary. If you are young and don't learn, why not? "No matter how smart a child is, how high his IQ is, and how good his academic performance is, if he doesn't even pay attention to his adaptability to the living environment and the natural environment, it is probably impossible to become a' dragon and phoenix' and do something big.
At that time, it was strange not to verify Su Dongpo's "Everyone adopts a son to see cleverness, and I was killed by cleverness all my life"!
2. Who can give me a classical Chinese article about youthful vitality? How energetic words, how arrogant words, how flying words, how golden age. What should we leave for youth? Regret? No, dawdle? No, we should leave the most splendid legacy for our youth, so we should cherish our youth and not let it waste time.
Students, let's cherish the youth in front of us, learn more knowledge in class, lay a good foundation for our future, learn more housework we can do in life, and exercise our self-care ability for our future life.
Recall that the teacher told us such a thing in primary school: a student with excellent academic performance was admitted to a key university. When he was young, his parents never let him do any housework, and he didn't want to do it himself. He only thinks about how to learn his studies well, and nothing else matters. When he was in junior high school, he didn't have any bosom friends. Later, I was admitted to the university, but after studying for only one week, I called home and said I didn't want to study. My parents were very surprised by this. Two days later, his family went to school to look for him, only to find that his bed was full of dirty clothes and socks, and the quilt was messy. Everything is awkward. Looking at the clothes of other roommates, neat and clean, my parents suddenly understood: my son said, I can't do anything. My parents cried and patted my son because you didn't let you do housework in junior high school and hurt you. My son said, ". From this incident, I understand that the student in the incident didn't learn to do more housework because his self-care ability was too poor to adapt. I think a person should learn to do more things when he is young and full of energy, and don't let himself regret being young. Don't cast an indelible shadow on his mind, cherish his youth.
Youth, let us fly, youth, let us travel, youth, let us try and cherish the youth in front of us. In youth, we will encounter many troubles, such as study, friends, teachers and students, parents. Don't take these troubles as difficulties and feel too tired to live. I don't think so. You have to challenge these unstoppable difficulties with a challenging attitude, and you have to know that you have to suffer first. The difficulty of cherishing youth is to hone your will and make your future road more substantial and secure.
It is extremely important to learn more knowledge when you are young. As the saying goes, "If you don't work hard when you are young, you will be sad when you are old." You should cherish your youth.
3. Help me write a junior high school life on the topic of "growing up". The content can be written (learning methods, self-care ability). Golden childhood is beautiful, colorful teenagers are beautiful, leaving my growth footprints everywhere.
I grew up in a library full of books.
From the day I first learned to read, books became my mentor, taught me knowledge and taught me to be a man. Every Sunday, I will plunge into the library and swim freely in the sea of books. Sometimes I want to make a floor and stay in the bookstore. On my tenth birthday, my sister gave me a library card. I can borrow my favorite books and read them at home. Now, I have read a lot of books in my bookstore and learned a lot from them.
The campus full of friendship left my growing footprints.
When I was in grade five, I met a good friend. Her name was Jiao Xiangou. We once made a beautiful vow on the ladder on campus: to be the best friends for life. Every time between classes, we will stroll around the campus and talk about everything and exchange our reading experience. Under her influence, my personality gradually became cheerful and my courage gradually increased. Once, the Chinese teacher misunderstood me. I want to explain to the teacher, but I don't have the courage. She asked me what I was afraid of, and I said I was afraid of nothing. She said, "In this case, you have no reason to be afraid. It doesn't matter if you go. "
With her repeated encouragement, I finally got up the courage to walk to the office. From then on, whenever I encounter difficulties, I will think of her, and I will have courage to think of her.
When I was a teenager, I left a growing footprint in a warm family.
Now, I am more and more aware of my parents' love for me, that kind of selfless love. When I get to middle school, I have to get up early every day because I have to study by myself in the morning. But after a hard day, my mother got up earlier than me. In the symphony of pots and pans, I began to wash my face and brush my teeth. After washing, I am waiting for a hearty and emotional breakfast. A few pure lilies are embroidered on the white tablecloth, and some blooming flowers are inserted in the vase. Two fried eggs, a glass of milk and some delicious snacks. This is my breakfast. For more than a year, I started my study life with this breakfast every day.
Beautiful parks, amusement parks full of laughter and busy streets. . . . . .
I grew up anywhere.
4. What are the contents of self-care? The basic abilities of life, work and labor can be cultivated and exercised from five aspects.
(1) Learn to take care of yourself in daily life, dress yourself, fold quilts, wash schoolbags and desks, wash small items, and go to school independently. (2) Help parents do housework, learn to boil water, cook, stir-fry, shop, clean the room, operate the washing machine and settle the water and electricity bills.
(3) Learn to do a good job in team work and social welfare activities, be able to complete the work assigned by the Young Pioneers, pursue "people's interests are above everything else" and attach importance to social welfare activities. (4) Take part in productive labor within one's power.
(5) receive the enlightenment education of science and technology. In all aspects of self-care, efforts should be made to enhance their knowledge, science and creativity, increase their scientific and technological content, and raise self-care activities to a new level, so as to lay a foundation for team members to engage in modern productive labor and social activities in the future.
On Wednesday, the school held a self-care ability competition. Under the guidance of the teacher, we went to the small playground with stools.
Hardly had we sat down when the fierce competition began. The first one to play is Grade Three. The students in Grade Three are staring at their opponents as if they were going to eat them. As soon as the whistle sounded, all the students in Grade Three quickly folded their quilts without losing to their opponents. Cheerleading classmates at the back shouted come on, louder and louder. Soon the whistle sounded again and the third-grade students had to stop. Many people didn't finish the task.
Next is the fourth grade. As soon as we saw our classmates coming out, we shouted desperately. As soon as the whistle sounded, the students in our class folded the quilt as quickly as the cars on the expressway. We also shouted even crazier, and some simply shouted "Come on! Come on! " Some shouted xx, come on! "Some shouted" Class 4 (3), come on! "Perhaps moved by us, perhaps by the fierce competition, our class was far ahead, and soon completed the task and entered the final stage. Time is running out, and soon people will count down, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, stop! Our class stopped in time, although there is still a little unfinished. Students from other classes wanted to try again, but they were found out and had to stop.
The competition of self-care ability ended in our shouts. I hope our class can win the first place.
6. How to improve students' self-care ability Only those who can take care of themselves can truly stand on their own feet and live independently, thus growing into a useful person for family and society! This book will tell you the importance of self-care. At the same time, it will also discuss with classmates the difficulties we usually encounter in life and study, and tell you some tips, which I believe will be very helpful to you.
When you become a person who can take care of yourself in study and life, you are the omnipotent little superman among your classmates and friends! Self-care is a compulsory course in life. There is an Englishman named Robinson. On a voyage, he unfortunately got lost and drifted to a desert island.
There was no one there except cruel barbarians and poor prisoners. Food, clothing, housing and transportation, nothing.
However, Robinson lived there alone for 28 years, relying on his strong self-care ability. In the long 28 years, Robinson transformed three caves into his own home, eating by hunting wild animals, and then making clothes out of the fur of wild animals.
He also grows grains and uses the flour of these grains to make bread. Later, Robinson saved an aborigine, trained him and named him "Friday", which taught him a lot, and the days after that were not so lonely.
Robinson's survival depends on strong will and the ability to survive independently in difficulties. And the ability to live independently begins with the ability to take care of yourself? If Robinson had no self-care ability, or poor self-care ability, I'm afraid he would have become the dish of those savages and never return to England again.
Some students think I have poor self-care ability, but I have a good mother who will help me with anything. Parents can help for a while, but not for a lifetime.
Excuse me: What should you do if your parents are not around? Learning to take care of ourselves will benefit us for life. It is not only a compulsory course leading to a happy life, but also a golden key to a successful life. Learn to take care of yourself and learn to survive, which is an essential compulsory course for each of us in life class.
If one day, you say to your mother, "Mom, from today on, I will go to school by myself, so you don't have to pick me up." I believe you will get a big hug at this time.
Do your own thing. We all learned a children's song when we were young: a person has two treasures, a hand and a brain. Hands can work and brains can think.
Create with your hands and brain. "Do your own thing" seems to be an unnecessary topic. Who doesn't know to do their own thing? However, in reality, many students don't do their own things. Let's look at the following two examples.
Xiaoli came home from school, threw her schoolbag and coat, and threw her dirty sneakers directly on the ground. "Grandma, I'm tired. Pour me a glass of juice, it's cold. "
Grandma, who is busy in the kitchen, quickly brought a glass of iced orange juice. "Little ancestor, look what a mess you've made at home."
"Grandma, not you. My task is to study. " "Good, good, as long as you read the book well, you don't have to worry about the rest."
Zhangqian is a student in Class 3, Grade 3 of a school. His father is a businessman and his family is very rich. Every time it was zhangqian's turn to sweep the floor on duty, zhangqian said to other students, "I'll sweep it alone."
As a result, the classroom he cleaned was cleaner than other groups. Teacher Li, the head teacher, often praises zhangqian's love of labor in the class.
Later, Mr. Li learned the truth: every time he was on duty, Zhang Qian used 10 yuan to hire the old man in the reception office to clean it. In fact, people are born with the nature of taking care of themselves, such as knowing to look for breast milk when they are born, falling down when they are toddlers and knowing to get up, wanting to wear shoes when they see adults wearing shoes, and so on.
However, as I get older, I don't do or won't do what I used to do. Investigate its reason, it is parents dote on, 2 it is to have dependence.
Parents' attitude towards us should be changed, and we should also adjust our mentality. If you can do it, you must do it yourself; Learn to do what you can't do.
If you depend on your parents for everything, you will develop the bad habit of reaching out with clothes and opening your mouth with food. After a long time, it will not only make you lazier, but also make you not know how to deal with life. A high school student, with excellent academic performance, was loved by his parents since childhood.
In the college entrance examination, he was admitted to a famous university. However, over the years, he has lost the ability to live alone.
At school, he can't wash clothes, he doesn't know how to cook in the canteen, and he can only call home again and again. Less than half a month later, he secretly went home, and his parents had no choice but to let him drop out of school.
Emphasis on doing your own thing is to cultivate your ability and habit of taking care of yourself and lay the foundation for self-reliance in the future. Of course, learning to take care of yourself is not only about taking care of yourself in life, but also about taking care of yourself psychologically, adjusting your emotions and maintaining a positive, optimistic and calm attitude; It also includes being able to take care of yourself in your study and make your study in an orderly way.
We use our hands and brains to make ourselves more and more capable, especially to save ourselves from success without any outside help, which can make us feel our strength most truly. Let's go all out to maximize our potential and pursue amazing success.
We will learn more about the world and ourselves. Self-care gives you wings to soar. In view of the poor self-care ability of students, a school held a "good boy should take care of himself" activity, which achieved remarkable results.
Here are some receipts of parents' home-school contact forms: Charlene Marilynn Dangelo's mother: Charlene Marilynn Dangelo did a good job this week. She got up in the morning to help adults fold the quilt and set the dishes and chopsticks on her own initiative. John young's father: Our john young never cleaned the room before, and things were littered everywhere. As a result, I can't find it when I use it.
Now, things on john young's desk are always arranged in an orderly way, and the study will be carried out in an orderly way according to the study schedule made that day. Ma Xiaoxian's grandmother: Xiaoxian studies very well, but she doesn't like working.
She has made great progress through this activity. I went to the supermarket with me yesterday and even offered to help me with my bag.
Thank you very much for your school! .
7. About the meaning of good habits; The significance of self-care ability; The significance of maintaining an optimistic attitude Many years ago, in the vast sea, there was a spectacular scene that surprised fishermen with many years of experience: more than 300 sperm whales came one after another, braving the wind and waves to chase and run in the same direction. Whales swim from the deep sea to the bay and then from the bay to the shallows. ............................................................................................................................................................
Various media responded quickly and reported the sudden death of more than 300 sperm whales.
Why is this?
It turned out that these sperm whales were chasing sardines and were trapped in the shallows of the bay unconsciously. Frederick brown Brown Harris, a biologist, said, "These small fish lead the ocean giants to death. Whales suddenly die because they are chasing petty profits. They spend great strength for trivial goals." A group of whales with great strength and potential were defeated by a small sardine. No matter how powerful, as long as you can't stand the temptation, you are likely to fall into an irreparable abyss.
No matter how powerful the power is, as long as the goal and direction are wrong, it may decline or even die.
No matter how strong you are, as long as you can't beat yourself, you can't stay really strong.
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