What jokes should I tell in class?

A bald man is sitting in a beauty salon.

"What can I do for you?" The stylist asked.

"I had a hair transplant," explained the man.

"But I can't stand the pain. If you can make my hair look like yours and it won't make me feel any discomfort, I'll pay you $5,000. "

"No problem," said the stylist, and then he quickly shaved his head.

A bald man is sitting in a barber shop.

The stylist asked, "What can I do for you?"

The man explained, "I had a hair transplant, but it was too painful." If you can make my hair look like yours without any pain, I will pay you 5000 dollars. "

"No problem," said the stylist, and then quickly shaved his head.

One day, a tourist from the city came to a small village and drove on the country road to see what the farm looked like and how farmers made a living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig in his hand, holding it high so that the pig could eat the apples on the apple tree. The city man said to the farmer, "I think your pig likes apples, but isn't that a waste of time?" The farmer replied, "What is time to a pig?"

One day, a tourist from the city came to a small village. He drove along the road in the country to see what the farm was like and how farmers made a living by farming. City people saw a farmer on the grass behind his house, holding a pig in his hand and holding it high so that it could eat apples from the tree. The city man said to the farmer, "I think your pig likes apples, but isn't it a waste of time?" The farmer replied, "What does time mean to pigs?"