Happy hour joke phrase

Happy event's jokes are a complete collection of phrases, which is a language form after artistic processing. The story is simple, but it can give people a wonderful feeling of sudden laughter. The following are the complete phrases of happy event's jokes for everyone. Welcome to read.

Happy event joke phrase 1 1. In your mother's eyes, you only have two ages, "How old are you" and "How old are you", and these two ages may cross.

It's noon, so it's difficult to go to work. After a morning, it was afternoon. If you have no money to spend, your heart will be more painful. For a better life, hard work is hard work.

3. I don't want to study, I don't want to work hard, I can't persist, I can't be single-minded, I don't know how to be grateful, and I really want to make money. Then buy a bowl

4, the old driver in words, the big bully in behavior. Although some people drive yellow cars every day, in fact, even girls have never held hands, such as me.

5. Stop complaining that you can't find a suitable person among1400 million people. You can't find one of the four options in the exam.

6. If a person is surrounded by garbage, there are only two possibilities, either this lll person is picking up garbage or this person is garbage!

7. I am a self-reflective person. For example, after I slapped you on the backhand, I would wonder if I was light.

8. Go to dinner with friends. After ordering, the waiter comes over and asks: What is cold? My friend says: cold lotus root! Lotus root is too difficult to write, too difficult to write.

9. My mother asked me why I didn't come out to go to the toilet for so long. I didn't dare to tell her that I was fascinated by myself when I passed the mirror.

10, the boy takes you to play games. He doesn't care about winning or losing. He doesn't like or get angry, not because he likes you very much, but because he has realized that he can't win with you.

1 1. When you laughed, the wolf hanged himself: when you sighed, the cat ran away; When jumping, chickens fly and dogs jump; You are uglier than a ghost if you don't dress up; You frighten the ghost into paralysis as soon as you dress up!

12, I used to have a dog and named it "Stop". Every time: stop here, stop here. Before long, the dog went crazy.

13, you will never understand the pain of myopia ... 20 meters away, no one knows, 50 meters away, male and female are indistinguishable, 100 meters away, people and animals are indistinguishable. Our world is pure and beautiful. We're not too cold, just a little fuzzy ... a little fuzzy.

14, if you like a girl, study hard, find a good job and earn a lot of money. When she gets married, you can also save some money.

15, no job, no love, no makeup, no singing, no looks, no body and no financial strength. I have been thinking about a question: what has supported me to live for so many years?

16, looking for a girlfriend, looking for someone who doesn't like makeup. Occasionally, I feel heartache! Find an ordinary makeup artist, and if you don't draw once in a while, you will die suddenly!

17. After several decades, we will meet again, send them to the crematorium and burn them all to ashes. You are a pile, I am a pile, and no one knows anyone. They will all be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.

18, when in love, couples often lament what virtue they have accumulated in their previous lives; After marriage, couples often think about what crimes they committed in their previous lives.

19. When persuading parents to try fresh food, it is useless to describe how delicious this food is. It is better to say "Don't eat expired food again".

20. At the current rate of rising house prices, I don't want to afford a set of affordable housing. I just hope I can afford an affordable grave when I get old!

Happy event's joke phrase 2 1, those who are good-looking and like to eat are called foodies, and those who are ugly and like to eat are called fools!

2, it is said that men have gold under their knees, so I quickly peeled off the skin and didn't even find the iron!

3. In ancient times, pharmacies would hang a couplet: I hope everyone in the world will not get sick, and I would rather put the medicine on the shelf to produce dust; Now pharmacies hang a big banner: People who buy medicine in 38 yuan give away a catty of eggs.

4. I wore a leopard coat to go out in the morning. A couple walked past me with her children. Her child pointed at me and shouted, Mom, look, Tigress!

I have a buddy who said to his daughter-in-law, "Daughter-in-law, I have a fortune teller. The fortune teller said that I 135 years old has a hurdle! " His daughter-in-law said coldly, "Why, the graves are all planed?"

6. The son is disobedient, and the husband beats his son there. I stopped him and advised him. My husband said, "Don't stop me. If you don't teach him today, you won't be able to manage it later. " Who knows, the son said indignantly, "You are not a good person if you don't even listen to your wife. Why should I listen to you? "

7. What is friendship? I changed my mobile phone number four times after graduation, but no one told me, but my classmates still contacted me when they got married!

8. I was better than my grades when I was a child. Growing up is better than salary. Now I have to take a step. Leave me alone, I just want to be an undisputed garbage, but I really did it before I found out that even garbage should be classified!

9. My wife sent a message in a circle of friends: keep exercising, 30,000 steps a day, awesome. In order not to be exposed, let me take her mobile phone to run every night, and I won't come back if I don't meet the standard.

10, I finally know why people choose a good date for marriage, because there may be no good days after marriage.

1 1, I heard that shopping is good for treating depression, but I am depressed because I have no money.

12. Exercise can really change a person's fate. My wife listened to Lao Wang next door and started running with him in the morning five years ago. She hasn't come back yet.

13. Today, a customer came to the bank to withdraw money. The next sentence made me petrified: "Hey, I should die."

14, I don't have any big ideals in my life. I just want to mix with you and say: I am fat because my life is too good, I am ugly, but I am rich!

15. It is said that girls with "Wang Fuxiang" all have one common feature: love of beauty, because only those who love beauty will like to buy cosmetics, bags and clothes, which will encourage their boyfriends to make money continuously and achieve greater success.

16, you only see that others are happy on the surface, but you don't know that others are also prosperous behind them.

17, you never know without a fitness card. It turns out that your laziness can overcome your love of money.

18, one day you will meet a good girl. She doesn't want your house, your car, your diamonds or your money. Of course she doesn't want you!

19, there is a song "Better Tomorrow" that gives people confidence and encouragement. In fact, I don't know if tomorrow will be better in real life, but tomorrow will be older!

20. For girls, the college entrance examination should work harder. Being admitted to the university is a junior with fine skin and tender flesh, but not being admitted to the cram school is a senior sister.