A joke in less than 20 words.

1, "Will you be my girlfriend? Only one word can be answered! "

"Get out."

It's not my fault to fall in love with you, it's all your big chest and small waist.

3, some words, only for people who understand, such as English listening test.

4. When I didn't find a job just after graduation, the first two articles shared by my dad's circle of friends were "Should I buy a house for my son" and "Child, no one owes you".

5, money is so wronged, everyone says they love it, but they trade it with others.

6. Since tanning, my face is no longer blue, my teeth turn white, and I can't see blushing when I am shy. Unexpectedly, there was such an unexpected harvest!

7. How can love be painless? Cupid finally shot an arrow.

8. Learning hegemony is achievement-driven, while learning scum is homework-driven. I am very good, and I am driven to sleep in class!

9. There was a man who looked like an onion and cried as he walked.

10, a male deer, it goes faster and faster, and finally becomes a highway (deer)!

1 1, a turtle walked through a pile of shit, leaving only three footprints on it. Why? Because it held its nose with one hand! ! !