Zheng Zhongji jokes.

Zheng Zhongji's classic lines usually appear in his classic movies.

Just like in Rowen 2.

As the saying goes! The dead girl is still here! There must be grass within ten steps! I'm afraid there will be no girls there! '

"Everyone will be ignored. At this time of the year, Ma Qiang will feel dizzy, uncomfortable, feverish, runny nose and tears when he smells incense. Her illness is called post-allergic group, which is an unbearable smoke in her life. Yesterday, the doctor's doctor Li introduced this matter to you, so I 100% am sure that cat excrement Qiang came back today to see ... "

"You are not my cup of tea."

Brain Water in Springfield Flowers

Male finger Zheng Zhongji

Compere: Can you tell us how serious your head is?

Man: Oh, where's the brain? ...................................................... has been in a daze all day.

Moderator: Is it what we call a nerd?

M: I don't think so. I think everything is fine. . This is a memory problem. I suddenly forgot everything that happened five minutes ago.

Moderator: Is it so serious? Do you remember where you just came from?

M: I don't remember.

Host: Do you remember how to find your way home?

Yes, I don't remember.

Moderator: You have no memory, so how do you spend your daily life?

M: It's all the same. Get up, get dressed and go to work.

Compere: How?

M: Take the subway.

Moderator: Then how do you know where to get off?

M: I don't know. I sat down until I saw someone get off the bus, so I followed.

Moderator: Oh, where are we going next?

M: I don't know. Companies are usually in commercial buildings. Just enter the elevator and press a button.

Moderator: What do you do when you arrive at the company?

M: I don't know either Find any door to get in. Nobody said anything after I went in, so I found a place to sit down and work. Can you do these jobs?

Compere: Can you do those jobs?

Man: You don't have to do this. Just asking. But it turns out they won't either. Anyway, it's just a few phone calls at lunch time and a bunch of nonsense.

Moderator: Do you remember lunch?

M: There is no need to remember. You don't need to remember whether you are hungry or not. I will work with others in the future.

Moderator: What about after work?

Man: Have a drink and then go home.

Moderator: Then how do you remember where your home is?

M: I don't remember. Anyway, I just pressed a few passwords and went in.

Compere: Does that house belong to someone else?

Man: What others don't have? Everyone pays for the bank. Anyway, if a dog doesn't bite, it's his home. Then take a shower to eat, watch TV when you are full, and sleep with your wife.

Moderator: But how do you know this wife is your wife?

Man: Oh, I asked her before I went to bed. I asked: Wife, can you be someone else's wife? Guess what she answered me?

Moderator: How to answer?

Man: She said: Husband, I only love you. If I had to choose 10,000 times, I would choose you 10,000 times.

The funny lines in the recently released movie Yue Guangbao Box are:

"Zheng Zhongji: You see through all this. Next time I'll pretend to be a piece of shit and see how you learn.

Jason Wu: General, defecation is not difficult to learn, but urination is difficult to learn. "

"Look at how sharp the grass is on the ground. If they hurt you, I will fight them desperately. "

"I can't see you for a minute. I can't bear it. "

"A home needs people you love inside, otherwise it is a prison. My mother often teaches me that if you don't live up to expectations, don't associate with others, so I have no family, no friends and no lover, because I don't want to associate with you. Even I dare not say that I like you, but I figured it out today ... My mother is afraid that I will get others into trouble because she doesn't know that I am in love with a woman who is not human. She is a fairy ... so you jump and I jump. "

"You are so ugly that I dare to kiss you, and you will know how much I love you."

"Don't just look at my appearance, in fact, I appreciate it inside."

Finally, I present the most classic lyrics of Ji Ge:

"Years like songs, years like songs. In the years like songs, I will record the bits and pieces of life with you, enjoy happiness and share happiness. "

Yue Guang Baohe Renlei Line

Zheng Zhongji: You see through all this. Next time I'll pretend to be a piece of shit and see how you learn.

Zheng Zhongji: Look how sharp the grass is on the ground. If they hurt you, I will fight hard.

Zheng Zhongji: I don't want to see you for a minute.

Zheng Zhongji: A home needs people who love you, otherwise it is a prison.

Zheng Zhongji: Blinking is my job.

Zheng Zhongji: The earth is in danger.

"The explanation will invite us to three places. It's actually quite simple. If you are handsome, strong and athletic, you have Fang Lishen, you have melancholy, and you have Liang Hanwen. You want stability, there is me ... "

I think, when the last bowl of rice is left in the world, if I eat it, the iron pillar will definitely die, but even if I eat it, I will die soon. But Tiezhu died with me, and she won't be lonely. If I eat this bowl of rice for the iron column, the iron column will eventually die.

Because "I" love "Iron Pillar", so I can't let her die alone, I will accompany her at the last moment of her life.

I don't like you. You are not the cup of tea I want. (Long Ganwei 2' s lines)