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The first sentence after giving birth to a child: so ugly! Samsara is really metaphysics.

What's the first thing you say after giving birth?

Several girls in the office are discussing this topic, and one of them has a refreshing answer.

She said her first sentence was: "How ugly!"

He has a flat nose, dark skin and small eyes, just like his father.

Fortunately, the appearance of children gradually confirmed that sentence:

I was born to look like my father, because I want to protect myself: hey, I am your own child, you should be responsible;

After a while, I found that my father couldn't count on it at all, but my mother was reliable, so my child became more and more like my mother.

Samsara is really metaphysics.

Whether the child is good, tall or not, smart or not, who is in charge of the parents' genes?

Here comes the truth. ...

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facial characteristic

Whether a child is ugly or beautiful is largely determined by heredity.

As for whether he is more like his father or mother, whether he skillfully inherits the advantages of his parents or "unfortunately" inherits their shortcomings, it depends on his personal nature.

Look at Gao, a talented musician. Her looks may not be directly proportional to her talent, but her daughter Zoe is tall and beautiful, and her temperament is outstanding.

The little girl completely inherited her mother's beauty;

People call this the "president".

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eye

When I was pregnant, I heard that children who eat more grapes have big eyes. For this reason, I ate grapes and played table tennis. See how big it is:

But the child's eyes didn't get bigger, but my weight increased. The doctor repeatedly asked me that my blood sugar score was very high and must be strictly controlled.

The size of eyes depends on heredity.

Fortunately, big eyes, double eyelids and long eyelashes are all dominant inheritance. As long as one parent has this characteristic, it will be passed on to the child with great probability.

That is to say:

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Hair volume

If you have a "Mediterranean" husband, even if you shave your son's head hundreds of times, he may not grow a thick hair.

Because children's hair is more inherited from their fathers.

Especially a master like baldy, who "pits" boys and girls, passes on men but not women.

If the father is bald, then the probability that the son is bald is 50%;

If grandpa is bald, the probability that his grandson is bald is 25%.

Just look at the men in the British royal family:

From left to right: Prince Charles, Prince Andrew, Prince Edward, Prince William and Prince Harry.

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situation

Skin color follows the golden mean of "average after multiplication".

Let's go directly to the above picture:

You may be anxious. Why can't parents be white and children be 100% white?

This is because genes are dominant and invisible, depending on whether there are dark-skinned genes in parents' recessive genes.

There was once a couple in Gansu, both authentic yellow people from China, who gave birth to a blond child.

Later, it was found that there was white blood in the woman's family, so she returned to her ancestors and gave it to her children.

05

fat

The child's figure and parents are also highly probable.

If you and your husband are both slim, don't worry too much. There is a 90% chance that the child will not be obese.

If you and your husband are both fat, the chances of your child getting a little fat will be as high as 80%.

See, being thin is also a gift.

Dear girls, don't feel depressed because you failed to lose weight. Your "fleshy" may come from the gift of your parents, which is not reversible by manpower.

Girls may ask, whose body genes have greater influence on parents?

A British study found that mothers have a relatively greater influence on their children's weight.

emmmm……

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height

It is not allowed to say "Dad is a girl and Mom is short and short".

Parents jointly decide about 70% of their children's height.

Don't underestimate the acquired influence of the remaining 30%. According to a research data, due to the influence of nutrition and living environment, more than half of children in China have not reached their genetic height. )

Generally speaking, when parents are tall, children are naturally tall.

A female blogger with a height of1.88m was asked by a netizen:

She smiled without a word and sent a video, and everyone suddenly realized:

I can only sigh with emotion: genes are really powerful! ! !

If one parent is tall and the other is short, then the height of the child will be random, which may be high or short, depending on fate.

If you and your husband are not tall, don't rush to accept your fate. Through sports the day after tomorrow, children may still go against the sky and change their lives.

Look at the following family of three: mother1.68m, father1.6m.. According to the conversion of genetic height, their son can grow to 1.78 meters at most.

As a result, their son jumped to the height of 1.94 meters.

This made me once lost in thought. ...

How do children achieve "genetic mutation"?

This is due to his insistence on swimming since he was 6 years old.

Wei Wei, the first coach of Olympic champion Ye, has also confirmed that the height of children who insist on swimming training for a long time can break through the congenital height inheritance.

Remember? The swimming class should sign up the children quickly.

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intelligence quotient

Here comes the main event.

Who is more influenced by children's IQ?

My two small bags have been doing well in school, and I have always believed that this is because of my mother's intellectual influence.

Father insisted that it was him.

Later, I checked the relevant information and found that the influence of parents on children's intelligence accounts for about 50%~60%.

Most genes related to intelligence are concentrated on the X chromosome. Women have two X chromosomes, and men only have 1, so the genetic factors of intelligence and the intelligence genes of mothers play an important role.

That is to say:

If the mother is smart, the boy will be smarter;

If the baby is a girl, the intelligence may be the average level of both parents.

However, there is no clear biological evidence for this statement.

Speaking of this, I thought of a friend's vomit: "My husband and I, a 985, a 2 1 1, why are the sons born out of school scum?"

Come, "means to return" is understood as:

If both parents have high IQ, it probably means that their IQ has reached the upper limit of the family. In order to maintain balance, the IQ of the child may decline.

On the contrary, if parents have average IQ, then children born with high IQ belong to IQ regression.

Therefore, the probability of parents with high IQ giving birth to children with the same high IQ is really not high.

You see, professors at Peking University are always like this.

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trend

From a genetic point of view, a child's personality depends on the sum of the genes of both parents, not just from one side.

For example, the mother is extroverted, carrying a lot of extroverted personality genes and a little introverted personality genes;

Father is introverted, but he carries the opposite personality gene to his mother.

Whether a child's personality is introverted or extroverted depends on which parent can get the upper hand after the combination of extroverted and extroverted personality genes.

My brother's personality has always been with me, and I am naturally familiar with wherever I go, and I will never let you be cold;

My brother inherited his father's personality. He is sensitive and logical, but his logic is too strong. Every time he talks back to me, he always leaves me speechless.

At this time, I will throw a sentence to the father of the child: "Look at your son, just like you."

I really didn't wronged him, because his character was greatly influenced by the acquired environment.

In the influence of the day after tomorrow, dad's influence will be greater than mom's.

A psychologist believes that the father plays an important role in the formation of his daughter's sense of self-esteem, identity and gentleness.

Heredity is really reliable and willful. Except for appearance, we may not be able to control it, such as IQ and personality, which have a great influence on the day after tomorrow.

One thing is worth mentioning:

Poverty is the main gene.

Who is closest to the child is most influenced by him.

If parents want to make their children smarter, they should spend more time with their children.

Surprisingly, even without genetic reasons, two unrelated people may look very similar. Can you believe it?

A doctor in Sichuan meets Yun-peng Yue;

A man attended the wedding and ran into the groom:

International supermodel Jia Chenyu, hitting Lin Yongjian:

This world is so magical.