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"I plucked up the courage to lift her skirt."

At that time, I missed the person I loved day and night. How can I express it? Will she accept me?

In old boys's lyrics, every sentence is a scene and a memory.

Age will not go backwards, time will not go backwards, and the years we stepped on can only exist in the lyrics and in the memory.

What kind of things did we do at that time, which will make us remember after many years?

1

Mr. Chen is a single father who lives alone with his seven-year-old son.

Mr. Chen, who just spent Children's Day with his son in kindergarten, said that he had a long dream at night, dreaming that his mother would also spend the holidays with his son. Also dreamed that when I was a child, egged on by a few friends, he lifted a girl's skirt:

At that time, a few boys were playing games. When I lost, they asked me to lift the girls' skirts. The girl I like happened to be in my sight, so I got up the courage to go over and lift her skirt.

"I'm sorry, don't cry." I blushed and went to the girl who was crying on the ground, handed her a candy and said, "I will be responsible for you."

I was nine years old and she was nine. The little girl picked up the candy and threw it on the ground. He picked it up and gave it to her, and she threw it away again. After repeated several times, the little girl was finally amused by me.

In retrospect, it was the stupidest thing I ever did and the most correct thing, because the girl I tore off her skirt became my wife and my son's mother many years later.

When I was ten years old, my family bought me a bike and I got my first car. After I' lift the car', I want her to sit in the back seat of my car first.

When I was eleven years old, my best friend, the Russian, dragged me to the video game hall, and I took her with me. Later, the Russian was beaten to pieces by his father, and I was punished by my mother for not eating for three days, while her father kept her from going out for a week.

Later, she ignored me for a month and didn't even lend me a copy of the final exam paper, which led me to get zero in the exam and was scolded by my mother.

In the summer when I was twelve years old, I worked for my father in the field. The Russian came to my house panting and said that someone was bullying her. I followed Maozi with a hoe on my back and shouted as I ran, "Who dares to touch her? I'll hammer you to death with a hoe. "

She was not bullied and cried by other boys, but was scared and cried by me. I borrowed a dollar from Russian to buy three ice creams, and told jokes in Russian for a long time before making her laugh.

2

At the age of fifteen, I got my first mobile phone. Although the pixel is poor, it contains the most beautiful appearance when she studies hard.

At the age of sixteen, Russia made a girlfriend, showed off in front of me, and told me to catch up with her quickly, or I would run away with someone else.

Of course I know, so I secretly cut out the love letters sent to her by other boys, then opened them one by one and wrote her a love letter based on their love letters.

After reading it, she ignored me for a long time. Later, I found out that a buddy who sent a love letter had written his name wrong, so I copied it in a daze.

She invited me to her home on her birthday. There are many people, and they all have a good relationship with us. When blowing out the candle, she made a wish and never told me.

At eighteen, she fell in love, not with me, but with a well-developed sports student, taller, darker and less handsome than me. I later learned that when she was sixteen, she made a wish that I should confess to her. After waiting for two years, I never got up the courage.

I drank a lot of wine and vomited many times that day. I regret that I didn't listen to the Russian, that I was too timid, and that I grew more and more timid. When I was a child, I said I would lift my skirt. With the passage of time, it has long ceased to exist.

After graduating from high school, I wished her happiness and went to work in the north alone. She and her boyfriend go to college in the same place, so I dare not ask her life.

At the age of nineteen, she suddenly contacted me and said that she broke up. I couldn't take a holiday, so I went to her city after three days' work, and got into a fight with that one-meter-nine sports student. He broke my ribs, swollen my face, blackened my eyes and spat at me.

But I have no regrets. If I do it again, I'll be ready to turn my head and stick to it, and I won't rush there empty-handed.

"Go and hit others without asking clearly?" She rubbed medicine on me, and said with distress and blame, "I dumped him, not him."

I didn't understand what this sentence meant at that time. Many years later, I finally understood that the sports student who is 1.9 meters tall and has also studied Sanda is a spare tire compared with me. If I had been brave, nothing would have happened to him. No wonder he was merciless when he hit me.

After that, my boss fired me and I couldn't pay the rent. I was kicked out and went home in despair. I shut myself in the house, afraid to go out and meet people, and I was scolded by my parents all day.

She came home for me in the summer vacation, but I turned her away. Later, my mother told me that her parents forbade her to contact me again, saying that I was a loser and she was a college student, so we didn't get along. And she insisted on coming to see me and had a big fight with her parents, but I didn't see her. I'm such an asshole.

three

I struggled for a month, and when she finished her summer vacation and was ready to go back to school, I went to see her face to face. I told her that I liked her, and I liked her since I was nine years old. I told her to wait for me and do something before graduating from college so that her parents wouldn't look down on her.

With my father's last savings, I went north again and vowed not to go home.

Entrepreneurship is very lucky and difficult. It took me two years to set up my first boutique after I started to set up a stall and got a business license. In the past two years, I have called her every day and visited her every few months. If conditions permit, I really want to see her every day.

At the age of twenty-two, I opened two branches, and my income was ten times that at the beginning of my business. I have already achieved a little success. But I still haven't bought a house in Beijing, and her parents still look down on me. They even say that men open boutiques like women.

So I began to invest in other industries, humbly ask my business friends for advice and grow together. After half a year's planning, three partners and I opened another hot pot restaurant.

At the age of 23, I finally bought a house in Beijing. On the day she graduated from college, I went to pick her up, holding flowers and rings in my hand, and said on one knee that I would take her back to our home and just bought a new house.

She nodded without even asking her parents and went home with me. Later, her father ... father-in-law said angrily that he didn't have this daughter, so he raised her for nothing and wouldn't let her go home.

It wasn't until our wedding day that I showed her father the real estate license and car license, all of which had her name written on them. Her parents were willing to come to our wedding.

At the age of twenty-five, we had a child of our own, nicknamed' Dangbao'. In the same year, the Russian also gave birth to a daughter, and our two families decided to marry early without consulting. That's true, but when the child grows up, I still hope he can have his own choice.

One's destiny needs to be mastered by oneself. A life manipulated by others is either wronged by oneself or treated coldly by others. I am willing to give my child the best and respect his decision, even if he chooses the worst, as long as he is happy.

Three years later, she felt unwell, insisted on doing housework and fainted in the living room. When the doctor told me it was lung cancer, my head buzzed and my body sat limply on the ground.

But I told myself not to fall down in front of her, or no one could protect her when she was afraid.

During chemotherapy, she ordered me not to take pictures, saying that she was ugly and could not be seen. In fact, no matter what she looks like, she is the most beautiful.

Four months later, she left me. I never thought what it would be like to lose her suddenly in my life. Luckily, I met her when she was nine years old and lifted her skirt.

After watching so many joys and sorrows, I finally can't escape.

Bao is seven years old and often asks where my mother has gone. I said your mother was lazy since she was a child, and she likes to hide from cats. She hid and fell asleep.

Luo Cha said, 32, it's time to find an object, can't let when treasure without a mother? I can only feel sorry for Dangbao, because as soon as I close my eyes, I can see the picture of blushing when I was nine years old and lifting her skirt with one hand.

The Russian asked me, if I went back in time, would I still marry her? This is not a multiple-choice question at all, because I will definitely marry her. But I can't be a treasure. I can go with her.

If I go back in time, I just want to make up for all the years I missed. I will tell her that I like her from the age of nine.

four

There will always be many regrets in life, and it is impossible to have smooth sailing. If you go back in time, what would you like to do most?

Is lying on the ground playing with glass marbles? Or stepping on the shadow in the sunset? Or are some boys standing by the river, peeing farther than anyone else? Or are some girls playing skipping rope under the eaves?

Time seems to be slow, but it always slips away when you are distracted. When you wake up, it has already become a part of your memory and you can't go back.

Come to think of it, what did we miss? What are you doing now? Do you still miss it?

When years have turned us into old boys, are we still thinking about our dreams when we were young and recalling the people we liked at that time?

Because time can't go back, we should keep those regrets before it goes. I hope someone will accompany you to wander all the way.

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