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This is grandpa's funny quotation.

Grandpa: Oh, Brother Xiong, are you going through menopause?

Brother Bear: Oh, Dad, I still have my period.

Grandpa: Your period? Where is your period?

Yu Xia: Grandpa, you still don't think it's noisy upstairs, do you? Stop knocking.

Grandpa: If you want to argue with everyone, who is afraid of who ~

Summer: Grandpa, if you don't promise soon, the photographer and director will be moved to their knees later.

Grandpa: Well, how do you feed the photographer? We are acting now. What are you doing here? Well, don't think I'll be soft-hearted if I let him do this.

Grandpa: I will change my name to shameless Xia Liu and bring my magic postscript.

Summer: Grandpa, you take Xia Mei's pot cover.

Grandpa: Even this kind of thing is shameful now.

Grandpa: Did you just say that beautiful women are like clouds ~ ~ ~

Moxibustion: = _ = Is a master like a cloud. . .

Scissors (Moxibustion Lai): the military Kaonashi of the Yenara family.

Grandpa: Kaonashi!

Scissors: It's strange that he only brought two attendants.

Grandpa: Two waiters!

Scissors: Kaonashi is a literary genius, not a military commander.

Grandpa (dancing): Not a military commander, but a literary talent!

Brother Bear: Dad, you are a parrot.

Xiong Xiong: It's strange that the Yehenala family should send a faceless strategist. It's too humiliating for us.

Grandpa (continue): What a pity!

Grandpa: 1 19 Feed the ambulance!

Brother Bear: Are you sick? Are you going to faint?

Grandpa: No, I still have many lines to say.

Grandpa: Hello 1 19 Oh, come on.

Grandpa: Ah, where is what? My house! Where ... (the phone hangs up ...)

Brother Xiong seems to have said something. ..

Grandpa answered the phone: hello 1 19, ah, there are two people now. Ah, where is it? My house! Where is it? (The phone hangs up again)

Think with your head. No brain uses cerebellum, no cerebellum uses medulla oblongata. Don't bother yourself.

Grandpa: "Don't be coquetry there. You think I don't know what you're thinking? I can't stand a Xia Meiling against Warrior Lanling. Even you love this ant now. In this way, grandpa also came to the underworld to find a blue-faced fangs with three heads and six arms to be your pawn. "

Ren: "Grandpa, don't do this."

Grandpa: "Flash"

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Ren: "Grandpa, did I mention that she wants to know you?"

Ah, you are pregnant again. I am going to be a grandfather again. The child's father is the child's grandfather.

I'm cursing .. Why are you sitting so comfortable?

Leadership, what big and small things, led you to come here with great fanfare, but also led us to lose sight of it.

Grandpa: Not only did he look mean before he died, but he will look even meaner after he died. Throw him on the floor so as not to dirty the sofa.

A Xian: Grandpa, help me prepare mung bean powder and urine for the boy, so that I can get better faster, but don't do anything! Must be a real virgin!

Grandpa: A chord is very cheap! Bitches have their own cheap tricks. What he said should be true.

May: Grandpa! What time is it now? Where did you get the virgin?

Y: Yes! Unlike me!

Grandpa: Sorry, I am!

Y: That. . . (referring to Brother Xiong)

Bear: Dad!

Grandpa: Just kidding ~

Grandpa: What are you afraid of? Xia Liu and I are not afraid of anything! Let's go . . There are many bubbles. Look (holding the bottle of urine) ~ If it is sweet, I have diabetes.

A string: they don't know, grandpa, I'm afraid, you really have to pee!

May: Grandpa! Why do you pee less than your little brother? What a small bottle!

Grandpa: The old man's bladder was weak, and his urine split and dripped on his shoes, leaking half.

Moxibustion Dance: Grandpa, where do you want to go for your holiday?

Grandpa: I want to see your aunt ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Y: It's after one o'clock. I have to change first. I'm going to school.

Bear: Oh.

May: Wow (watching grandpa open his "room")

Bear: Dad, which floor are you going to?

Grandpa: It's the third floor of the basement!

Day: No, I still don't worry, Mom. Please take it to the ancient tomb hospital because of a cold. I'll see who did it.

Bear: If you ask me to bring cold, I'll bring cold. My mother, I'm not your courier!

Grandpa: Brother Xiong, is it useful to have so many babies? Nobody listens to you.

Grandpa: Hey, this child is really affectionate in summer. I must have inherited my affectionate seeds.

Dead man: Huh?

Grandpa: What are you looking at? Big eyes, will they be bigger than me?

Dead man: no, no, my eyes are so small ~ sorry.

Grandpa said, "Dead man, what do you drink?" Why didn't I?

The dead man said, I will buy you Boba milk tea.

Grandpa said, it's the big one around the corner. ..

Grandpa: I say you know, you say you know, you say you don't understand, you pretend you know.

Grandpa: Hurry up, I'm going to rush over and kill him. It's up to you to die ... it's up to me to die ... Ah, I'm dead ... I'm a temperamental old man. .......

Grandpa: Yes, you are just too nervous. In fact, looking at faces in summer is not short-lived, and lucky people have their own natural features. (The dead man is coming, and Grandpa points to the dead man) Look at this face. You'd better not look at it. The more you look at it, the worse it gets ... Really, I'm going out again (to match the voice, I walked up to the dead man and said) Alas (and then left). ..

Grandpa: (looking for oh, yi, yi, oh) I remember, too. Come on, (running to the cameraman) Why are you again? Why did you come to our house again? (The photographer is puzzled: the director asked me to come) Does anyone have such a big mobile phone pendant? (Grandpa says to Brother Xiong, Xiaomei and Yu Xia) Ouwai!

Grandpa: Brother Xiong, where is Zhenzi?

Policeman: I see. You won't leave me alone, will you? I know a lot of your secrets, and you will kill me.

Xiong Xiong: No, how is that possible? We ... Dad, there is no Zhen Zi. Please help me, hurry up!

Grandpa: What help?

Yu Xia: Rewind and delete!

Grandpa: Oh … (pointing to Brother Bear) Iris …

Brother Bear: Not me, Dad!

A policeman: Don't ... Don't mess around.

Grandpa: Iris … I left it behind.

Brother Xiong: Outside the iris!

ERASEREWIND→ external aperture → rewind to delete memory.

Grandpa: Which guest? Sit inside!

Brother Bear: Xia Mei, come here! (Grandpa: Yes! )

Xia Mei: Who are you? !

Yu Xia: Grandpa!

Brother Bear: Dad, how can you push down Yu Xia? !

Grandpa: When did he go?

Grandpa said, "I am also disturbed by my sports." You two, fall in love. "

Cold health said: What about summer?

Grandpa said, "Plus summer, love triangle",

Mei Mei: I'm back, Han and Xiu. Why are you two together? "

Grandpa said, "And you, love in four corners, plus a soldier, Lan Ling, love in five corners, have to negotiate outside and kill each other. Don't let me see you."

Han: "You came back, didn't you wait for summer?"

Mei Mei: "My little brother left early. You two wait here. I'm going up. "

Hugh: Han, wait here while I go out and look for it.

Then I fixed it, and when I looked at it, I twisted my face and faced my grandfather.

Grandpa: It's just the two of us in the room, and we're in love.

Grandpa: What? ! You call me dirty? ! .

Grandpa: You are the dirty one! ! .

Grandpa: No. I'm Xia Liu. ......

Forked man 10 looked at grandpa in amazement. .....

Grandpa: "long time no see, that dead man ... alas ~ I'm so bored without him ~ ~ I really miss him."

Bear: "Dad, just let me know if you want to drink ~"

Grandpa: "I think, this time, the old monster of Yehenala's family really preached."

Bear: "What?"

Grandpa: "There really is a magnet in the underworld ... (omitted in the middle) Don't underestimate it. This stone was used by the goddess to mend the sky. It has infinite mysterious power. The energy of the whole universe is the source, which can be continuously supplied, just like solar energy. "

Bear: "Dad, when did you become so learned? I know neither physics nor chemistry. "

Grandpa: "If you don't understand, you should learn more ... be careful ... There is a saying that after listening to Xia Liu, Bao Junsheng will study for ten years."

..... warrior LanLing after a bunch of questions. ..........

Grandpa: "Why should I tell you? Who knows if you are a spy? You are a waiter now, pouring wine. "

Jason Ska asked, "Do you know who I am?"

Grandpa said, "You are so close to me that you want to fight with me?"

Scar Jason "says it more clearly"

Then grandpa pushed him away and said, "You came to my house and wanted to tease me."

Grandpa: get out of the way and change to shrimp (with extended sound) ... why didn't the leader inform me earlier so that I could have time to get a haircut, shave and take a bath and change into a tuxedo? Summer said, can you talk so close?

Grandpa said: Jason Scar taught me to listen more clearly.

A minute later

Grandpa: I have become cross-eyed.

Summer: I'm already cross-eyed

Grandpa was crushed by the dead and said, "Dead man! Confucius said: Men and women can't tell the difference between giving and receiving! "

Grandpa: "I don't believe that Ciaran De Xingflow has never done anything bad in his life. Why is he being punished on my daughter and grandson now? " I know, it's all for you. I just hugged you tightly! I even fucked you to protect you. (coquetry) That's disgusting. Oh, I don't want it, I hate it! ..."

Feng ghost appeared.

Grandfather said, "If only the younger one would come," and then turned to Feng ghost and said, "I can't cure you anymore!" After putting up Feng ghost's dragon seal, he said to the leader, "He is my grandson, and we seem to have the same surname ..."

When the leader came, grandpa said, "Long live the leader, long live the leader. Kneel down and kowtow, which made him confused in summer."

Grandfather danced with the martyrs: "Peas grind to and fro, peas grind to and fro, magic warriors ..."

Grandpa finished the phone call and said to Xia, "Why are you there than Archie?" ? How can I show my love when I am so cool? "

After listening to grandpa, Xia said, "Grandpa, I know you want it."

Grandpa glared at him and said, "You mean I don't have love?"

Grandpa sent them to save Bing Xin, picked up the phone: I'm hungry, I'm hungry, my father starved to death, then paused, and then said: Oh, this is a pizza delivery phone, wrong ~

Xia Mei: It's all you, old baby. Why did you make my little light light blue extinct? If something happens to my little light light blue, I will never forgive you! Hum, run

Grandpa: Xia Mei won't forgive you if anything happens to that Lanling warrior.

Brother Bear: Oh, I really won't forgive me. Then I paused and said to my grandfather, Dad, it seems that you suggested it. How can you blame me?

Grandpa: You lobby the warrior Lanling to be extinct, and I'll be fine ~

Grandpa: "I asked you to discuss the results yesterday, and the results ... still have no results ... I'm going to find the team leader ... I'm ... I want to live ..."

When I mentioned Lanling chop in Warrior Lanling, I said that the weapon was called amnesia. ..

When educating Xia Mei, he also said ... if you have no knowledge, you should have common sense ... if you have no common sense, you should have TV ... on TV. ..

Mind and body are not completely combined, which is a bit confusing. He is obviously Yu Xia, but I don't know why, he looks so girly (pay attention to the tone) ~ ~ ~

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first day of the month

Dadong: Let's wait and see! ! ! ˉ∶ˉ

Arthur: megalomaniac, you are ready to fight.

Dadong: Really? ˉ。 ˉ!

two

Dadong: Well, I won't hide it now.

Actually, I have a secret to tell you.

namely ...

I'm an alien ~ ~ ~ ~ huh? Hoo hoo? ˉ∶ˉ┆

[Crow flies over ~ ~ Whoa whoa whoa ~ ~ Ice]

Sorry ~ ~ ~ ~

It doesn't seem very funny, does it?

thirds

Hugh: We power walkers are born with the ability to cultivate power.

Dadong: No wonder I think I can practice martial arts since I was a child, which is different from others.

Xiaoyu: Me too.

Arthur: I think others are stupid. ˇ~ˇ

Dadong: Oh, narcissism is narcissism! ! ! ˉ∶ˉ

No.4

Arthur: Are there three of us in the steel space?

Hugh: I know Dadong has a doppelganger in Iron Space. As for Arthur and Xiaoyu, I'm not sure. I haven't found it yet.

Dadong: Don't worry about narcissism and Xiaoyu. I'll help you find it after I recover my combat effectiveness.

Hugh: Dadong, your doppelganger in Iron Time and Space is a muggle.

Dadong: ... (speechless) ˇ :ˉ┆

fifth day of a month

Jason Scar: Hello.

Do you know who I am?

Dadong: Er, it's too close for me to recognize.

Background music: uh-oh ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Jason Ska: You know what?

Dadong: Well, I don't know.

Jason Ska: Want to know?

Dadong: No.

Everyone: hahaha ~ ~ ~ ``` hahaha ~ ~ ~ ~ ``

Scar Jason: No? Ok, I'll give you a chance.

Guess, let people go, can't guess, fart, hahaha ~ ~ ~ ~

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Xia Mei: Brother is in danger.

Xia Mei (looking around): No one tore the dragon seal in half. Hold it down → gas shield → thunder → urgent telegram.

In summer, they want to know if D.C.W really came to the old ass to hold a concert to wake up the dead head. ...

Summer (panic): Dad, dad, dad, wake up. Stop sleeping, dad. ..

Knock hard on the coffin in summer ...

Ren (funny): Dead people's heads don't get up like this.

Xia Mei (slamming Ren's head): Nonsense ... Little brother, do you want to wake him up directly according to Dad's rules?

Xia (hesitating): No, it's embarrassing.

Ren (impatient): My God ~ ~ ~ Brother, what's the shame? Everyone is one of our own, no outsiders. He won't get up if you don't call him that.

Ren's younger brother replied: Then we can't ask. ...

Brother Ren B: About D.C.W

Xia Mei (urging): Ah ~ ~ Please, pull.

Summer (helpless): OK. ...

The head of the dead man told me that he wouldn't get up unless he was called up by the "five sons crying the grave" ...

In summer, kneeling in front of the coffin, the background music sounded sadly. ...

Summer (crying): Dad, don't leave us. We love you very much. ...

Xia Mei (patting the coffin): We need you.

Ren Chen Wen: I love you very much, Colonel Death.

Ren's younger brother A (wailing): Don't leave us. ...

At this time, "Don't go", "We need you" and "We love you so much" followed. ...

Ren (holding a long straw in his hand and giving an order): Don't hesitate, listen to the order, be rich or expensive, do your children and grandchildren have filial piety?

Everyone should: yes ~ ~

Scratching my head shyly in summer. ...

Ren (continues to cry wolf): Are there any champions from generation to generation?

Everyone should say: yes ~ ~

Grandpa, time flies, the sun and the moon fly, and we get together for breakfast again.

Brother bear, please, dad. You are a terrible teacher. That word is time flies, so read the shuttle.

Grandpa, I won't tell you.

Brother Xiong said it himself. You're wrong. That word is shuttle, not handsome.

The palace lock is a shuttle. Just say it once.

Brother Xiong and I ...

Beautiful summer ... don't always shuttle back and forth. I will put it away.

..... omit the n word.

Brother Xiong asked Han to do it for you. She learned a lot from me, although it was still not as delicious as my cooking.

Grandfather, my mother, the disaster has been left for thousands of years.

Xia Mei: Really, dear, why did you ruin the rest of your life?

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Wang Dadong: Help me get her down. ...

Cai Yunhan: Hello .. She asked your name. ...

King Arthur: King Arthur ....

King Arthur: Hey ... what did she say ... why don't you translate this sentence 1 ...

Cai Yunhan: She said. ...

King Arthur: What did she say? ...

Cai Yunhan: She said she wanted to mate with you. ...

King Arthur:-|||

.....

Heartbroken man: Well ... everyone is his classmate ... Go straight home after school ... Don't stay outside ... There are many bad people outside ... Besides, you don't know whether the food given by others is expired or poisoned by others ... When you get home, don't turn on the TV immediately ... open the refrigerator ... do more housework for your parents ... take good care of your brother and sister ... to commemorate ... dinner. ..

X family

Hugh: I don't think you are his only target. I think he thinks now is not the time.

26. Cold: Grandpa will drink.

Grandpa: Do you have Boba milk tea?

H: The tickets are sold out.

Koukou: I wish I had something to drink (it's really chord satisfaction)

27. Champion: I will be back.

Koukou: Look at you (really cooperate with him)

28. Moxibustion: This should be appropriate. Then the chord will leave it to you. Take care of it.

Cole: I'm the one who wants to thank you for putting in a good word so that I can get rid of that stupid Jason scar.

In addition, I also have Han and Warrior Lanling to chat with me, and I can also sing and drink with me for three or five times.

What a good drink! I'm so happy (the last sentence was sung)

Grandpa: (patting his head) Happiness, I don't know what I can't accomplish, and I don't even know my troubles.

29. Moxibustion: You itch. You are too fierce. You don't want to do it Go home and eat by yourself.

Kou: That smelly moxibustion turtle master is really mean, dirty and filthy, you know?

When I brought him breakfast this morning, he pushed me into the coffin and locked me up.

Please, I have known his primary school classmates for at least ten years. Ten years, right? He really treated me.

Doing such a dirty thing really makes me angry. I will sue him for death and his employer for abuse.

Employees abuse child labor. ...

Moxibustion: I told you my brother would do such a thing. I believe it, but how did you get out?

about

Kou: I stayed in it for almost an hour, and almost took out my ghost war tuning fork and knocked it. It doesn't matter.

Leng found out and saved me.

Moxibustion: That means my brother left you that remote control. I'm telling you, if I turn you off, I will

I lost the remote control.

Koukou: You, you and I want to complain.

Hugh: A chord, what on earth made the leader come out in such a hurry to lock you up?

rise

Cole: I think he should come out for dinner, but I don't think he is that boring.

Moxibustion: I think he wants to sacrifice himself to save the whole time and space (for a long time)

30. Koukou: No, are you sure this method can really lead him out?

Moxibustion: Otherwise, there is no other way to think. Cann't he just force it out? Can't we just break in? He is now.

You have magic. The world will be in chaos.

Hugh: That's right.

Moxibustion: Here we go. Did you remember to add the ingredients? Let me smell it. Wow, it stinks.

Kou: What stinky tofu? Is there a body in it?

Moxibustion: Anyway, try it first. You blow over there and let the leader smell it.

Koukou: Me?

Moxibustion: Of course it's you, or who else?

Summer: Try it quickly.

Moxibustion: Blow hard, hold down, hold down ... Hurry up while the smell is still there.

Hugh: A chord. I think you are very suitable for playing.

Koukou: It stinks (what a lousy job! We don't know who we work for)

3 1. Koukou: Aren't the two of us leaving? Let's leave for a while ... wait ~ wait, Mr. Xia, wait.

Shoot me, I'll die, God. I tell you, it's risky to play alone in summer.

He risked being wiped out by ghost dragons, and we don't know which old fox entered the energy conversion room.

You know what dirty things he will do, don't you? This method is terrible. This method is terrible.

Terrible ... (forced to say some nonsense)

32. Leader: Hello.

Cold: The leader has eaten.

Do you want to eat out or in?

Leader: How to eat inside? Of course, you need to get some air. Why do you stay away from me, lest I push you in?

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Koukou: Nonsense, you are so diligent. I'm telling you, I'll help you open the coffin now. There must be someone by the door.

I will never be alone with you, let alone the magnet problem, which has not been solved until now.

Fear is definitely the first to escape. I don't want to be a victim.

Leader: A chord. Now there are beautiful women here. I still find it hard to run away (I will never be alone with you!

33. Koukou: Hey, this leader, people say that ten bald men and nine rich men are richer with wigs. I suddenly felt something and played a ghost tuning fork. ) Who are you talking about?

Han: He delivered a letter to my father. He is very loyal. Look, his legs have turned into radish legs.

Cole: Why do you say that? Why are you sneaking around?

Brother Xin: Who told you to sneak around with you? I walked out of this place aboveboard, and I was confused.

I was attacked by your tuning fork. ...

Cole: Don't say that. I know it's hard for you to be a double agent undercover. I look at your legs.

Rough runners should be easy to get along with ~ ~ ~ That's good. Let's play radish squat.

Let's play together (thanks for his idea)

Brother Bear: What can we do? We had no choice but to watch my son be executed. ..

Grandpa: Yes, I know what to do.

Brother Bear: What should I do?

Grandpa: I have amnesia. I can forget it, and then I'll be fine.

37. Grandpa said: Hey ~ Why does this photo always come to our house?

Xia Mei: Yes! ~ Why do you always come to other people's houses? ! (photographer confused: the director called me)

Grandpa: Who is wearing this big mobile phone chain? ! You're crazy! Kick his ass! Come on, let's kick it together!

The following is a terrible picture of the photographer. )

Grandpa said: Xia Mei, otherwise what's wrong with you?

Yu Xia said: anthomaniac, are you giving me trouble outside again?

Xia Mei said: I ... I let the soldiers Lan Ling and Bing Xin go first! I can't help it It's pathetic to see them like this. Where will you go?

Yu Xia said, how pathetic? You ..... It's not pitiful not to catch a cold in summer!

Have you become mentally ill?

Grandpa said: OK ... You said that the soldier Lan Ling left with Bing Xin.

Xia Mei said, I gave them all my money.

Yu Xia said: anthomaniac, do you still have humanity? Where did you put the summer that hurt you?

What if it's cold upstairs? Have you ever cared about her? Anyway, she is your sister.

Xia Mei said: Ouch! Anyway, my little brother will be the ultimate Iron Man in the future. How can he have time to fall in love? Besides, before catching a cold, so many people liked her, how pitiful she was!

But Bing Xin is even worse! She died once and was trained as a magic warrior.

I think the two of them are in love and still refuse to leave.

So I decided to help them, you know it is very painful to make such a decision!

At most, I will go out to make money and make the cold offspring beautiful!

Yu Xia said: Xia Mei ~ What the hell are you thinking? You ... how can you say such stupid things!

Grandpa said: OK ... so he informed Xiu and asked them to help the iron guards and save them before they left.

Xia Mei said: Grandpa ~

Grandpa said: You eat, sit down, sit down. ...

Yu Xia said: Ignore her in summer! How about eating first?

Grandpa said: eat in summer.

Summer said: no need.

Xia Mei said, Little brother ... Little brother. ...

Xia Mei said: Grandpa, help me change (Xia Mei holds the wedding dress).

Grandpa said: Your mother left this dress for you to wear when you got married!

You need to wear it now.

Xia Mei said: Grandpa, no matter how expensive the clothes are, they should be taken out. Otherwise, who can see them if you hide inside?

Yu Xia said, Xia Mei, how long has it been since Grandpa changed his clothes? You can change it for him now and wear it tomorrow.

Don't you even have to sleep when you ask grandpa? And how can you trust grandpa's skills?

Grandpa's eyes are almost gone.

Grandpa said: you are not right.

Xia Mei said:No..

Grandpa said: Grandpa's eyes and time are completely fine. Although he is 70 years old,

Still a living dragon, so leave it alone and stand still.

Grandpa, look around you.

Xia Mei said: Grandpa doesn't have to look at it! 3 1 24 35!

Grandpa said: No! It will be too small to change and wear.

Xia Mei said: Forget it! Anyway, grandpa is very tight now.

Just help me correct it anyway. Come on! Help me correct it. ...

Fast ... change ... by the way, I'm telling you, power ghost.

Are you ready?

Drinks, snacks, firecrackers, music and some of their designs.

All my feelings, did you help me repair them or not?

Yu Xia said: Shh ~ ~ You are really annoying. You studied all day, and dad went to his old ass.

I also went to replenish the goods in summer. I won't help you if you keep nagging. You think I'm really free.

Xia Mei said: Oh, my good brother! I'm really sorry.

Yu Xia said, Stop, don't do this with me now, okay?

Xia Mei said, um ... you know, I just think marriage is about excitement.

Be lively, so think about it. Have you decided what to wear tomorrow? I can say for sure.

I should wear it. ...

Yu Xia said: I won't get married tomorrow. What should I wear to do with you?

Grandpa said: I think Xia Mei really looks like the host. When I married your mother, I was not as busy as you.

Xia Mei said: Hehe ~ ~ Grandpa! I'm not a wedding ceremony. I am the maid of honor. The bridesmaids seem to need the best man. Who should I call? Grandpa, help me think about the best man. Who am I looking for? I want to think about this situation.

Grandpa said: Xia Mei, for the first time in my life, grandpa saw that you were not thinking of yourself, but paying for others. Great! Grow up!

Xia Mei said: Great!

Yu Xia said, "You are infatuated with flowers. Maybe this time, you really want to hold a reception for them, so that the Lanling Warriors can thank you, because Bing Xin will be gone after tomorrow. " ! The warrior Lanling has become you again. Wow ... that's very atmospheric of you to do so.

Xia Mei said: You, oh, you, you don't understand! You've never been in love before, and all you can think about is money. You won't understand!

Yu Xia said: If I don't understand, you will understand ~ ~ You psycho, you little crazy bitch. Will you understand what love is these days?

Xia Mei said: Love is patience and kindness; Love is not jealous, love is not boastful, arrogant, shy, does not seek its own benefits, does not get angry easily, does not count people's evils, does not like injustice, but only likes truth; All tolerance, all faith, all hope, all patience; Love never stops. :> 1 Corinthians Chapter 13 4

Quoted from the third episode of the ultimate family

Dadong: Don't you feel anything? In addition to losing our ability, the energy in our bodies is disappearing bit by bit.

Dadong: See if my crow's feet have increased recently.

Xiaoyu: Alexander said: The deadliest soldier on the battlefield often has an unforgettable face.

Arthur: And this kind of special lines, special shots and elegant music should be used by me.

Rain: I've been waiting for this day ... for a long time (smiling at the camera)

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