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What is the first episode of the original Wulin Gaiden about?

The script for the first episode is as follows:

In the first episode, the heroine Guo angrily smashes shopkeeper Tong of Tongfu Store, the clever point is to get lost

The moon is dark and the wind is high

Outside Tongfu Inn

Shopkeeper Tong: Old Xing, you can’t leave...@#$amp;

Captain Xing: My official duties are in my body and mind I care about the people...

My official duties are in my body and my heart is about the people...I...I.

Shopkeeper Tong: Listen...

Captain Xing: Don’t say anything, let’s settle down now.

Shopkeeper Tong: Don’t leave..

Captain Xing: I have to go

Shopkeeper Tong: If you leave, I will die for you

Captain Xing: Why are you doing this?

Shopkeeper Tong: If you don’t suffer, I can’t keep you. Your heart should also keep your people

Xing Captou: What if you can’t keep people either?

Shopkeeper Tong: Fenjiu Qi Liang Seven Eight Fifty Six

Captain Xing: Shopkeeper Tong, Shopkeeper Tong... We have to be reasonable

Shopkeeper Tong: Why are you being unreasonable?

Xing Captou: (Hideous) The male and female evil spirits are causing such a fierce quarrel. The entire town of Seven Heroes is in turmoil. Everyone is in danger. I am a dignified Capt. One bar

Shopkeeper Tong: That’s right

Captain Xing: That’s right (laughing)

Shopkeeper Tong: Fenjiu seven liang seven eighty five Sixteen

Captain Xing: Okay, okay, you still have to finish it, it’s almost done

Shopkeeper Tong: Sorry, that’s wrong

Xing Headcatcher: (laughing again) Do you know where the mistake is?

Shopkeeper Tong: The mistake is---Ner'erhong is seven liang. Fenjiu is eight liang, eight, eight, sixty-four, seventy-nine, sixty-three, and we need to add five more

Xing Baotou (Ferocious) There is murderous intent~!

Everyone is soft. . .

Shopkeeper Tong: Where is it?

Xing Baotou: Both male and female evil spirits specialize in falling in love with each other. . .

Over there. Over there. . Got there. . Here. . . . That. . . . . !

Shopkeeper Tong: Why can’t I see you

Captain Xing: Don’t look at them, they are all wearing night clothes

Shopkeeper Tong: Ah... then How did you see it?

Xing Captou: (serious) It feels like...

(Ferocious) Where is the little thief escaping~~~ Kill~~ Yeah, yeah, yeah. .

With a stabbing sound, he disappeared

Shopkeeper Tong: There is a meeting

Everyone is sitting around in the inn

Shopkeeper Tong: There has been a lot of buzz in the town recently It's very tight and the security is very bad. If anyone asks about our people and things at Tongfu Inn, don't expose them

Big Mouth Scholar: (shaking his head quickly) No, no. .

Lao Bai: (serious) He doesn’t know anything. If you two are so brave, you will definitely say something if you are afraid. You must listen to the shopkeeper and be strict with your mouth

Big Mouth: Yes, yes, yes

Xiucai (nods quickly)

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Shopkeeper Tong: Why do you think these two demons came to our town?

Old Bai: You mean the male and female demons, right?

In the night Two black figures flashed across the street and climbed onto the roof

Xiucai Big Mouth: What evil?

Xiao Bei: It’s just one man, one woman and two idiots.

Shopkeeper Tong: You don’t want a destiny list? Nonsense again

Lao Bai: (waves his hand seriously) It’s not like the two little thieves hate me~ I remember when I was wandering around in the world. .

The sound of breaking tiles suddenly came from outside the house.

Lao Bai: Oh, my God. . . .

Everyone ran away in panic. Lao Bai hugged Xiao Bei and hid them under the table. Only shopkeeper Tong sat alone

Xiao Guo: Meow~~~~ (whispering) Please use your hands and feet. You can't do it neatly

Girl: I didn't do this on purpose. Besides, we're not thieves, so why should we leave the right path instead of walking through the roof?

Xiao Guo: This is called Jianghu

Girl: (dissatisfied) You always talk about Jianghu, Jianghu, what is Jianghu?

Xiao Guo: Jianghu is Jianghu

Meow~~~~

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Everyone was so scared that they looked around

Shopkeeper Tong: A cat scared you like this~~ Come out, come out, stop pouting

Xiao Bei : Let me go. . Let me go, let me go

Lao Bai: (covering Xiaobei’s mouth in fear) Danger, danger. .

Xiao Bei: Don’t let me go, I’ll bite you.

Lao Bai: Oh my god, shopkeeper, look at your sister-in-law. . oops. .

Xiao Bei: If my brother was still alive, I would have cut him down with a sword~

Shopkeeper Tong: Oh, what are you talking about? It’s so big and so small

Little Bei: Sister-in-law, you just talk about me and not about him

Shopkeeper Tong: Lao Bai...

On the roof

Maid: Miss me How many days have you not had a good night’s sleep? I’m sorry, you’re not the one to carry the luggage, right?

Xiao Guo: (slightly angry) Don’t be a hero if you’re afraid of suffering

Maid: (Dissatisfied) )I never wanted to be a hero

Xiao Guo: Then why are you out here? .

Maid: Guo Furong~!

Xiao Guo: (Reconciliation) Okay, okay, even if I deceived you, wouldn’t it be okay? Xiaoqing~ Then haven’t we gained a lot along the way?

Girl : What’s the gain?

Xiao Guo: (satisfied) We were the only ones who rescued the bride in Zuojiazhuang

Girl: (laughing) I didn’t ask you to save her

Xiao Guo: Why don’t you beg? Didn’t you see how sad she was crying? She cried like this before she got married. Wouldn’t it be ruined for her whole life after getting married?

Inside the house Everyone sat around

Shopkeeper Tong: The girl from the Zhao family in Zuojiazhuang is such a good person, but she is a bit ugly. She finally got married. She was so excited that her eyes filled with tears

Old Bai: I am crying. A pair of male and female demons descended from the sky and beat the groom violently

While whipping him, he said we were doing justice for heaven

Shopkeeper Tong: After that beating, the groom never showed up again. The girl from the Zhao family cried every day until she was almost blind

On the house

Xiao Guo: If we don’t do something about that little beggar in Shibalipu, he will Was he burned alive by that old villain?

Inside the house

Old Bai: Dr. Xue from Shibalipu, what a good man he was treating beggars that day

Shopkeeper Tong: As soon as the fire was lit, the male and female demons descended from the sky and punched and kicked them while saying that we were doing justice for heaven

Lao Bai: Wait until they finish their mission. After Doctor Xue became seriously ill, he closed his clinic and never treated anyone again

On the house

Xiao Guo: And that trip on the Xiliang River if we were one step late, that boat Everyone has to be killed by river pirates

Girl: Miss, how do you know it is a river pirate?

Xiao Guo: Have you ever seen a ferryman who didn’t charge money?

Inside the house

Shopkeeper Tong: Mr. Ge Sanshu on the Xiliang River is such a good man. As long as he doesn’t fish, he goes to ferry people across the river and doesn’t charge money. He just brought a boat that day. A man pretended to be a male and female evil spirit and descended from the sky, punching and kicking him while saying...

Big Mouth: Act on behalf of heaven...?

Shopkeeper Tong: After crossing the river, the boat was scuttled

Old Bai: After that, we have to walk fifty miles to cross the river

Shopkeeper Tong: This is not the end... The salesman from Balizhuang and the hunter from Heifengling...

Lao Bai: The locksmith from Baishiqiao and the woodcutter from Weigong Village

Shopkeeper Tong: As long as a good person is encountered by them, they will inevitably suffer disaster. .

On the house

Xiao Guo: Isn’t it enough to achieve so many victories?

Maid: But Miss, how can we not even say thank you for doing so many good things? I didn’t catch it

Xiao Guo: We don’t want to do this

Maid: What are we trying to do?

Xiao Guo: Let me explain. People used to introduce me to me. It means that this is Guo Juxia’s daughter

Yahuan: Yes

Xiao Guo: I hope that when someone introduces him in the future, they will say that this is Guo Nuxia’s father

(Both laugh)

Xiao Guo: Shhh~~

Maid: What’s the next step?

Xiao Guo: Come on, there is an out-and-out black shop right under our feet

Maid: How do you know?

Xiao Guo: Which one have you seen? There are no lights in front of the inn

Inside the house

Old Bai: The more I talk about it, the more scary it gets. Shopkeeper, why don’t we light the lantern at the door

Tong Shopkeeper: No, I didn’t light up the lights in the first place because I wanted to give them the illusion that there is no one in the store or to scare them that this is a black store

On the House

Xiao Guo: Secondly, have you seen it before? Which inn would have so much blood stains at the door?

Maid: What if it’s chicken blood?

Xiao Guo: If it’s chicken blood, where are the chicken feathers (Conan’s signature horoscope)

Inside the room

The scholar took out a feather duster

Xiucai: Shopkeeper, I made this with my own hands for your self-defense

Shopkeeper Tong : It’s rare for a good scholar to have the heart to keep it for yourself to ward off mosquitoes

On the house

Xiao Guo: Thirdly, have you ever seen any inn with so many vacant rooms

Inside the house

Lao Bai: If the fuss continues like this, we will either starve to death or be frightened to death

On the house

Xiao Guo: The two of us If we don't take action, we may end up losing a few more lives

Maid: Miss, what are we waiting for

Xiao Guo: Then I'll go down and collect evidence first and then catch them all

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Maid: Hey, what am I doing?

Xiao Guo: Stand by and wait for my news

Maid: Miss (delivering the package), be careful

Xiao Guo: Xiao Qing, just wait and go down in the annals of martial arts history with me

Inside the house

Lao Bai: You said they wouldn’t really come to your door

Shopkeeper Tong: Come on, come on. This is also fate (crying) If I really have a bad guy, you guys can help me to help make little Bella bigger

Xiao Bei: (crying) Sister-in-law

The shopkeeper hugged Xiao Bei with a big mouth and hugged Lao Bai. The scholar couldn't find anyone and had to hug himself

Suddenly someone knocked on the door

Xiao Guo: Is there anyone?

Lao Bai: No~! Oh my god, what should I do?

Shopkeeper Tong: It’s time to test you in the exhibition hall

Pass the feather duster to Lao Bai

Lao Bai: What a piece of shit is this? Why is it me?

Shopkeeper Tong: Because we have never been in the world of martial arts and don’t have as much experience as you, don’t be afraid. We are all here

Everyone gathered Lao Bai in front of the door

Old Bai: Who is it?

Xiao Guo: Me

Lao Bai: Who am I?

Xiao Guo: I know who opened the door for you

Lao Bai: Oh my God, he doesn’t know who I am

Shopkeeper Tong: Just say us It’s closed

Lao Bai: Tong Xiangyu said we are closed

Xiao Guo: Who is Tong Xiangyu?

Lao Bai: From our shopkeeper. .

Oh my god, I let it slip

Xiao Guo: I’ll stay for one night and then leave

Big Mouth: Just say there are no vacancies

Lao Bai: Li Dazui said there are no vacancies

Xiao Guo: Who is Li Dazui?

Lao Bai: The cook is not very good at cooking. . Damn you, I told you the truth

Xiao Guo: Tongpu is also fine, I’ll pay double the price

Xiucai: Just say it’s not about money

Lao Bai: Lu Xiucai said it was not about money

Xiao Guo: What does Lu Xiucai do?

Lao Bai: A sour scholar who settles accounts. . Oh my god. . I let it slip

Xiao Guo: fifty taels

Xiao Bei: Didn’t you tell her just now? It’s not about the price

Lao Bai: Mo Xiao Bei said, didn't you just say that it's not about money?

Xiao Guo: Who is Mo Xiaobei?

Lao Bai: She is the sister-in-law of our shopkeeper Tong. In other words, our shopkeeper Tong is her sister-in-law.

Xiao Guo: Who are you after talking for a long time?

Everyone: (loudly) His surname is Bai Zhantang, he is a deadbeat waiter

Lao Bai: I have never done anything bad

Xiao Guo: OK What I offer is not silver, but gold.

Shopkeeper Tong: (He made up his mind in pain) That’s it (forced laughter) Guest officers, please come in

Everyone said: Oh, shopkeeper. The shopkeeper's. .

Shopkeeper Tong: It’s gold. . .

The shopkeeper opened the door and everyone looked at Xiao Guo timidly.

Shopkeeper Tong: Are you alone?

Xiao Guo: Yes, is there a problem?

Shopkeeper Tong: No problem, haha ??(turning back and laughing at everyone and quietly chuckling) I said no, guest officer upstairs, please close the exhibition hall.

Lao Bai: (whispering to Xiaobei) Your sister-in-law will be greedy if she dies one day

As Jasmine Music started, Xiao Guo followed shopkeeper Tong upstairs to show off his talents. Ambiguous eyes

Shopkeeper Tong: Please

The two of them come into the house

Shopkeeper Tong: Where did the young master come from?

Xiao Guo: Fight Where to go

Shopkeeper Tong: Where are you going?

Xiao Guo: Let’s go somewhere

Shopkeeper Tong: What’s your surname, sir?

Xiao Guo: No need for your surname to be Guo

Shopkeeper Tong: My surname is Tong, you can call me Xiangyu. No matter how you say hello, don’t be polite

Xiao Guo Guo: Shopkeeper Tong walks slowly and won’t send you far (push the shopkeeper out the door)

Shopkeeper Tong: No need to send him off, he will leave on his own

Uh-huh, goodbye

Xiao Guo is alone in the room thinking about it

Xiao Guo: If it is a black shop, there will be agencies who will find the agency and take it to task~~

Xiao Guo rummaged through the cabinets... The shopkeeper pulled Lao Bai to the corner...

Lao Bai: What are you doing? What a bad influence it will have if people see it.

The shopkeeper: Let me ask you where you are going. I won’t go

Lao Bai: You let me in, so why should I let me in?

Shopkeeper Tong: Don’t be afraid, everyone is going there

Lao Bai opens the door and enters the room

Lao Bai: What are you looking for?

Xiao Guo: You guys are making trouble, I’m looking for a nest.

Is something wrong?

Old Bai: It’s okay

Xiao Guo: (fierce) Just go out if you have nothing to do

Old Bai: (laughing) I came mainly to ask you what you need. If you don’t need a hot bath, I’ll fetch water for you

Xiao Guo: No need

Lao Bai: (pointing to the mirror and motioning for Xiao Guo to take a look) Look. .

Xiao Guo’s face in the mirror is all gray

Xiao Guo: (surprised) forehead~~

(comes back to his senses and becomes serious) That’s not necessary~ !

Lao Bai: (snickering) Don’t worry, no one will laugh at you

Xiao Guo: Why are you laughing at me?

Old Bai: I’m laughing at your weak body. Look at your skinny arms and thin legs. . .

Lao Bai stretched out his hand to pat Xiao Guo, but was brutally captured with his backhand.

Lao Bai: (It hurts) Oh my god. . Oops, I didn’t expect you to be so energetic

Xiao Guo: (harsh) You can go out now

Throw Lao Bai out

Lao Bai: That move of yours Is it because the muscles and bones are divided?

Xiao Guo: How do you know?

Lao Bai: Just say yes or no.

Xiao Guo: Now that the matter is over, don’t blame me for being rude. . . .

Platoon. . Mountain. . fall. . ocean. . . . . . .

Old Bai: Ah~~. . .

~~. . .

Everyone came out of the house and came to the hall in search of the sound

Lao Bai: Help, it’s time to kill someone

Lao Bai ran downstairs and Xiao Guo followed him. Everyone rushed Lao Bai Protect yourself

Shopkeeper Tong: Mr. Guo, do you have something to say? What are you doing?

Xiao Guo: (angry) Do justice for heaven~!

Big Mouth: (Afraid) Oh my god, these words sound familiar to you

Everyone: Male and female~~

Xiao Guo: (Yan) It’s Shuangxia~!

How do you know?

Xiao Bei: Everyone on earth knows

Xiao Guo smiled crookedly and walked closer to Xiao Bei, and everyone panicked

Tong Shopkeeper: Don’t come here, the sea of ??suffering is boundless, and you’ll find the shore again!

Lao Bai: According to Buddhism, you can put down your butcher knife and become a Buddha immediately. . . !

Big Mouth: Buddha Buddha Dharma is boundless to save all living beings!

Scholar: There is no joy in life, no fear in death. . Fear

Xiao Bei: Fear Fear It is said that it will rain tomorrow

Everyone looked at Xiao Bei: Hmm~~~?

Xiao Bei: (legs weak and crying) Just kill me

Everyone: Stand up and have the backbone to die

Xiao Guo: Little girl, I Why kill you? You haven’t broken the law

Shopkeeper Tong: (Speaking righteously) We haven’t broken the law either

Xiao Guo: Isn’t it a crime to open a black shop?

Lao Bai: (whispering to Xiang Yu) I told you not to be greedy for money. You will be punished this time.

Shopkeeper Tong: Why do you say this is a black shop?

Xiao Guo: Why don’t you light up the lights in front of the store if it’s not a black shop?

Shopkeeper Tong: It’s just to prevent you~!

Xiao Guo: Why don’t you let me go if it’s not a black store?

Shopkeeper Tong: It’s a black shop, so there’s no need to guard against you

Xiao Guo: (loudly) What did you say?

Shopkeeper Tong: Well, the exhibition hall is all up to you

Old Bai: No, I have sworn an oath never to do anything again

Shopkeeper Tong: You can use your feet without using your hands

Old Bai: No, then I have to kick it to pieces

Xiao Guo laughed wildly

Xiao Guo: Come on, come on. Don't be polite with this kick

Old Bai: Don't force me, don't force me. . .

Xiao Guo: Take the move~!

Sunflower acupuncture points. . . . . .

Xiao Guo was sentenced. .

Big Mouth: This. . This is it.

Lao Bai: It’s already clicked.

Xiao Bei went up to touch it with his big mouth. . .

Big Mouth: Ah. . This is a male and female evil

Xiucai: Is this a female or a male?

Shopkeeper Tong: Nonsense, of course it is a male

Old Bai: Female The ones are still outside

Everyone circled around Xiao Guo

Big Mouth: What should we do next?

Shopkeeper Tong: Hum, carry it to the backyard Tied to the mill and delivered to the government tomorrow morning

The next day

The maid at the door of the inn knocked on the door

Shopkeeper Tong: Come on, come on, come on

Don't knock. This is a broken elm door. Please come with me (open the door).

Girl: Where is my lady?

Shopkeeper Tong: Who is your lady

Yahuan: Even if you tell me, you don’t know (go straight to the backyard)

Xiu Cai came in and stopped the maid

Yahuan: A good dog doesn’t block the way

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Xiucai: This statement is wrong. Zi once said. .

The maid made a beating gesture

Xiucai:. . . Mighty and unyielding. .

Yahuan: (laughing) Then tell me if there was any complaint last night

Xiucai: But he is a man

Girl : That’s right, my lady is like this

Xiu Cai: Then is your lady a boy or a girl?

Maid: Either male or female, sometimes male, sometimes female

The shopkeeper Xiucai looked at each other

Maid: Where is she?

Shopkeeper Tong: She has never been here

Big Mouth breaks in

Big Mouth: Shopkeeper, the boy was half dead last night. Can you give me some water? Ah

The shopkeeper secretly bumped into a pillar

Big Mouth: What’s wrong

Maid: Humph~ It really is a black shop (slaps the table)

Shopkeeper Tong: What do you want to do?

Xiucai: Wait a moment (stand at the maid's side and imitate the maid to draw the sword)

Yahuan Xiucai: Act on behalf of Heaven~!

Xiucai: ( Stand back to your original position) Do you know who she is

Big Mouth: Male and female!

Shopkeeper Tong: The female is here

The maid overturned The tables and chairs drew their swords and pointed at the shopkeeper

Shopkeeper Tong: (yelling) Zhantang save me~~~~

Big Mouth: Here I am, the shopkeeper. . .

Big Mouth was punched by the maid and the staircase handrail was broken

Tong Xiangyu: (Sad) The century-old staircase~~~

Exhibition Hall Holding a sword and escorting Xiao Guojin

Xiao Guo: Xiao Qing

Shopkeeper Tong: Zhantang

Girl: Miss, are you okay

Lao Bai: Xiangyu, are you okay?

Xiao Guo: I won’t be dead for a while

Shopkeeper Tong: I was scared to death

Ya Huan: Let her go

Lao Bai: Let her go

Yahuan: Let her go first

Lao Bai: Let her go first

Girl: Let go of our young lady

Lao Bai: Let go of our shopkeeper

Maid: Let go of our Furong

Lao Bai: Let go of our Xiangyu

The scholar applied medicine to Dazui. .

Girl: Let go of Guo Furong, who is as beautiful as a flower in our family.

Lao Bai: Let go of Tong Xiangyu, who is full of charm in our family.

Big Mouth : Okay, don’t challenge me. Let our shopkeeper go first.

Maid: Why should I let go first?

Scholar: Ladies first

Zi~~ once said. . .

Everyone: Go~~!

Lao Bai: Otherwise, I will count to three and let everyone go together.

Shopkeeper Tong, Xiao Guo, Maid: Agreed!

Old Bai: Three two one. . .

Shopkeeper Tong: 1. . We must not think that they are both male and female.

Lao Bai: They are already two females, right?

Xiao Guo: Definitely and definitely

Shopkeeper Tong : Let them go, what if they harm the people in the town?

Xiao Guo: Who harms the people in the town?

The beggar Xiaomi breaks in

Xiaomi: Yes You~~~!

Xiao Guo: Aren’t you a fat beggar from Shibalipu?

Xiaomi: Oh my God, this is really an eye-opener. The male and female evil spirits have been arrested (dancing and running out of the house)

Girl: Why is he like this?

Lao Bai: It's not all caused by you, otherwise his rheumatism would have been cured long ago

Xiao Guo: What does his disease have to do with us?

Xiucai: People use cupping Pick out the ones that are well done and give Dr. Xue a good beating

Xiao Guo: (Innocent) Didn’t I know it was cupping?

Lao Bai: And Zhao from Zuojiazhuang The girl finally got married, and now I want you to leave it at home at the Baishi Bridge of Ge Sanshu on the Xiliang River. .

Xiao Guo: That’s enough. Are the people I rescued blaming me?

Shopkeeper Tong: Not only are they blaming me, they are filled with hatred

Old Bai: Now we are raising money to arrest the two of us

Xiao Guo and the maid looked at each other in shock

Xiao Guo: How could this happen? Xiao Qing

Businessman Tong The maid shook her head at the same time

The old white maid put away her sword and Xiao Guo walked into the backyard

Yahuan: Miss, where are you going?

Xiao Guo: I feel very confused I want to be alone for a while

Guo Guo is meditating on the rooftop late at night

The shopkeeper brings the meal upstairs

Shopkeeper Tong: Hey, let’s have something to eat

Xiao Guo: (Guilty) Thank you, I’m not hungry. I just want to be a hero. I didn’t expect to cause so much trouble to your store

Shopkeeper Tong: You know it’s trouble, but it’s your fault. What does a hero look like in your mind?

Xiao Guo: Just like what my father did when he was young. He traveled across the rivers and lakes to fight for justice.

Shopkeeper Tong: Everyone wants to fight for justice. But not everyone can do it

Xiao Guo: Hey, what do you think a knight should be?

Shopkeeper Tong: When the knights are separated, they should be divided into rows. What does it mean?

Xiao Guo: Be a man with your tail between your legs

Shopkeeper Tong: (smirk) Hehehe, don’t be afraid. This clip should be a welcome gesture

Xiao Guo : What do you mean?

Shopkeeper Tong: As long as a person has good intentions and thinks more about others, he will naturally be welcomed by everyone

Xiao Guo: This. According to you, as long as you have a good heart, anyone can become a hero?

Shopkeeper Tong: That’s not enough. We also need to pay attention to the methods and methods, just like you. If you just fight and kill people, it will become a bloody lake.

Xiao Guo: That’s not the case. Can fighting and killing still be considered a jianghu?

Shopkeeper Tong: Well, I hope you can find the answer yourself (pass the rice to Xiao Guo)

The lobby the next morning

Xiao Guo and the maid walked out of the backyard at the same time

Xiao Guo: Take this bag of silver and distribute it to the victims and then go home

Maid: Then And you?

Xiao Guo: I have to stay. We must have an explanation for smashing the store.

The shopkeeper looked at Xiao Guo and smiled mischievously.

Maid: No. Is there any money left?

Xiao Guo: It has nothing to do with money. I just stay here to find an answer

Maid: What answer

Xiao Guo: This is too It’s so profound that you don’t understand. Go back and tell my dad and tell him not to worry. I’ll come home after I find the answer.

Yahuan: Are you sure?

Xiao Guo: Sure, definitely and definitely

Girl: (packing) Farewell (staring at Lao Bai). Don't bully our young lady. Otherwise, tell the master and let him slap you to death

Lao Bai: Oh, sister, thank God if she doesn't bully me

Xiao Guo sends Xiao Qing out

Xiao Guo: Be careful on the road

Xiao Guo: (Looking at the shopkeeper) If you have any hard work, just say hello

Shopkeeper Tong: No hurry, no rush Haha, before we start, let me calculate the accounts clearly with you.

Xiao Guo: Is this necessary?

Shopkeeper Tong: Of course, look at the smashed furniture. There are pots, pans, wine jars and more on the stairs

Xiao Guo: Oh, okay, okay, just give me a total number

Shopkeeper Tong: One *** is forty-eight Two or seven cents

Xiao Guo: Humph. . So cheap. .

Shopkeeper Tong: Well, I’ll give you the change minus one, it’s forty-eight taels

Xiao Guo: No problem, how much is my monthly salary

Shopkeeper Tong: Two coins

Xiao Guo: Oh, that means I will give it to you. . .

Shopkeeper Tong: Forget it, you still have to work for twenty years

Xiao Guo was shocked

Shopkeeper Tong: Don’t be afraid (looking at Lao Bai Implying that he was blocking the door) Haha, twenty years flies so quickly

Xiao Guo: (urgent) Xiao Qing, wait for me. . .

Sunflower acupuncture points. . . . . . . .

Everyone gathered around

Shopkeeper Tong: If she is not working, move her aside to hang clothes and carry a basin. It is also a feature of our store

Everyone laughed and carried Xiao Guo to the door

(Dad~ save me)