Please give me some advice. Does anyone know what this joke means? > ?

As everyone said, when a girl cheated on a boy, her mother found out and made up a lie to prevaricate. The reason why it doesn't look like a joke may be because the beginning and the end are hidden. Listen to the following similar jokes and you will understand. ...

A man took a day off and decided to play golf. In the second hole, he found a frog sitting on the grass.

He prepared to serve disapprovingly, and at the same time he heard: "Guagua. Nine irons. He looked at the frog to prove it wrong, so he put down his stick and said to the frog, "Wow, that's incredible. You must be a lucky frog, right? The frog replied, "Guagua. Lucky frog. The man decided to take the frog to the next hole.

"Guagua. No.3 wooden pole. " The man took out the No.3 wooden pole and touched it! Hole in one. The man was too happy to know what to say. In the end, the man played his best performance in his life.

He asked the frog, "So, where shall we go next?" 』

The frog replied, "Guagua. Las Vegas. 』

When they arrived in Las Vegas, the man asked, "So, frog, how about one more time? 』

The frog said, "Guagua, roulette. When they arrived at roulette, the man asked, "How do you think I should bet? 』

The frog replied, "Guagua. 3000 dollars, 6 spades

Now there is only one percent chance of winning, but after playing golf, men's confidence has greatly increased. Touch! Tons of money were pushed from the other end of the table. The man used the money he won to buy the most expensive room in the hotel.

He sat down and said to the frog, "frog, I don't know how to repay you." I will always thank you for helping me win so much money. 』

The frog replied, "Guagua, kiss me."

He thought, why not? Since the frog has done so much for him, this is what he should do. After a kiss, the frog became a beautiful girl of 15 years old.

"That's the way it is. . . That's why this girl is in my room. " The man said to the judge.

Then change your jokes:

One day I went to Houlin to play and came to the river to pick wild flowers. Suddenly I seem to hear a voice calling' Miss'. I followed the sound and found nothing. Then the voice came again, "miss, I'm here." I was shocked. It turned out to be a frog. How can frogs talk? The frog said,' kind lady, I was originally alone, but I met an evil witch when I was playing in the forest and was turned into a frog. To lift her curse, only a young lady can take me home and sleep in her bed, and I can become a human again after one night. "I listened with a grain of salt. But I decided to take him home. That night, I put it by the bed. I was afraid at first, but I got used to it later. I fell asleep slowly. When I woke up the next day, I really found a handsome young man lying naked next to me. It's amazing!

Mom, that's why this young man is lying naked in my bed.