What accent do Italians have when they speak English?

Speaking English with an Italian accent makes a lot of jokes ~ ~

http://www.ecst.csuchico.edu/~wu/filebox/Italiantomalta.MP3

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The above phonetic spelling, the first time I heard this, is really a listening test!

Italians going to Malta

One day I will go to a big hotel in Malta.

In the morning, I went downstairs to have breakfast.

I told the waiter that I wanted two pieces of toast.

She only brought me one piece.

I told her, "I want two."

She said, "Go to the toilet! ! "

I said, "You don't understand! ! I want two pieces to put on my plate. "

She said, "You'd better not pee on the plate! ! You son of a bitch! ! "

I don't even know this lady. She calls me the son of the beach? ! !

Later, I went to eat in a bigger restaurant.

The waiter brought me a spoon and a knife, but there was no fork. I told her, "I want a fork."

She told me, "Everyone wants to have sex! ! "

I told her, "You don't understand! ! I want a fork on the table. "

She said, "You'd better not do it on the table! ! You son of a bitch! ! "

So I went back to the hotel room, and there were no sheets on the bed.

I called the manager and told him, "I want sheets." He told me, "Go to the toilet! ! "

I said, "You don't understand! ! I want the sheets on my bed! ! "

He said, "You'd better not shit in bed! ! You son of a bitch! ! "

I'll check out, the front desk person.

Say, "Peace be with you! ! "

I said, "I peed on you too! ! You are Beach's son! ! "I'm going back to Italy!