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What does Han Zhongli belong to? thank you

Han Zhongli, surnamed Li Zhong, single name, from Yantai. Some people say that he lived in the Han Dynasty, while others say that he was born in the Five Dynasties. Han Zhongli was just born, just like a three-year-old child, with round head, broad forehead, deep eye sockets, long eyebrows, high nose, thick ears, big mouth and red face. On the seventh day, he ate like a big boy and ran so fast that no child could catch up with him. Later, he grew into a general. He was defeated in a war. He escaped on his horse alone. Under the guidance of a foreign monk, I got to know Mr. Lehua wearing white deer fur and holding a green plum stick, and learned the method of cultivating immortality from him. He also got the guidance of the immortals such as Huayang Zhenren and Wang, and finally became an immortal and settled in the abode of fairies and immortals in Hefeng. One summer, the weather was unbearable, and Han Zhong was too hot to be topless. I heard that Qixingyan in Guilin is not only fun, but also cool, so he went to Guilin for a trip. Han Zhongli came to Qixingyan excitedly. He was about to enter the cave with many tourists, but he was stopped outside by a group of guards. The old man who had been playing in the cave was also driven out. It is said that the uncles of the two countries are coming to play, and the people should avoid it. Everyone listened and held their breath. Han Zhongli thought, I have to take it out on everyone, uncle of the two countries, so that you will not only lose face, but also lose face! It turned out to be Cao's second child, and everyone called him Cao Er. This Cao Er has a younger sister, who became a imperial concubine and called herself uncle of the two countries. At the moment, he swaggered into the cave to play. Han Zhongli raised his sunflower fan and gently aimed it at him. "Hoo!" A gust of wind made Cao Erlian retreat ten steps and fell to the ground, and all the tourists burst into laughter. People hurried to help Cao Er, and an eagle-eyed man said, "Look, Uncle Guo Da is coming." "Second brother, if you come to play, how can you drive everyone away?" Han Zhongli heard this, saying that this great uncle is very different from Cao Er. Cao Er was furious: "Brother, ordinary people stink all over, I'm afraid of being smoked!" As he spoke, he walked forward again, and caffey stumbled again. Cao Er retreated ten steps and fell down again. This time, he saw clearly that a fat man was making trouble, so he pointed to Han Zhongli and cursed: "Beggar, how dare you have a hard time with my uncle?" Han Zhongli said with a smile, "You play yours, I play mine, and rule out the river." "Then, then why did you fan me with a broken fan?" "Strange. I fanned a fan. How did you fall? Cao Er was even more angry: "I, I'll fight, you and you, go away! "My uncle came to see the mountains and rivers. Play Qixingyan, Nanxi Mountain and Chuanshan today; See Duxiufeng, Diecai Mountain and Elephant Trunk Mountain tomorrow; Visit Huashan Mountain, Lianbi Peak and Moon Mountain the day after tomorrow. You are not allowed to play in these places for three days! " The tourists were very angry after hearing this. Han Zhongli said, "That won't do! You are too overbearing! " Cao Er said, "Overbearing? Hum, somebody, grab him and take the fan away! " Grandpa stopped loudly: "Don't arrest people, don't bully people!" " "Well, did you collude with this fat man to embarrass me?" Just then, Han Zhong came forward and said, "Guilin landscape is for everyone to play. Don't be afraid, everyone, go into the cave, I am here! " The tourists got bold and went all the way in. The guards tried to stop them, but Han Zhong slapped them a few times and they fell far away. Cao Er was so angry that he personally came to arrest Han Zhongli. Han Zhong slapped a few times and fell far away. Cao Er was so angry that he personally came to arrest Han Zhongli. Han Zhongli strode into the cave, followed by Cao Er, and his uncle followed Cao Er: "Second brother, stop! Stop it! " Cao Er didn't listen. The farther Han Zhongli went into the cave, the cooler he felt. With a wave of his hand, the fan flew out and stuck to the stone wall. Han Zhongli stopped and turned and said, "Cao Er, if you can take off my fan, we will all go out. Play by yourself. " Cao Er thought, it's not easy. He went forward and dug hard, but his fingers were bleeding. It's no use. The sunflower fan is still clinging to the stone wall. "Second brother, stop digging, you are making people laugh!" Big uncle advised. "You, you, bend your arms outward!" Cao Er, in the laughter of all, had no choice but to slip away with his guards. Han Zhongli and the tourists just played happily in the cave for a while and had a very intimate conversation with his uncle. Later, this great uncle became a member of the Eight Immortals, and people called him Cao Guojiu. He touched the sunflower fan left by Han Zhong and took it down. But until now, the impression of sunflower fan still remains on the stone wall of Qixingyan in Guilin. If you don't believe that you travel to Guilin and look for the stone wall opposite the "rice mortar" in Qixingyan, you will definitely see the mark of the sunflower fan, which is as black as paint. Probably because of the age, the impression of the fan handle is gone, so people call it "the sunflower fan without handle"

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