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Last year's eve, our family was busy for the arrival of the new year. Grandma and grandpa are cooking dinner; My mother is taking care of my brother, and my father and I put up Spring Festival couplets.

Dad bought Spring Festival couplets. I quickly went to the study to get glue and began to paste Spring Festival couplets. My father and I posted Spring Festival couplets three times, five times and twice. Only the word "Fu" on the gate was not posted. Dad picked up the glue, painted it on the door, picked up the word "Fu" and stuck it on the door. I saw my father turn the word "Fu" upside down. I quickly stopped him: "Dad, don't put it up, how did you turn the word upside down!" But dad still went his own way, not only didn't stop, but also posted the word "fu" backwards. I said angrily, "Dad! Take a closer look, you put the word' Fu' upside down! " Dad still insisted that it was not posted backwards. "Blinking eyes and telling lies are obviously the opposite!" I shouted angrily. When my father saw that I didn't understand, he explained, "Turn the word' Fu' upside down, which means that' Fu' has fallen, and' Fu' has fallen to be homophonic with' Fu', so turn the word' Fu' upside down, which means welcoming the arrival of blessings, understand?" As soon as I heard it, I suddenly realized. Dad told me again: There are many such stories. For example, giving oranges to each other during the Chinese New Year is homophonic.

After listening to this, I thought to myself: there are still so many stresses on posting Spring Festival couplets. I must study harder in the future to avoid being laughed at.