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Why can't we go to fairy tales? Did you have a breakdown? ~! ! !
People's eyes crossed each other. In this (invisible), the short old man suddenly grabbed his big hand and vanity, and the white things around the woman Qian Qian suddenly exclaimed. His whole body was involuntarily caught by an invisible force and directly thrown into the valley from outside. As soon as the man entered the valley, he suddenly burst into nine sharp voices and immediately echoed around the valley. But when he saw countless dead weeds on the ground in the valley, it was almost a blink of an eye, and a large number of red spots emerged, dense. Dense, at first glance, extremely terrible. "Brother! ! "Qian Qin shook his body, suddenly turned around, looked at the man with the sword sect and said at the top of his lungs," Elder, why is this? " ! ! "Just when Qian Qin blurted out, those red dots that had been all over the floor suddenly moved and turned into a huge hongyun, making a violent sound and rushing directly to the white youth who was thrown into the valley. It's too fast, like a big red electric cloud. In the blink of an eye, the boy in white was wrapped up all over. At this time, this scene made the valley outside lively. Except the two elders with swords, everyone appeared in front of everyone for this shocking picture. I saw countless red spots outside the white boy's body, directly breaking his clothes and drilling into his body along his skin. He was dressed in white and covered in blood. The squeal of the abnormal screams, constantly coming from his mouth, severe pain, so that this person constantly scratches the whole body skin with both hands, a series of deep bone scratches, in this person, everywhere. His body, on the ground of the valley, rolled and struggled violently, and his eyes showed deep despair and unimaginable resentment. "Brother ~ ~" Qian qian a shock. There was a weak smile on his face. At the moment, almost all the red dots in the valley. All the appearance, crazy into the white man's body, the man's eyes, gradually dim, the sound of screams, also slowly weak. This scene, born quickly, but has a considerable impact, convenient for the people around you, and his face is ugly. Guo Xingyi clenched his sword, thoughtfully for a moment, and glanced at Qian Qin. There is a trace of murder. "Today is because of me. If Qian Qin's brother hadn't died, there wouldn't be any hatred between us, but now ~ ~" As for another woman who called Guo Xing as a master elder brother, she looked pale and covered her mouth. She wanted to do something. Her body was shaking, and she was obviously frightened by this scene. Only the blue shirt man who flattered Guo Xingyi in his speech had no discomfort on his face. On the contrary, he looked at the scene in the valley and was intoxicated. Shi Fang, the elder of Luoda Jianzong, smiled and said to the short old man around him, "It seems that we don't have to kill E any more. This man attracts most of the nine mite insects. " The short old man smiled huskily and said, "The forbidden magic of martial brother is the best place here, but don't leave your hand. You and I have taken this golden fruit, and we have to go back to Jianzong to restore our lives! " Stone laughed, without saying anything, patted the storage bag directly, and a red jade card immediately appeared in his hand. The man rubbed his left finger into a sword, suddenly pointed at it and spat: "swords are forbidden!" Open it! " When this remark came out, yu zhen immediately buzzed and sold out instantly, just like a red mountain, and rushed into the valley directly. At the moment when Yujian entered the valley, the buzz on them suddenly rang loudly, and at the same time. But when I saw the red silk thread floating out of the jade slips, I ate a meal at once, but after hearing a muffled sound, the main slip immediately began to creep strangely, almost in the blink of an eye, and its peristalsis immediately accelerated. In the end, it seems to melt and become countless red filaments. Suddenly, it spread and rushed at the white man struggling slightly above the ground. Red is extremely fast, in the blink of an eye. When Xun approached the white man, he didn't get into his fairy, but these interconnected tails quickly spread out to form a red net, wrapping the white man together with dozens of feet around him. At this time, Shi Fang, a veteran of the Luoda Jianzong Sect, flashed his eyes and shouted, "Seal!" As soon as the word' Feng' was exported, it became popular on the Internet. Suddenly flashes of red lightning, scratching sound, the whole red online, suddenly appeared countless red electro-optical runes, many combined with this network, forming a very tight seal. After this, the short old man takes the lead. Stepping into the valley, at the moment when his body entered the valley, it was in the hay on the ground in the valley. There was a roar immediately, and then. Another red dot rushed out, but the number was small. The short old man looked as usual and raised his right hand. With the flick of five fingers, every time a finger pops up, there is a firm but gentle roar, which surprises us. During the shuttle process, a large number of red dots dissipate. In fact, if there are too many worms in Jiuli, the cultivation of the short elders will be troublesome even if they want to deal with it. (Invisible) There aren't many worms left. He can handle it. Naturally, it looks extremely easy. Luo Jian sent the elder Shi Fang to move his body and float directly into the valley with his help. Except for the nine-mile worm on the ground that was sealed in the white man's body, the insects outside disappeared immediately after a few breaths. The third person who stepped into the valley was Guo Xing's uncle, an old man in the apotheosis period, and then the rest. As for Qian Qin, the anger on his face has disappeared at the moment, and there is only a terrible calm. The short old man waved his last shock wave. After smashing the only remaining nine-mile worm, my eyes lit up and landed on a big golden flower dozens of feet away. "Lu, you go to pick the golden fruit! "The short old man's voice is full of irresistible majesty. This is Lu, an old man in the deified period. As soon as he heard the elder say this, he immediately claimed that he was, and hurried forward to pick the golden fruit. However, at this moment, suddenly a breeze blew slowly from outside the valley. It is not surprising that the wind is blowing in the valley, only the sound of grass colliding. However, this wind, blowing on the old stone man in Rhoda and the short old man in Jianzong, has changed their faces as never before! ! Stone suddenly turned back, his eyes burst into fine mans, staring straight at the valley. As for the short old man, his face suddenly darkened, his right hand was on the storage bag, his eyes were exposed and he looked out of the valley. This action of the two of them immediately caused the change of the true qi in the valley. At that time, a smell of Xiao kill, enveloped around. As a result, the old man surnamed Lu, who was about to pick the golden fruit, suddenly stopped, and his eyes showed disbelief. As for several other people, they are all the same, except that woman, Qian Qin, looks calm and looks at the white man who is no longer struggling on the ground in the distance and is obviously dead, silent, as if everything around her has nothing to do with her. "Which friends come here, don't be spooky ... Elder Shi Fang of Rhoda Sword Sect, still hope that Taoist friends will give you more advice! "Stone was a little silent. Drink it. He and the short old man looked at each other and saw the indecision in each other's eyes. At the moment when the wind blew just now, he noticed almost immediately that the feeling that had existed since he entered the northern boundary of this place suddenly increased countless times. At first, it was like feeling a fierce beast in the distance, but immediately, the feeling suddenly changed, like that fierce beast. Right in front of your eyes. This drastic change immediately shocked the stone and the short old man. A thick cloud of gray gas emerged slowly from outside the valley. This gray gas is so rich that it is impossible to see its internal details. It swayed outside the valley and stood still. At the moment when the gray gas appeared, the stone face was ugly to the extreme. "Who is your Excellency? "At the moment the sullen short old man, said quietly. His voice just fell and he didn't wait for an answer. Shout at once and put your right hand on the storage bag. Then, a uranium mirror suddenly appeared in his hand. The man threw it behind him, and the mirror suddenly took off, became bigger in the wind, and suddenly became three feet in size, emitting bursts of green light on it, directly covering the gray gas. At the moment when the short old man took out his magic weapon. That stone party has cooperated with this man for many years and has a very tacit understanding. He almost didn't hesitate, immediately pinched his hands, and the sword behind him suddenly roared out. Standing opposite its head, there is a huge sword shadow, which is illusory. "chop! Stone party drinks! On the occasion of the elder's hand, Lu, a deified elder, immediately rushed to Jinguo. After all, he practiced for a long time and knew how to seize the opportunity. At this time, he was not far from Jinguo, and in a flash, he approached. The light of the bronze mirror, like imprisonment, covers the dust. At the same time, the stone sword roared down from nine days ago, and before the sword fell, there was the sound of surprises whistling, echoing the world. The sword school of Daluo Dynasty, which is famous for its sword, is naturally powerful. Just! At the moment when the shock wave surprises were cut off, the gray gas suddenly moved. It was Malik Pentium, like a raging wave. In an instant, the gray gas suddenly rushed forward, and suddenly, it broke through everything. Filled the whole valley. Under this rush, it comes from gray gas. There is a cold voice. "How can the light of fireflies win glory under the bright moon!" The voice was cold and indifferent, and the moment it fell on everyone's ears, it immediately shocked people in the valley. The green light above the gray gas suddenly collapsed and became numerous bruises, which dissipated around. The bronze mirror in mid-air came with a click and collapsed! Stone cuts sword, collapse! Text Chapter 5 1 1 War! The elders of the Luoda Sword Sect, Shi Fang, the dwarf, the old man and both of them spit out blood almost at the same time, and their bodies burst one after another, leaving several deep footprints on the ground under the pedal. Every time you leave a footprint, the earth will tremble slightly. When the gray gas spread, a sword-like mans roared out. Its goal is not to take the second elder with the sword, but to seize the deified monk Lu of Yao Jinguo! Lu's face changed greatly. He knew that it was better to retreat than to act, and he teleported immediately without hesitation. Although within the northern boundary of this place, the danger of teleportation is great, but at the moment, he has no second choice, but he sees twisted ripples around his body, and his figure is about to disappear. However, under the impact of gray gas, there was a cold hum. Hum, the gray gas suddenly approached, actually directly penetrated the distorted space ripple, directly surprised and entered, almost in the blink of an eye, then braked and rushed into Lu's body, which was about to teleport away. , you! "Lu face big change, was about to speak, but then, its body in an instant, like a sphere, crazy inflation. This scene, too weird, but seeing Lu's body, almost instantly, it expanded to the limit, only to hear a loud bang, and the monk who opened the sword turned over, and in this way, it collapsed. Bang, bang, bang "The voice echoing in the valley is still coming. In the sky, a lot of flesh and blood have been spilled and fallen to the ground. A faint layer of blood fog gradually pervaded around. In this blood fog, a figure dressed in purple, slowly, from outside the valley, into! This man's head is very long, and his face hanging casually behind his head is not handsome, but he has a lot of feelings. Above the fingertips of his right hand, there are two gray gases hovering between his fingers like two little dragons. On this man's waist, there is a purple token engraved on it; With a "seven" word! The appearance of Wang Lin made the valley quiet! Guo, pale, without any blood, his body was trembling, and his right hand was holding the flying sword. He didn't even know that his fingertips were white. Her school sister, even more frightened, finally couldn't bear it, covering her mouth, squatting down and vomiting, and her face was as white as paper. As for the blue boy who is obviously not a disciple of Jianzong, he was intoxicated by the color in his eyes, and even he took a few deep breaths of this blood fog. Except for three people, the woman named Qian Qin was uncertain, hesitant and struggling. These young disciples are naturally inferior to Shi Fang and the short old man because of their lack of self-cultivation and concentration. Although the two of them were stunned and dark, their faces didn't show too many clues, just ugly. Wang Lin looked dull, and his eyes swept through the crowd. Then his right hand seems to be a random empty finger. Suddenly, in the valley, dusty gas slowly floated out of the minced meat and quickly condensed together. Into a large gray fog, toward Wang Lin's right hand vanity condensation points out. A large amount of gray gas gathered and turned into a gray sphere in a blink of an eye, shrouded in clouds, as if containing some magical substance, which made people's eyes completely lost. Wang Lin's eyes were glassy and his right hand was pinched at random. Suddenly, this gray sphere began to fluctuate from the inside. Under this fluctuation, the ball suddenly shrinks and eventually becomes only the size of a fingernail. When it was opened, the ball had disappeared without a trace. "Tian Yunzong, purple is old seven, Wang Lin! "Pick up the sword sent the elders stone looked at the purple token on Wang Lin's waist, and then stared at Wang Lin and said. Wang Lin took back his right hand, glanced at the stone with cold eyes and said, "Answer me a question. Today, I will let you keep one! ""As if hearing a big joke, the stone carver laughed, holding the tactic in his right hand and looking up at the sky. Suddenly, from the empty sheath behind, a strong firm but gentle flash suddenly appeared, turning blue and soaring into the sky. Wang Lin, although you are in the middle stage of baby transformation, today, the two of us are practicing in the early stage of baby transformation. Besides, I picked up the sword and the treasure. Even if you can kill it, you will get hurt. Then, after half a month, I'll see how you get there! " Stone sneer at. He had heard a little about the list of going to the Demon Gate in the East China Sea this year before he came. It is said that Wang Lin, a new disciple of Tianyunzong, will be one of the candidates this time. When he saw Wang Lin, he decided to gamble! He bet that Wang Lin would not act rashly, so as not to hurt himself under the full counterattack, thus affecting his trip to the East China Sea. The little old man said a word from beginning to end after Wang Lin appeared, but his eyes were fixed on Wang Lin. At this time, when he heard the sound of the stone, his heart suddenly let out a cry of darkness. According to his observation, this man is by no means the kind of person who cares about the past. Instead of having time to talk nonsense with this person here, it is better to act immediately, seize the opportunity, take his two babies as the first step and make one baby a middle step. The short old man gritted his teeth, his body suddenly moved, his right hand patted the storage bag and immediately held a red flag in his hand. A shake, a large piece of red breath immediately spread from the flag, and instantly covered his whole body. "Go to hell! "The short old man with a drink, his hands pinched tactic in bloody breath, suddenly a hard beat forward, suddenly a few huge red handprints, instantly come out in the blood, with a thick bloody breath, roared towards Wang Lin. At the same time, he bit the tip of his tongue and spat out a big mouthful of Shen Yuan Xue Jing. The color of blood is golden. As soon as the blood appeared, he immediately read a spell in his mouth, which sounded like a ghost, but it was an invisible force, as if it suddenly fell from the sky and was swallowed by a ghost! "After the spell, the short old man's eyes immediately brightened and he drank loudly. In front of him, the golden mirror of Yuan God immediately started to creep strangely, and almost disappeared in the air in the blink of an eye. At the moment it dissipated, behind the short old man, Ran Lan appeared a vague and illusory head ten feet in size. This head is very big, black all over, without a head, like an evil spirit, especially eyes. Although illusory, it seems to be real, giving people a cold mountain. As soon as this head appeared, there was a roar left, directly from the short six; The old man behind him flew out and rushed towards Wang Linchong! "Make moves! ! "The short old man drinks heavily. Stone a grind teeth, rather than the right hand vanity choke tactic, suddenly cut off, behind the scabbard flashing blue sword light, suddenly out of the shock of heaven and earth sword mans, suddenly rushed out, like a ferocious xiao dragon, toward wang Lin directly tear away. At the same time, this stone carving still makes people feel uncertain. He bit the tip of his tongue and spit out Shen Yuan Xue Jing. Then he sat cross-legged, grabbed his right hand and put it in front of him, swept his Xue Jing in his palm, and then with a growl, suddenly patted his forehead. But when I heard a bang, the stone body shook and a green light flashed from its natural spirit. In the green light, the stone god suddenly came out of his body. This man's Yuan Shen was out of body experience, and his mouth was open, shining with dazzling light. Castle Peak has become a flying sword with willow leaves only the length of fingers. He gathered his flying friends, cut off the sword before chasing, and rushed towards Wang Lin's lightning. "Go to hell!" These two elders born in the early stage of baby change are desperate at the moment! Wang Lin looks as usual, standing in the same place, his eyes haven't changed at all. His foot took a step forward, his right hand was raised, vanity was pressed, and black thorns suddenly appeared above his thumb. Silent fingers! At first glance, all souls are dying! At first glance, all the weeds in the valley suddenly turned brown, and even the leaves that had withered before now collapsed instantly. This collapse is not the surface, but even the roots deep in the upper soil collapse instantly. The blood-red handprint that fell madly towards Wang Lin first fell head-on on Wang Lin's thumb without any pause, and the blood handprint immediately fell apart and collapsed! If it just collapses, it will not show the power of silence! But when I saw the handprint collapse into countless red pieces, it was originally cut back under the collapse trend, but it didn't retreat far, so it was cut off by Machamp in the silent finger, and it actually came back in the opposite direction, all condensed on Wang Lin's thumb. This scene was born soon. To outsiders, that's Lin's thumb. At the moment he pressed the bloody handprint, he completely absorbed it. Above the thumb, his blood suddenly became sticky. Absorbing the strength of blood and hands, Yulin's eyes were cold, and his thumb didn't stop, but it was faster. He stepped forward and directly crossed the sword of stone, pointing at the huge gloomy eyebrows. The ghost's eyes flashed a rare mans. At the moment when Wang Lin clicked his thumb, he opened his mouth and swallowed Wang Lin's thumb in one gulp. "Hey," Wang Lin's eyes lit up and a smile appeared on her mouth. He whispered, "since you want to swallow it, eat it over there!" " Said, and his thumb suddenly flashing red mans, before absorbing the bloody fingerprints of the Force, in an instant, all were sucked into the ghost head by Wang Lin. At the same time, the silent finger itself contains a trace of extinct creatures, and it is also crazy to integrate into it. The ghost's head swelled instantly and let out a sob. It stood back crazily. However, before quitting three zhangs, it completely collapsed with a bang. The incarnation of the core memorial of this short old man's life was destroyed, and his face turned pale. He shook his body and spit out a big mouthful of blood. His eyes showed fear and he turned and ran away without saying anything. He's really scared! Ghost swallowing is a heavenly skill, which he once used with a monk in the middle of the baby's transformation. Although the monk in the middle stage of the baby's transformation was finally cracked, the process was extremely thrilling, far less understated than that of Wang Lin. How can he not run?
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