A joke in a mental hospital

1. There is a 100 wall outside a mental hospital to prevent patients from escaping. 1 day Two psychopaths escaped. When they climbed the 46th fence, 1 asked the other person 1, Are you tired? The man replied, I'm not tired. So they keep turning. When crossing the 78th fence, 1 person asked another 1 person: Are you tired? The man said, I'm not tired. So they keep turning. When I turned to the 99th floor, 1 said, I'm tired. Let's go home. So they returned it.

Late one night, when a young woman passed by a mental hospital, she suddenly heard from behind? Wow? 1, a total of. The woman turned her head and saw a naked man following her. The woman began to run in fear, and the man behind her followed. No, there's a dead end ahead. Desperate, the woman knelt on the ground and cried and begged: Do whatever you want, but please don't kill me. ? The man smiled slyly and said, really. ? So now you're chasing me. ?

There is a madhouse. One day, the dean wanted to see how many people had recovered. Ask the nurse to draw a door on the wall. I saw all the patients crashing into the wall crazily. The dean was disappointed. Suddenly he saw that only one patient was indifferent. The dean was very happy and ran to ask him, Don't you want to go out with them? The patient replied:? These idiots, I have the key here! ?

4. The psychologist asked the newly diagnosed patient:? You said you came to see me because your taste in socks worried your family, right? The patient whispered? I like wool socks. ? It's nothing unusual, huh? The doctor said that many people prefer wool socks, and so do I. ? Really? The patient cried happily. Do you prefer steamed or fried?

In a mental hospital, two people are talking: How about my novel? Not bad, but there are too many people. ? At this time, the nurse shouted at them:? Hey, you two put the phone book back. ?

6. New nurses in mental hospitals. This woman is new here. She saw a patient in the hospital walking around an ancient well and said, "13, 13, ..." The little nurse was quite surprised. She couldn't figure out what this 13' meant. It has been like this for several days. She always wanted to go up and ask the truth, but she was afraid of the patient's attack and never dared. One day, the little nurse finally lost her curiosity, walked slowly to the patient and looked into the well with her probe. Suddenly, the patient hugged the nurse's leg, held it up and read, "14, 14, ..."

7. A patient screamed: I am the dean, and you all have to listen to me! ! ! The attending doctor and nurse asked him: Who said that? He replied: God said. At this moment, a patient suddenly jumped out and said, I didn't say that!

8. A psychopath saved a patient who drowned in the bathtub. The hospital held a meeting and decided that his condition had greatly improved and he could be discharged. So, the attending doctor called him and said that seeing your brave performance today, we all agreed that you can recover and leave the hospital. Congratulations! ? Neuropathy proudly said: I'm really not sick! Because I later hung the rescued person with a rope and let him hang in the laundry yard in the backyard! ?

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