A funny joke.

1. Slowly, you will find that those hurdles that you can't cross are not big hurdles. You can't wear them just because your legs are short!

My good looks are mainly due to my parents. If they hadn't given me this mouth, I wouldn't be talking nonsense here.

I am very angry today. I just went to the barber's to have my hair cut. The barber asked me where to cut it, and I said I cut my chin. Then he asked me: What level did you cut your chin?

4. Have you found that Tang Priest is actually quite sexy? If you meet an ugly person, you are called a benefactor; if you meet a beautiful person, you are called a bodhisattva.

The fortune teller said that I am 27 years old, wearing a yellow robe, accompanied by delicious food every day, and have transportation when I go out. That's accurate. I really became a takeaway brother.

6. Rich people are in Taobao, and those who have no money are escaping. I beg you.

7. My mobile phone rang, and my mother answered it-Tong Yuan, shouting: Come and answer the phone, there is a monk looking for you!

8. In today's society, girls learn martial arts, boys learn piano, boys learn piano to pick up girls, and girls learn martial arts to avoid being provoked. Don't you feel embarrassed!

9. Don't be fat, or the poor will beg, and no one will believe you are a beggar.

10. I wanted to smile back at the male god, but I didn't expect to laugh with a sniffle.

1 1.M: I will take you. Woman: Forget it. Why not? Woman: I feel that every drop of sweat you leave is laughing at my weight.

12. "If I lose it, will you call me?" "Of course, who lost 100 kilograms of meat and didn't find it!"

13. Looking back on my life, I am the biggest official, that is, the QQ group administrator.

14. Don't ask me why I can sleep so long. I was born in the early morning, and I was born with insufficient sleep!

15. Once, my wife expressed her passion to me in this way, which moved me to tears: "Mix with me, and when I have soup, you will have a bowl brush."

16. The so-called gap between ideal and reality is that you pick it up and think it's a piece of meat, and you only know it's a piece of ginger when you bite it.

17. Who can help me figure out when I can have a lot of money? God replied: When your family went to your grave. ...

18. I can't do two things, neither this nor that.

19. Everything I do is a three-minute heat, but one thing is not. That is, I never stop on the road to gaining weight!

20. If you study, you will take the exam. How much is more? How can there be no trust between people!

2 1. Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you get to know me later, you will definitely hit me.

22. Others care whether you fly high or not. Are you tired? Only I really care whether your wings are stewed with coke or braised pork!

23. God closed a security door for you, and even conveniently put a titanium alloy lock on you.

24. What if the object message is slow? I'll be back soon.