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The names of lovers of kings are simple and clean, while those of lovers of the glory of the king are simple.
2. The other side is full of flowers; When Iraqis die, they think empty.
3. If you can say I love you; If you can say I miss you.
4. Poetic; Chyi Chin likes painting and calligraphy.
5, dear, I want you to marry me; Honey, I want to marry you.
6. More funny than hitting the earth; Meng Fan small universe
7. You can't live if you do it yourself; You can live without doing evil.
8. No more old times; You smile, I wander.
9, half-cooked melon,; Charming flowers,
10, can't let go; Inseparable;
1 1, the taste of green plum has dispersed; Where is Zhuma now?
12, see smoke in the mountains; Looking at the afterglow of sunset from the gap of bamboo forest
13, you are a female radish; My concubine is a dodder flower.
14, the fallen petal is independent; A pair of swallows are flying in the drizzle.
15, full of drunkenness; Hachi won't leave.
16, Xiaofeng broke the waning moon; I stood up to dance and play with my shadow.
17, step by step; Reckless as iron
18, if the year is reversed; I'm worried about my bright cheeks lest they fade.
19, white shirt with warm eyes for teenagers; Girl's cold pupil floral skirt
20. There is a kind of prisoner called a student; There is a prison called school.
2 1, be a cat in your arms; Be the person of your dreams.
22. The oath will eventually become a lie; A well-known story turned into a joke.
23, smile, faint silence; A cry, a sad memory
24. For me, I can give up everything; I can do anything for you.
25. Sir, you are not normal; Girl, you are crazy.
26, your wife, I am embarrassed; I'm dragging your husband.
27. The wind didn't blow; It never rains.
28. What about you when I was lonely? When I was sad, what about you?
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