A heartless joke about me.

There is something in a man's waist, which faces forward when used and faces down when not used. Must be inserted to work.

Answer: key

There used to be eunuchs, but not after entering the palace. Monks have it, but they don't use it. Foreigners are longer than China people?

What is this? name

There are no men or women, the elderly are not old enough, and the children are too young. Girls are a little scared at first, but later they like it more and more. What is this? male

A tube, a stick, a pout, a push. -Play an activity

Pump up the bike.

Some of these things are soft, some are hard, adults lack children, Asians have less hair, and Europeans and Americans have more hair. Answer: hand

The more you want a hole, the more it opens, and the more water will flow. mouth

A soft one, a hard one, a guess, a button.

Do you like it? Yes Do you want it? Yes Can we have a try? Can you go in a little more? Of course. Does it hurt? It's a little tight, but it's ok. Is it comfortable? Hmm.

The answer is "well, buy this pair of shoes!" " "(Buy shoes)

What can you find in men's pants that women like very much?

money

What comes once a month?

Electricity, water.

What is spherical, with hair on the side and white liquid in it?

coconut

The manager approached three or four female colleagues: "Ladies, do you want to guess?" Hee hee ... well, listen carefully and guess what a person has: there is hair on it and there is hair on it, so we will have a hair-to-hair night. ""Oh, manager, you are horny, so I won't play for you if people don't come! " "Feed, don't think slanting, the answer is' eyes'.

Local girls like hard, foreign girls like soft; Northern girls like thick ones, while southern girls like thin ones; China girls like long ones, while foreign girls like short ones. Answer: Lamian Noodles.

It grows in the middle of the waist, even with belt hair, and is five or six inches long, covering children and grandchildren. Answer: corn.

A hole three feet above the ground, hard in and soft out. Answer: Baked sweet potato.

Move above, it hurts below, move below, and be happy above. Answer: fishing.

A shiny hair, white inside and out. Answer: toothbrush

I have a hard rod, and my head can be inserted into something else. Then, that thing will tremble all over. Answer: Arrow

Everything that enters me is big and small. When I feel uncomfortable, I will drip. When you blow me, you will feel very comfortable. Answer: nose

You stick a stick in me, put me on it, and then support me. I was soaked to the skin before that. Answer: Umbrella

The thicker it is, the longer it is. Answer: Fried dough sticks.