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A man in Shanghai committed suicide by throwing himself into the river and climbed up again because the river was dirty.

A woman in Beijing lost more than 20 bicycles in two years and smashed them first to prevent theft.

A man in Shenyang was nearsighted by 2 100 degrees, and 14 didn't see his wife clearly.

A man in Taipei, whose ID number is 123456789, was repeatedly suspected to be fake.

A man in Britain regards every day as Thanksgiving and eats 4000 turkeys at 12.

A woman jumped off the subway sleeper in Moscow, and the driver died of a heart attack.

An American woman was shot 18 and then drove herself to see a doctor.

A Russian drunk broke into a house and was shot and killed by an old man with a cucumber.

A boy in England is going to kill his whole family, and then he will play amnesia himself to get a chance to be adopted by the rich.

San Francisco plans to use methane produced by dog shit to generate electricity.

A family in Canada was struck by lightning three times in six years.

A fugitive in Nanjing was caught laughing when he saw his photo posted on the wall. He saw a warrant.

American men pick up coins by the roadside 10 years, with a total of $65,438+million.

A father in Beijing named his son @.

There are few executioners, so India decided to let prisoners use them by themselves as executioners to make up for it.

A man in Sichuan was dissatisfied with the inefficiency of the bank. In retaliation, he took one yuan to deposit and withdraw money 100 times in a row.

An American man robbed with a Disney mask, and the robbed man ran away with a smile.

A 240-pound woman in Russia crushed the robber with her weight.

A thief in Zhengzhou sneaked into the office of a unit and thought for six hours, but he didn't know where to start.

Twenty-six towels of an employer's house in Nanjing have their own uses, and the nanny was fired for frequent misuse.

An American man was renamed Jesus Christ with the consent of the court.

A thief in Shandong burglarized and mistook firecrackers for candles. result ...

A police station in Chongqing owed money, and the 1 10 alarm phone was shut down for 20 days.

A karate black belt coach in New Zealand suddenly died under the fist of a girl aged 10.

In Xi 'an, a couple's wedding video was stolen and asked to remarry.

A man in Beijing rowed 22 cars in a row to listen to the car alarm.

Italy held a lazy meeting to exchange lazy experiences.