Very sweet and interesting short sentences

1.20 14 The most popular funny sentence 1 got into a thief's boat and followed the thief.

Women's universities have changed eighteen times, becoming more and more casual.

Go your own way and part ways with the soldiers.

If you are a wolf, practice your teeth; If you are a sheep, practice your legs.

MLM means rabbits eat grass next to their nests.

They say my sister is beautiful, but in fact, it's all makeup.

Although the bird is small, it plays all over the sky.

Once the seas dried up and the rocks crumbled, but it was difficult to get together and to disperse.

It's better to hit a wall than to go home and face it.

10 There is no constant promise, only endless lies.

1 1 Don't go so far, who knows you can live to that day?

12 Are you tired? Tired is right, comfort is reserved for the dead.

13 an ancient sword broke into the world, but now it is a dissolute world.

14 who can have such strong feelings for me as RMB?

15 Since I bought insurance, I didn't even look at the traffic lights when crossing the road.

16 When I woke up, I thought I was taller, but the quilt cover was horizontal.

17 We practiced smiling all the time, and finally we became people who were afraid to cry.

18 I don't mind you lying to me, what I care about is that your lies can't fool me.

19 You said you would wait for me to come back, but you did it. You found someone to wait with.

The only difference between marriage certificate and health certificate is that it is not hung on the wall.

2. Leave a message for others. The funny sentence is 1. I hate it when people say why the landlord gave up treatment. Why don't you take medicine when you go out? It's like the landlord's illness can be cured.

2. Another monkey invited me!

3. When someone says "Kill me if you don't accept it", you must say "Sorry, I'm not interested in killing pigs."

I can't stand my foodie girlfriend any more. She broke my little walnut bracelet and ate it. ...

I don't think you are a qualified friend, so you'd better be my wife!

6. I don't think buying iPhone6 is important at all. Just live a simple and happy life! People shouldn't live too vain! From the iPhone6Plus client, 1 minutes ago, Wuhan 16 1 kidney transplant operating room of PLA Hospital 1 room.

7. When my font came to such a big space, it was silly!

8. To tell the truth, I found it too slow to upgrade just by logging in. I always reply to this new post without hesitation. If the fire is in the front row, you can mix a familiar face, maybe someone with good intentions will give powder ..................................................................................................................................................... If you sink, you will feel that I have sunk, which will give you a sense of accomplishment and gain experience. …

9, boy, come to powder!

10, if I am funny, will you love me? Will you love me?

1 1, if the customer doesn't have three times the experience, I'm too lazy to reply to the landlord!

12 in fact, many times, I don't think that joke is funny at all, but after hearing your laughter, it's hard to laugh again. You are a typical tease.

13, the barber said to try a different hairstyle ~ I said yes! It's just another ugly way ... cut it off!

14, seeing your brazen brushing experience, still so vulgar, I really want to say: don't leave me for your outrageous behavior!

15. After cutting my hair, the barber asked me how I felt. I was silent for a while and said to him, I am happy if you are happy.

16, teasing is better than rubbing!

17, the king asked me to visit the mountain!

18, this sculpture has traveled all over the major space forums, and its reputation has already spread across half the sky. Come to your space today. Xiao er, give me half a catty of wine and half a catty of braised pork. .. pack.

19, "I like loneliness" and "What are you trying to say?" "School is too busy, I don't want to go.

3. A sentence describing swollen face. If you give me a glitz, I will make you blossom everywhere.

He looked at me from a distance, and his eyes were as distant and sad as rainy days.

Our flame should ignite the world.

4, ten years of life and death, do not think, unforgettable. A lonely grave thousands of miles away, desolate and nowhere to talk about.

When we were children, we cried and laughed. When we grew up, we laughed and cried.

6, has been very shallow, but deep feelings.

7. Mandarin ducks and butterflies leaned quietly on both sides of the window, and they flew away-Phyl's red line.

8. Mourning the grass and setting the sun, half the city is willow and half the flute.

Waste green wax is like a ruby, full of clothes and no memories.

9. Brother, I wish you were dead and wandering.

10, recall failed.

1 1. Living in this precious world, the water waves are gentle and the sun is strong-Haizi.

12, see the world clearly, and then fall in love with it-romain rolland

13, for a long time, we were presumptuous and perverse.

13, after the end, everything is just a flowering process.

14, love is a curse, and we will all become demons. -"The Long Winter"

15, under such redemption, life extends with dignity.

16, years have ruined youth year after year.

17, I miss my seventeen-year-old bike.

18. Missing is a ritual, and real memories are born.

19, to have the simplest life and the farthest dream, even if it's freezing in the cold, the road is long and Xiu Yuan is Xi.

The sun is far away, but there must be a sun.

2 1, in the years, what we lost was a mood.

22. True loneliness is very real.

I hate you for filling my summer so wantonly.

24 years old, life must be very hard.

25. It's all destiny takes a hand. It's all destiny takes a hand.

26, a long time to compete with the moment, sadness refined into transparency.

27. My left hand is an unforgettable firefly, and my right hand is a long meditation for ten years.

28. Elegance refers to quicksand, and old age is a period of time.

What I miss is not you, but the fatal experience you gave me.

You forgot to remember, so did I.

Breaking your word can't make up for yesterday.

5. Double sound marks, memories of laughter.

6. The most painful pain is forgiveness, and the darkest black is despair.

7. It is you who pale my waiting and satirize my persistence.

8. I can only forget the scenery along the way.

9. If I fall in love with your smile, how can I collect it and have it?

10. It is said that you don't know how to cherish until you lose it. In fact, the loss after cherishing is the most painful.

1 1. We always practice smiling and finally become people who dare not cry.

12. In fact, wine is not intoxicating, but it reminds me of the past.

13. Remember, on a rainy day, you said you would love me very much. Now, it's raining again, taking away all our vows. ...

14 gorgeous turn, gorgeous tears, gorgeous say, I don't love you.

15. Express the deepest love with the deepest hurt.

16 You can hold hands at will, and you have taken away all those tenderness.

17. Sometimes you can see the cleanest world by closing your eyes.

18. Looking at the world through tears, the whole world is crying.

19. The thing you once gave called love is gone.

Everyone knows that all this is a lie, but I will still be moved.

2 1. Once the ocean dries up and rocks are broken, it is difficult to get together and separate.

22. Use your life to interpret your accidental amusement.

23. Some memories linger, while others cannot be erased.

24. You said that time will dilute everything and distance will make us feel better.

25. The most terrible word in the world is not separation, but distance.

26. Crying for a long time will make you tired. That's just someone else's idea.

27. How can I hide it? This is a whim of fate.

28. I pretended that the past was unimportant, but found that I couldn't do it.

29. I thought you were oxygen, but it was just a farce.

30. One person is afraid of loneliness, and two people are afraid of failure.

3 1. Why do you pretend to be sad when it is obvious that you did something wrong?

If you don't love me, don't touch me.

There is no distance between us.

34. Fireworks are easy to get cold and people are easy to separate. You can't wait to ask me.

I think friendship is the greatest thing, but even friendship is so humble.

36. My charm alone is not as sweet as the two of you.

37. Every time I deceive myself, I do it perfectly.

38. It used to be us, but now it's you and me.

39. There is an ending called destiny takes a hand, and there is a heartache called endless life.