How many jokes can you make by cleaning ibm and Microsoft?

1, Wukong asked, "Master, if you have any beautiful women, please recite the scriptures. Look, what should I read? "

The Tang Priest said with a smile, "Of course, I read: serious!"

2. Boss: "This necklace of yours is very good, and it looks better than mine."

Guest: "Haha, I dare not be a fool."

Boss: "Why don't you dare to come to the pawnshop?"

Tell some views of my good friend Chen to another friend. "Mr. Chen has something to say", "Mr. Chen thinks" and "Mr. Chen is doing it for your own good".

Hearing this, my friend suddenly said, "Ai Qing doesn't have to say anything. I have my own opinion."

4. Me: "I ate something bad last night and ran to the toilet all night."

He: "How can you eat so casually?"

5. Q: Under what circumstances did China Mobile become China Unicom?

A: Brother's question seems simple, but it actually contains profound philosophy of life. I carefully checked a lot of information and found that when I took out the mobile card in my mobile phone and put it in Unicom card, my mobile phone was inexplicably changed from mobile to Unicom. I hope I can help you.

The dining car on the train came for the sixth time, still shouting "just cooked lunch". I took a look and jokingly said to the master, you have been pushing this thing for three hours and just cooked it. !

I heard his angry answer: "The chef's name is Xiaogang."