Three and a half funny lines for kindergarten class

1. Xiao Ming: Teacher, why do you like to eat books? Teacher: Eat books? I have never eaten a book before. Xiao Ming: But you say you want to "eat" in the study every day.

2. Xiaohua: Teacher, I feel very relaxed today. Teacher: Why? Xiaohua: Because I put the books in my schoolbag into someone else’s schoolbag.

3. Xiao Ming: Teacher, do you know why pigs can fly? Teacher: I don’t know, tell me why. Xiao Ming: Because they go to heaven!

4. Xiaohua: Teacher, do you like listening to music? Teacher: Of course I do. Xiaohua: Then can you dance? Teacher: Yes. Xiaohua: Then come with me and let’s dance together - "Little Apple".

5. Xiao Ming: Teacher, do you know when it is most likely to forget to brush your teeth? Teacher: I don’t know, when? Xiao Ming: When I go to bed at night.

6. Xiaohua: Teacher, do you believe in ghosts? Teacher: Don’t believe it, ghosts only exist in our imagination. Xiaohua: Then how do you explain what I saw last night?

7. Xiao Ming: Teacher, do you know why sea water is salty? Teacher: Why? Xiao Ming: Because the fish pees in it!