What is the experience of each of the five most embarrassing Jin Yong martial arts?

Editors who like to write reviews of Mr. Jin Yong’s books have a big problem. If they don’t write rankings, no one will read them. If they do, they will easily get scolded. Every time I write a ranking, either the number one palm technique will cause arguments between gold fans who support the Dragon Subduing Palm and gold fans who are very sad about the Ecstasy Palm. Or there was an endless debate among "The best martial arts in the world" among the Sweeping Monk, Zhang Sanfeng, Dugu Qiubai and Dongfang Bubai, until someone moved out to join the battle group with Patriarch Bodhidharma. Or in the ranking of Qing Gong, it is difficult to compare "jumping" Qing Gong, such as Tiyun Zong, and "dodge" Qing Gong, such as Lingbo Weibu and "long-distance running" Qing Gong.

Even the ranking of internal skills and mental skills will have debates over Jiuyang Divine Skill, Shenzhao Jing and Beiming Divine Skill. After all, one is an orthodox self-trained internal skill, one can bring the dead back to life, and the other can absorb the internal energy of others. Therefore, every time I do rankings, I feel overwhelmed. But as the saying goes, "There is no first place in literature, no second place in martial arts." Talking about Mr. Jin Yong's novels without ranking them is like having a dinner with friends without wine. So today, the editor is very whimsical and gives you a ranking of the "5 most embarrassing martial arts".

The "Five Most Embarrassing Martial Arts" are not simply about great power or surprising moves, but a row of their "embarrassing" indexes. Today I will throw some light on the topic. Readers and friends are welcome to leave a message in the comment area to discuss and express their own opinions. I will also write some novel insights into the next issue.

Ranking fifth: Shenzhao Jing

As mentioned before, the Shenzhao Jing is very powerful in internal energy. How is it so powerful? Di Yun was imprisoned after being framed, and then Ding Dian mistakenly thought that Magistrate Ling had arranged to get close to him. Ding Dian then beat him three times every morning, noon and night, and then Di Yun was tortured all day long until he was invisible and lifeless. But at this time, when the Wan family came to visit him, they told Di Yun the news that Qi Fang was going to marry into their family. When Di Yun saw that his childhood sweetheart, Junior Sister Qi, was getting married, the little bit of hope he still had in his heart The cloud of hope suddenly dissipated, and I "hanged myself on the southeast branch" on the spot.

Then Ding Dian was also ruthless. He stood by and guarded Di Yun until Di Yun was completely dead and could no longer die, and then he revived Di Yun. Can you imagine the feeling of a person who finally mustered up the courage to commit suicide half an hour later and was saved by someone? If he couldn't figure it out again, he would have to die again. So the first thing Di Yun said when he woke up was, "You won't even let me die." That's a shame.

Of course, this is not the most embarrassing thing about Shenzhao Jing. It stands to reason that Shenzhao Jing can revive the dead, which is pretty awesome. But it turns out that Ding Dian has magical powers, so he went out and encountered something done by Magistrate Ling." "Jinbo Shunhua" just lay down. Zhang Wuji was plotted with golden silkworm poison and he could still hold his breath before spitting it out. The old naughty boy was poisoned by the golden wheel and was bitten by the Western Snow Spider and still survived half his life. Hong Qigong was bitten by Ouyang Feng's strange snake. It can still be saved. It's strange that Ding Dian doesn't have the aura of the protagonist. He just lay down when he was hit by some poison. Don't you think this magic is embarrassing? Di Yun later became a master of the Shen Zhao Sutra, plus the Blood Knife Sutra, which combines good and evil magic skills. He was holding Qi Fang in his arms and didn't think of using the Shen Zhao Sutra to save Qi Fang. Don't you think it's embarrassing?

Ranking No. 4: Dog Beating Stick Technique

Hong Qigong has always said that the Dog Beating Stick Technique is very exquisite, and Ouyang Feng also admitted it. On the top of Mount Huashan, Hong Qigong showed moves to Yang Guo, and Yang Guo showed them to Ouyang Feng. The last move was "There is no dog in the world." Ouyang Feng thought for several days before he figured out how to break it. From this, Yang Guo also concluded that if he used it in actual combat and had no time to think about Ouyang Feng, he would definitely lose. As for such a powerful dog-beating stick, Hong Qigong himself didn't use it: when he came out of Peach Blossom Island and fought Ouyang Feng on the ship, he just didn't use the dog-beating stick, and was injured by Ouyang Feng.

After being chased around by Ouyang Feng on the desert island, Hong Qigong lay in the cave and regretted why he didn't use the dog beating stick method.

To go further, it was not used in the first Huashan Sword Discussing. It was explained that the magical skill had not been achieved at this time, so why not use it in the second Huashan Sword Discussing? In "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", they encountered the crazy Ouyang Feng at the top of Huashan Mountain. After a fierce fight, the two of them exhausted their internal strength. Later, the old beggar Hong Qigong lay beside him and regretted why he didn't just use a dog beating stick in the first place. Well, won’t you win if you use it? Anyway, Hong Qigong just didn't use such a powerful dog-beating stick. Isn't it embarrassing?

Ranking third: Dugu Nine Swords

Dugu Nine Swords, breaking sword style, breaking knife style, breaking spear style, breaking whip style, breaking palm style, breaking arrow style, breaking style Qi style, breaking rope style, general style, except for the general style, each style can break through any martial arts in the world. Speaking of it, Dugu Nine Swords is very awesome, but in actual operation, Dugu Nine Swords has an embarrassing situation, that is, it cannot be used without a sword in hand. Linghu Chong, Fang Zheng, and Chongxu were ambushed, so they had to grab a candlestick first and use the candlestick as a sword. And in the ending of "The Swordsman", when Ling Hu Chong saw Lauderno tied up with two horses and monkeys, his first reaction was "go back to the house to get the sword". This is embarrassing. You have such a set of martial arts skills that are unparalleled in the world. Swordsmanship, is it possible that your fist and kick skills have not improved at all? When Feng Qingyang instructed Linghu Chong to fight Tian Boguang, he said, "Is it possible that you have to use a sword to use the phoenix to come to the ceremony?" Linghu Chong then poked Tian Boguang unconscious with three fingers together. This "going back to the house to get the sword" is embarrassing.

Ranking No. 2: The Ecstasy Palm

Yang Guo’s Ecstasy Palm is said to be as powerful as subduing a dragon, and its tricks include the Heart Sutra of the Jade Girl, the magic power of snapping fingers, the dog beating stick technique, The Nine Yin Manual, the Toad Kung Fu, the Nine Yin Manual of Unfavorable Luck, and other unique skills of various masters. The Sad Soul Palm, which incorporates so many martial arts, has the most embarrassing problem... it cannot be used in a happy mood, it is not that it cannot be used when death is imminent. This is embarrassing. When fighting with someone, the opponent tells a joke, and then half of the Ecstasy Palm is suppressed and cannot be used. If you meet a joker who tells jokes and uses cruel moves at the same time, wouldn't you have to hold back your ecstasy palm?

Ranking No. 1: Gongsun Zhi’s family’s magical skill of being invulnerable to swords

Speaking of the magical skill of Gongsun Zhi, the lord of the Heartless Valley in "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", his magical skills of being invulnerable to swords are compared to The iron cloth shirt and the golden bell cover seem to be stronger. As a result, this martial arts is broken as soon as it encounters meat and fish. This is not only the most embarrassing, but also the most sad. The people from Jueqing Valley accompanied Gongsun Zhi to eat vegetarian food all day long, and ate meat without meat for decades. Finally, they used this "magic skill". As a result, Qiu Qianchi bit off his finger and rinsed it twice in tea, letting Gongsun Zhi Lu'e gave Gongsun Zhi a drink and then he broke this "magic skill". He was so embarrassed that he wanted to cry. It is said that this martial arts not only requires the whole family to follow the vegetarian diet for decades, but also ensures that Gongsun Zhi's gums do not bleed in these decades. Even if his teeth bleed a little or his lips are bruised, this "invulnerable" magical skill will immediately Broken, this is no longer embarrassing, it’s just sad to say it.