Are there any lyrics that are wrong and make a joke?

In our life, we often need to adjust the atmosphere because of music, and music is also a very spiritual thing. Listening to a soothing music when we are tired can relieve our fatigue. So, when we were listening to music, did you hear any lyrics wrong and make a joke?

In fact, there are many such situations, because the tune of music is not like our usual tone of voice, so we can clearly hear what lyrics they are singing, so it is easy to make jokes. Once, we were in the dormitory with our roommates, and then a song floated out of the window, which was the most romantic thing in Zhao Yonghua. There is a lyric that is the most romantic thing I can think of, which is to grow old with you. A girl in our dormitory misread this lyric, and she heard it as the most romantic thing I can think of, that is, selling computers with you and being teased by our roommates one after another. You're going to marry a computer salesman!

Another time, I was listening to Richie Jen's The Condor Heroes. Because of my accent, I misunderstood a lyric in it. The original sentence makes me sad or sad ... I don't know if it's because the plot is too strong, and I always hear Yang Guo sad or Yang Guo sad. I really didn't understand it at that time. Yang Guo, what's going on?

The last one is Jay Chou's song, a lyric from Qilixiang. It rained all night, and my love overflowed like rain. What an artistic sentence. I heard that you are blind, and my love overflowed like rain. Haha, almost ruined the artistic conception of this song.