What words have you heard that are "funny"?

I have seen many "extremely funny" things, and I can't react immediately after reading them. It takes a while to appreciate the charm, so I am often called "inexplicable" by my roommate.

Story 1: Xiaoming's girlfriend was pregnant, so she told his father, and his father said: We all have genetic diseases and can't have children. This story is very informative.

Story 2: On a business trip by train, I was stopped by an aunt in the railway station square: Stay with beautiful women. I said, thank you. My car leaves in ten minutes. Aunt: It's time, it's time.

Story 3: Liu Bei's horse was frightened and went straight to the cliff. When Zhang Yide saw it, he shouted, "Brother, stop your horse!" Liu Bei was furious: I am very happy with you, Ma Le Gobi.

Story 4: Recalling the lush years, is there a woman who can make you "flushed"? Yes, old godmother.

Story 5: At ten o'clock in the evening, a woman's roar came from upstairs: "What does it matter? What does it matter? What does it matter? " My gossip heart is pounding, and I lie on the balcony with my ears propped up, waiting for the following. The woman shouted angrily, "It's the opposite of each other." So I silently closed the window and went back to the house.

Story 6: I remember I was very nervous when I was in senior three, and my parents were very concerned about me. Once I was washing my hair, my mother heard the sound of water and asked me what I was doing. I said shampoo. She replied: Go to sleep, keep your head down and I'll wash it for you.

Story 7: My colleague watched The First Blood very well. I told her there was a second one and told her to search it herself. After a while, she told me that she couldn't find it. I walked over and found her looking for the second drop of blood.