A village meeting, due to homophonic, the village head said: "Rabbits, shrimps, don't paste melons, pickles are too expensive." What's below .........

The original paragraph is: In a meeting in a village, the village head said, "Rabbits, shrimps, don't paste melons, pickles are too expensive." Comrades and villagers, don't talk, the meeting is now. The host said, "Sausage and melon for pickles." (Now, please ask the township head to speak). The township head said, "Rabbits, shrimps, the dog ate today's meal, and everyone is a big tortoise." Comrades and villagers, today's meal is enough. Let's make a big bowl.

The following is the related introduction of homophonic:

Homophonic means that homophonic or near-homophonic words are used to replace the original words, resulting in interesting figures of speech. Specifically:

harmonic rhythm.

a harmonious voice.

words have the same or similar phonology.

a rhetorical method. From Song Song Yao's "Send to Yuan Gou Book Wu Changqing": Every auspicious day and evening, homophonic and graceful.

Homophony is a figure of speech that makes use of the homophone or homophone condition of Chinese characters to replace the original word with homophone or homophone. Widely used in riddles. However, homophony is also easy to cause misunderstandings between listeners. There are many kinds of games derived from homophonic sounds, among which the Japanese language Luhe is famous.

for the above information, please refer to Baidu Encyclopedia-Homophony.