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Pupils' humorous crosstalk script lines: "Cherish time" Pupils' double reed performance lines

A: The sun and the moon fly like a shuttle, and time flies like an arrow.

Yo, you dragged it here again?

Take you for example. Is this year 1 1?

B: Yes 12.

Look how big it is.

B: In a flash?

A: The word "sway" is also a word to describe time. Just born a little, I suddenly entered kindergarten at the age of 3, then went to primary school at the age of 6, and then 12 graduated from primary school. Please shake it a few times. ......

B: How about that?

A: You left.

I'm afraid I've been swinging all my life.

A: This sway has the same meaning as the arrow just mentioned.

Describe the sun, the moon and time.

A: Let yourself speak. Is there not much time?

B: It's too soon.

A: But some of our friends don't cherish time and think it's useless.

B: Does anyone have too much time?

A: A classmate named Wang Xiaohu always feels that time passes slowly. Look at his energy, his eyes always look like he can't earn it, wasting time. I can't hear him, so it must be this sentence.

What are you talking about?

A: "Why didn't you finish your studies?"

Are you looking forward to school?

I have a good temper. I smiled at everyone and said, "What are you doing here?

I'm studying. What are you doing?

A: "Hee hee, I don't know."

Have you finished your homework?

A: "Hey-I don't know."

Did you pass the exam?

A: "Hey-I don't know."

B: I don't know!

A: "Hey-I don't know."

How many points did you get in this math exam?

A: "Nine points ..."

I don't know, do I?

I got 10 in the last exam.

B: 65438+ 0 points less.

A: Do you think if this development continues, primary schools will still graduate?

B: I don't think you can graduate if you don't cherish your time.

A: I calculated that we primary school students have too little time to study.

Really?

There are two semesters every year, each semester is 20 weeks.

I go to school 280 days a year.

A: How much is left after the weekend?

B: I go to school 200 days a year.

A: I sleep eight hours a day, 3,824, and one third sleep.

B: What about eating and walking?

A: Not four hours a day.

B: Eat, sleep and walk in half, leaving 100 days.

A: These 100 days can't all be study!

What are you still doing?

A: Watching TV and playing games.

B: Just for fun.

A: Play chess, play ball, and come to the table to "compete for the upper reaches" if you have nothing to do. This will take up half the time again.

B: There are still 50 days left.

A: I am distracted in class and make trouble after class.

Why don't you study hard?

A: Hurry up before the exam, ask the front desk and ask the background.

B: Are you in a hurry?

I still failed the exam.

B: I didn't study hard for the remaining 50 days, and zero points deserved it.

Why are you so unsympathetic?

Forget it. You are inferior to other students for one week this semester.

A: Of course, this algorithm is a bit exaggerated. Do not cherish time. If you don't study hard, you will never graduate.

B: Calculate the time carefully.

So I hope a good classmate like you can tell us more about cherishing time.

B: too responsible.

Do you know much about old sayings?

I know a little.

A: There is an old saying: "An inch of time is worth an inch of gold, and an inch of gold cannot buy an inch of time."

Yes, it means that time is priceless.

A: The great poet Su Shi has an idiom: "A moment is worth a thousand dollars".

B: Yes, a quarter of an hour 1200 gold.

A: There are many sayings about cherishing time.

Tell me about it.

A: The soldier said: Time is victory.

B: That's right.

Doctors say time is life.

What about the teacher?

A: Time is knowledge.

What about me?

Time is the most important thing for you.

B: What is a monthly card?

A: Tear one, one less!

B: Everyone tore one, but one was missing.

A: Time is the same for everyone.

Very fair.

But some people need more time.

Where are you from?

A: We have to squeeze.

B: That's right.

A: Mr. Lu Xun said: Time is like water in a sponge. As long as you are willing to squeeze, there will always be.

Yes, even five or ten minutes should be cherished.

A: Our Wang Xiaohu doesn't think so. You ask him: You have five minutes, what can you do?

What did he say?

Answer: "You can play cards every five minutes."

B: How about ten minutes?

A: "Call twice."

Can't you cherish studying during this time?

A: "Don't be ridiculous. I'm still studying. My foundation is not good. "

B: Why not?

A: "I didn't learn pinyin well in grade one, math well in grade two and English well in grade three. By the sixth grade, I was not worried or angry. I played cards to relieve boredom and gave you a good deck of cards. I'll take this. "

B: He took one dish after another.

A: Did you see that he was complaining and had no ambition, but he didn't expect that time would slip away from him while playing cards.

B: Treasure every minute.

Yes, our friends should learn from you and cherish our time.

Rainbow Tiger, this is a bit difficult.

A: We should light the flame of cherishing time in our hearts.

B: Yes, young people need to work hard!

I can squeeze in a little more time to study in a day.

You must make time to study.

A: Find half an hour every day and write a short essay of 100 words.

Step by step, you will form a beautiful writing style.

A: Spend ten minutes reading a Tang poem every day.

B: That's ... you can learn 300 songs a year.

I recite a foreign language word for five minutes a day.

B: it's no problem to talk for two years. When I met the foreign guests, I said, "How's it going?

You are. Good morning. "

A: I really want to write a poem to inspire the strength in our hearts.

B: Let's write it together.

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Ah, time is the most precious.

Ah, how time flies.

A: Let time generate spark,

B: How beautiful the flashing lights are!

What kind of word is that?

When you write a poem, you must rhyme with it.

A: They all rhyme. Once again: race against time.

B: Everyone has to wait in line one by one.

A: It is difficult to talk about ideals.

B: fooling around is asking for trouble.

A: Forward,

B: hurry up;

A: Forward,

B: Stand on your lap.

A: Why did your leg come out?

How can we move forward without legs?

A: Forward,

B: Stand on your lap. (b steps off the stage)

A: Hurry up. (a walks off the stage)