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Why is India willing to include human manure and cow dung in GDP?

Indians are a people with strong self-esteem, and they like to compare with others. For example, in the contest with China, Indians can be said to have used it? Wild power? , all aspects should be compared. GDP can reflect a country's economic strength. Indians who are not to be outdone will certainly strive to increase GDP, even anything that can be counted as GDP. There is also a reason to count feces in GDP.

First of all, after Indian Prime Minister Modi took office, he promised the rapid development of India's economy. The higher the GDP, the more foreign enterprises will be attracted to India to attract investment, thus promoting economic growth.

For this reason, Indians are also very hard. In India, cows are gods. They believe that cows are their gods. Everything on cows is precious, including cow dung. Cow dung can be dried as fuel and used as fuel in industrial production. Using manure can really improve economic value, because it will reduce the purchase of fuel, and it is reasonable to count this money into GDP.

Secondly, manure is also a natural fertilizer. You should know that India is not as developed as China in this respect, and almost all their fertilizers are imported. And there are so many cows and other animals in India, plus human excrement, which adds up to many tons. It's perfect to use these manure as fertilizer. India has a large area of cultivated land. You know, manure is not as effective as chemical fertilizer in fertilizing land. Manure, after all, is excrement and is not rich in nutrients, so Indian crops are not as developed as China compared with China.

But it is undeniable that Indians just don't want to be poor and backward, but the way of doing things needs to be improved. Relying solely on feces will not greatly increase the country's GDP, but will create jokes for others.