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I wonder if I'm sick. Don't want to socialize. I don’t want to talk about my psychology with others. First, I
Do you know the story of Nuan Nan? You can search "Nuan Nan, you are so hot for me" on Baidu. Maybe he is a Nuan Nan. Of course, if you like him, you can have more contact with him and see what he thinks. For the sake of convenience, I posted the article "Nuan Nan, you are so hot for me" below: To be honest, I have never seen a Nuan Nan who only warms up to one person. I have a friend in college who is good-looking and has a good personality. Because he especially likes to organize games and call everyone out to play, he is called the God of Party among his classmates. We jokingly call him Wang Da Pai. Wang Dapa can tell jokes, is warm-hearted, and always has a beaming smile. Do you understand what it means to be jubilant? I can briefly describe this, that is, every time he smiles, it makes you feel like he is celebrating the New Year. I think Wang Dapa is great. He is like a smart electric heater, bringing spring wherever he goes. When the term "warm man" first came out, everyone thought it was new and would put it on whomever they caught. I said that Wang Dapa is a warm man. Wang Dapa laughed and scolded me, saying, "Your uncle is too young to fool me!" The ugly ones are called warm men, and the good-looking ones are called handsome men! Of course Wang Daba is a handsome guy, but the title of "warm man" will not be shelved, and a more suitable person will soon be appointed. This person is Wang Dapa's roommate, acting as the "air conditioner". Wearing a pair of black-rimmed glasses, he is polite and polite, and looks a bit more conceited than Wang Da, but his smile also makes people feel like they are celebrating a holiday, just Valentine's Day. He has the same smile for every girl and takes care of every girl meticulously. This kind of "care" is obviously different from the "care" of brother Wang Dapa. At first we couldn't figure out what the difference was, but it soon became clear that more and more girls liked Mr. Air Conditioner. When Wang kept partying, the girls would ask if Mr. Air Conditioner was coming. Wang Dapa told me, this guy is good, he has such good rapport with the opposite sex. Wang Dapa has a girl he likes called Xiao Yuan. She has long arms and legs and an extremely gentle personality. Wang Dapa didn't dare to chase people hard for fear of scaring them away, so he could only ask her to come out to play often. We all know it in our hearts, so we always give them opportunities intentionally or unintentionally. As Wang Dapa's roommate, Mr. Air Conditioner understands this even more. But Wang Dabo told me one day that there was something in his heart that made him think about it for several nights. What is it? That is, every night, for about two hours, Mr. Air Conditioner talks to Xiao Yuan. In the words of Mr. Air Conditioner, he doesn't like Xiao Yuan, they are just good friends. Obviously he didn't want to make Wang Da Pao unhappy, so he always went out to fight. For such a long time, the two of them were cooking porridge, and they could finish talking no matter how much they talked. Wang Da lay on the bed and waited silently, but unfortunately he was too lively and could not last long. Wang Da Pao said seriously to the air conditioner, do you like Xiao Yuan? If you like her, treat her well and don't worry about me. Unexpectedly, after hearing this, the air conditioner turned his back first. He said that he cared about Xiao Yuan out of the responsibility of a friend and that there was no personal relationship between a man and a woman. The fact is that he is very popular and has a lot of female friends. In addition to giving Xiao Yuan a spanking, he also spanks others every day. Wang Daba couldn’t say anything else. At first, he had a carefree personality and didn't care what others did. But now he couldn't help but be concerned about Mr. Air Conditioner's every move, and found that he was indeed quite successful in caring for girls. Every day, the caring words I said to Xiao Yuan were also said to many people unchanged. Wang Da felt uncomfortable listening to these partyings. He knew that Xiao Yuan, like other unsuspecting girls, was losing her armor step by step and relying on Mr. Air Conditioner. The evidence is that the number of calls from Xiao Yuan has increased. The air conditioner man no longer needs to dial the code, just swipe and pick up. Wang Dapa told me this because he wanted me to find out what Xiao Yuan meant. I asked Xiao Yuan to have dinner, and when I talked about Wang Da Pao, Xiao Yuan said lightly, "He is a very nice person, very funny." Speaking of Mr. Air Conditioner, Xiao Yuan's eyes suddenly brightened. "It's very different," she said wistfully, "He cares about me so much, you know? I'm so flattered. He actually sees my whole situation and understands my mood very well. He can help me no matter what." I give ideas, and he is very gentle. He thinks about everything for me, and always says he will accompany me..." After I finished thinking, when a girl mentions a boy, she can describe it in more than three sentences in one breath, which is basically true. This person is interested. But I still asked, do you like him? Xiao Yuan was indeed an extremely gentle girl. She lowered her head in embarrassment and said, "I don't know." have no idea? I don’t know, it basically means yes.
I feel the same anger as Wang Dapa, but the sad thing is that I have no real evidence to prove that this air conditioner cannot be trusted. I think he must have his advantages, but he must also have his flaws. I hoped to dig out his loopholes, but I didn't expect the opportunity to come to my door. In Wang Dapa's words, the air conditioner felt that my area was too cold, so it tried its best to provide me with warmth. I’m not very afraid of getting into trouble with the air-conditioning man. I’m mentally prepared. I especially like to post statuses. I have a lot of Weibo posts, more than 10,000 of them. Of course, if he is not too tired, he can read them one by one. I like to make my own decisions in everything, so I wouldn't be too grateful if he helped me think of anything. Instead, I felt like he was looking down on me. And I don’t like making porridge. Armed with these secret weapons, I had the upper hand at first. The air-conditioning man blew the air hard at me, asked me how I felt, and kept giving me likes. I always reply "Hahaha" with a happy and dignified expression. He sent many unsolicited messages, and I responded politely and succinctly. So our friendship did not progress, but it extinguished a lot of enthusiasm for air conditioning. Wang Dapa secretly gave me a thumbs up. The situation took a turn for the better one night when I posted a photo with a friend, and the air conditioner immediately hit me. I haven’t slept in the past few days, okay? Stop playing and go to sleep! I really like this, this kind of commanding care. So I replied with a shy face, how do you know I didn't sleep well? The air conditioner responded quickly. I see you have dark circles under your eyes in the photos. You didn’t have this problem before. That sentence blew a warm wind into my heart, and my attitude towards him inevitably changed. Taking advantage of the victory, Air Conditioner sent another message: Fool, don’t think about it, dark circles under the eyes are just as beautiful. Go to sleep now. I was very curious and asked, how do you know what I am thinking? The air conditioner said, hahaha, you are so quick to talk, if you were not thinking about anything, you would have replied to me long ago. I couldn't help but laugh. At that moment, I realized that I was stupid. I seemed to feel that the air conditioner was very familiar to me, and this familiarity was very useful to me. I couldn't help but want to continue chatting with the air conditioner. The air conditioner turns backwards and forwards, and it turns on several times in succession to make you fall asleep. I don't even find this doting tone so annoying anymore. It was over, and at that time I decided to prepare myself for defeat. Two days later, I received a courier package, which contained a bottle of eye cream to remove dark circles. It came with a card with three words written on it: Go to sleep. This belongs to Mr. Air Conditioner, specially given to me. I felt a warm current rushing through my body, but I still managed to hold on to my remaining sanity and turned to the air conditioner and offered to pay him for the eye cream. "I made my own decision, what did you pay?" he said, changing the subject, "Also if it's convenient, I would like to ask, what happened to you this morning? I saw the music you posted on Weibo, and I listened to it. "It sounds sad. Are you in a bad mood?" "Did you listen to that one?" I asked a little happily. "Of course, I listen to everything you post." He said, "I like it very much, but I don't comment much. You are quite busy. If you comment, you have to spend time to reply. But I still have some suggestions. Don't listen to those who are sad. Slowly." I laughed because I once said on Weibo that Mayday's song "Sad People Don't Listen Slowly" always makes me laugh. That was my Weibo from a long time ago, half a year? One year? So how many Weibo posts has he read? A thousand? Two thousand? Thinking of this, I felt even happier and felt that I was being noticed. "I don't deliberately tease you anymore." He said, his voice was very sincere, "Actually, I'm always worried that you have a bad impression of me. I take care of other girls, but I don't take care of you much. Because you make me feel very powerful, as if you take care of me. You just look down on you. But now I don't think so. You need more care." "Why?" I asked excitedly. I was very satisfied with his positioning and had a good impression of him. "I'll tell you later." He said, "I know you have an exam tomorrow morning, so why don't I bring you breakfast." My most straightforward thought at that time was, oh my god, this man loves me, he loves me so much. I am unique. As soon as this idea came up, I felt like I had stepped into a trap. After that, when I faced the air conditioner again, it was difficult to be dignified and cheerful. I was easily amused by him, and I tried my best to find some clues from his expression, proving that he treated me differently compared to other girls. Wang Da Pao looked at me sadly and beat his chest several times. I didn't give up on myself. When I saw Wang Da lying down, I reminded myself to cheer up. At this time, the air conditioner was probably sure that I had been included in its bag, and it was not that concerned about me. This makes me a little sad, and I have to admit that it is always good to have someone by your side, even if the feeling that he loves you is just an illusion.
I started looking for the air conditioner and asked him why he didn't reply to me in time and why he called me "goddess" when he was in someone else's state. Didn't he say he would only call me "goddess"? Shame, extremely shameful. While doing the same thing as complaining about women, I deeply understood why "foolish person", "stupid person" and "stupid person" are not as pleasant as "". It is simple, because "people are cheap". The air conditioner works tirelessly to spread warmth to farther places while comforting me. He gave me a keychain, took out his own key, dangled it in front of my eyes, and whispered, "This is a couple's model." I'm a little embarrassed, but also a little happy. The air conditioner said quickly, I don't mean anything else, I just think, hey, I don't know how to put it properly, anyway... you know, we are different from others. Of course I am happy, very happy. My happiness lasted until Wang Dapa told me that so-and-so, so-and-so, so-and-so, so-and-so also received the same keychain. All are girls. "He is engaged in retail and wholesale?" I was furious. Wang Dabo patted me on the shoulder and said that he really bought it wholesale. I was determined to fight to the death with the air conditioner. The first surprise attack I launched was to post the keychains to all platforms of social networks as much as possible, with ambiguous copywriting. Who told me that the keychains were for couples? In just one night, it was quite effective. Some girls directly replied, "I received it too, hahaha." There are also girls looking for air conditioners to make trouble. Obviously, everyone thinks they are unique, but the reality is tragic, and air conditioning is our most empty reality. This time the "harem circle" made the air conditioner a little wary of me. I want to take advantage of the victory and offer to celebrate his birthday. The air conditioner said the time was set at seven o'clock in the evening. I asked Wang Dapa about the situation, and Wang Dapa said that he had to book according to the time period because there were many girls celebrating his birthday alone. I went to the appointment on time, we had dinner, chatted, and gave gifts. At a quarter past eight, the air conditioner offered to take me back to the dormitory because "it's very late. You should go back and rest early. It won't look good if you have dark circles under your eyes." I refused. No matter what he said, I just refused. They just want to spend the whole night with you. We waited until 8:40, but the air conditioner stopped working. He told me that a friend would come over later and he would not have time to accompany me. Then I won’t do it. Didn’t you say you would let me accompany you tonight? Didn’t I say that I am the most special and important? Hate. Then the fun begins. The girl who was scheduled for nine o'clock was waiting downstairs in the air-conditioned dormitory with gifts. Wang Dapa ran down and told her where we were eating. The girl came over. When the girl appeared, she looked at me awkwardly because we didn't know who was the real one and who was the mistress. The crux of this ridiculous relationship is that there is no "real person" and no "mistress". Everyone can get involved and be unfaithful at any time. We can't show that we're unhappy because that would be too shameful and that would be an admission that we care too much. It is our care that gives the air conditioner so much room to turn around. Is this friendship? Oh my gosh, this isn't it. This is an inexplicable emotion, this is a strange and ambiguous chess game. The air conditioner looked embarrassed at that time, and I couldn’t help but laugh. This is the horn of victory. The air conditioner noticed it, and he turned to me and said, "You did this on purpose, right?" You are playing tricks on me. Of course I can quarrel with him. Why am I kidding you? You insist on provoking so many girls. If you don't like it, why are you so close? Girls are sensitive and tender creatures. If you send her a little message, she will think about it seriously for a long time. If you don't mean this, why are you dragging us down? Who is playing tricks on whom? You deceive your feelings and play with our seriousness, you scumbag! But I couldn't say it out loud. I guess it's not his fault. Whose sincerity can be split into eight pieces and given away? He can be kind to so many people at the same time, but he is never sincere to anyone. Sincerity can only be given to one person, as anyone who has experienced it knows. Our loss is due to our imagination and can be attributed to our delusions. But we are not wrong, who does not desire to be loved? What is even more brave is that when we feel loved, we also make efforts to love. Of course it is sad that such efforts are not rewarded, but it would be better if we do not lose the determination to work hard. I don’t blame Mr. Air Conditioner. He wants to gain more reliance and wants to make all the girls happy. It’s his own choice. He did not harm us in any real way, but actually helped us a little. A bowl of water seems to be flat, but we think too much. Who should we blame? To give complete love, I have to find the one and only. After I no longer liked this person, my IQ regained its high ground, and I was able to suppress my anger and sadness rationally. I don’t feel betrayed or abandoned, I don’t feel jealous that he calls someone else a goddess, and I don’t feel there’s anything unique about him.
I hope he will enjoy the can of green tea I gave him as a gift, take good care of his harem, continue to take care of others, and continue to send warmth generously. It's just that I don't want to waste my feelings. I'm used to being a cheerful person, and flirting without the purpose of love and marriage is disgusting to me. If my seriousness is what others use to hurt me, I still stubbornly believe that it is my virtue. The air conditioner gradually faded out of our circle of friends, probably because it was tired and ran out of power. Wang Dapa asked me what the result was. I said with a smile and told the warm man not to come over, he was so hot on me. (via: network)
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