How to humor a girl's birthday?

How humorous is a girl's birthday? What birthday present do you want? I like you, English teacher Wen's birthday, and humorous girls' birthdays selected by roommates and boyfriends.

1. I asked the girl I like what she wanted for her birthday.

She said, "Just like a car or a house, anything can do!" "

I said, "No car, no house, but children. Do you want it? "

2, a talented girl 1, just curious to ask a girl: Why did you propose on one knee? Sister calmly said: kneeling on the ground is the grave! 2. On my boyfriend's birthday, the girl gave him a belt and told him to think of me at home when he wanted to take off his pants outside. 3. The most difficult sentence for girls to understand is "Actually, what I want is very simple", which contains information like a Yongle Grand Ceremony!

I received an overseas phone call half an hour ago, and it turned out to be a girl who has a crush on me.

It turns out that the note "I like you" I hid on the spindle of the Rubik's Cube was thrown out by her son who was less than one year old while playing. I gave her this Rubik's Cube as a birthday present five years ago.

She cried into tears on the phone.

4, English teacher Wen's birthday, take us to KTV Hi.

Everyone bought a bunch of food and put it on the table. They were about to eat it.

With a bang, the box went out of power, and suddenly it was dark. After a few screams, there was silence.

Then there was a loud bang.

I'll go! What a fucking steal! It's really not good to steal food in the dark and eat it one by one. As for it?

What about the image? A pile of worthless goods! I know how to eat!

Disdainful, I decisively faded my jeans to the instep and squeezed past several girls in the dark.

I share a room with a girl, a big room with two beds. We have a good relationship, and her boyfriend often comes and gets to know each other. On my sister's birthday that day, I stayed in our house, drank a lot of wine, and I went to bed early. I am a restless sleeper, so I am very sensitive. In the middle of the night, I woke up … her boyfriend didn't leave.