Two jokes

When Napoleon visited the army, he usually asked the soldiers three questions: how old are you, how long have you been in the army, and whether your parents are still alive. A Swedish soldier didn't know French, so the officer taught him three answers in advance. Napoleon did come, but somehow, the order of this question changed:

"How long have you been in the army?" "22 years!"

"How old are you this year?" "3 months!"

Napoleon was extremely depressed: (Napoleon was shocked)

"Either you are crazy or I am …" he announced. ("Either you are crazy or I am," he declared)

"Both, sir!" The Swedish soldier replied proudly. ("both, sir!") Swedes proudly shouted)