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Personality wechat nickname daquan
Don't think (simply):
1. It's sunny today. Flowers bloom and fall, 3. I woke up after three minutes of drunkenness. I am fat, 5. I am thin, 6. I'm not fat.
7. Sleep until you wake up naturally, 8. It's raining and the ground is flowing. Because you are happy, 10 is being entered, 1 1, congratulations on making a fortune,
Hot-blooded drama:
Hua.
1. I don't believe in justice, evil and happiness, but I believe in you!
2. Despair has lost its effect and Gong Ling has been destroyed.
I curse you in the name of God: this life, eternal life, immortality, injury and immortality. (I suggest that you only choose to curse you in the name of God, even if it is a WeChat nickname, it should not be too long. )
Never regretted it in my life. If I could start over, I would never fall in love with you again.
If you dare to hurt her for your apprentice, I will kill you all over the room. If you hurt her for the whole world, I will kill the whole world. This sentence is purely a personal preference, because I like it so much that I don't consider such a long word.
Legend of the Sword and the Chivalrous Man (one of my favorite Xian Xia plays);
1. Never look back, why not forget; Since there is no chance, there is no need to call names. Today, everything is like water without a trace; Tomorrow night, you will be a stranger. (The choice of one group is fascinating)
2. Eat till you are old! Play until you are old! (Maybe you don't remember this sentence, but there is another sentence "I didn't expect to get old so soon")
The most painful wound can't be seen from the outside.
4. The Tao returns to the Tao, and the devil returns to the devil. I am who I am, and neither god nor Buddha can decide my fate.
"God jumps the chivalrous couple":
1. The first meeting in fenglingdu is a lifelong mistake!
Everyone in the world is unhappy.
I want you to become a Buddha, so don't make me a demon.
Full of money:
1. Trouble comes from love, and fear comes from love. Without your lover, there will be no worries and fears. "Love brings sorrow."
2. stillness is death, and only exercise can knock on the door of eternal life. "stillness is death"
Let life be beautiful like summer flowers and death like autumn leaves. "Life is like summer flowers"
4. Knowledge is the crystallization of precious stones, and culture is the luster of precious stones.
Pick flowers at night
From now on, we must die and never part again.
7. A soldier either dies in battle or returns to his hometown.
I know you will come, so I will wait.
9. If you don't have a genius for humor, don't tell jokes.
10. Love makes people forget time, and time also makes people forget love.
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