It's a joke about a woman locked in a room by a man, and then there are all kinds of shots about the location of the film, kneeling for the complete works.

A man locked a girl in his room with ulterior motives, and then ...

1. If a girl answers a phone call and suddenly disappears, this is a science fiction film;

2. If the girl says to the camera at this moment, "When that man is only 0.04 cm away from me ..." This is an interesting movie;

3. If a girl falls in love with this man, this is a social ethics film;

4. If a man lets a girl go at the last minute, it is a humanistic moral film;

5. If the girl becomes a monster, this is an American horror film (with science fiction);

6. If a person becomes a monster, this is a Japanese horror film (with pornography);

7. If no one becomes a monster, but the music suddenly becomes urgent, this is a China horror film (with advertisements);

8. If the girl preaches the world outlook and outlook on life to this man and successfully persuades him to surrender, this is a Chinese mainland movie;

9. If a girl shakes her dyed red hair and curses loudly, and asks where men are mixed up, this is a Hong Kong film;

10. If the girl starts crying, whining and making noise, and this unnecessary scene lasts for more than 20 minutes, this is a Taiwan Province movie;

1 1. If a girl is pregnant and gives birth to an illegitimate child, there will be an emotional and business story between the illegitimate child and the offspring of the biological father many years later. This is a Singapore film;

12. If the hero who saved her arrives immediately, this is an action movie;

13. If the hero who saved her arrives in a few minutes, this is a restricted film;

14. If the hero who saved her has never come, this is a third-rate film;

15. If the hero who saved her finally comes and joins the ranks of this man, then unfortunately, this is a pornographic film;

16. If the girl sings loudly and the man dances hip-hop, this is Britney Spears' latest MTV；;

17. If a man starts to explain the names and functions of various organs of the body carefully, this is a science and education film;

18. If a man fights with a girl, the girl jumps from the seventh floor window. This is a news documentary.

19. If a girl takes out a small sprayer, puts down a man and shows his brand to the audience, this is an advertisement;

20. If a girl smiles and promises this man and makes some political demands on him, this is a movie. ...

Oh, shit! Sorry, I made a mistake. This is Qu Meifeng's CD!

2 1。 When the girl drew her sword from behind. Spread your legs, raise your sword above your head and shout:

Give me strength, I am sirrah ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ This is animation.

22。 When the girl took out her mobile phone and said, "I'll show you!" "

This is a MOTO advertisement.

23。 When a girl dances, she drags her clothes down. This is striptease!

24。 Without saying anything, the girl took off her clothes and left with the man ... Then the man gave him 100 yuan and she left! That's nothing, just a successful deal.