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Write a composition and dry it.
Looking forward to it, finally in the evening, every household lit the firewood and paper prepared during the day, and the family sat around the fire talking and laughing. As soon as the fire started, the adults threw a handful of salt into it and immediately heard a crackling sound. It is said that disaster can be avoided. The decay began, and the family jumped from one end to the other and from one end to the other. The atmosphere is very warm. It's my turn to jump. Seeing the fire, you feel hot when you get close. I dare not jump. My mother has always encouraged me to watch other children jump around. A boy even jumped over a two-meter-high fire, and my heart itched. I closed my eyes and stepped over the fire. Hey! It doesn't look so terrible. I suddenly got excited and jumped bolder and bolder.
If relatives are not here, take out their clothes and burn them. Grandma said, if you burn it, you'll burn your bad luck, and you'll be safe in a year.
When the firewood burned out, my father picked up the ashes with a shovel, and Mars flew in the air. People who can do things will shout out what flowers appear according to the direction and shape of flying, such as "wheat flower", "buckwheat flower", "millet flower" and "corn flower", indicating what crops to harvest this year. Followed by "stepping on a mouse", everyone is scrambling to destroy the remaining Mars on the ground with their feet. Stepping on a place is stepping on a mouse. Huan. As time goes by, it's the first month of the 23rd day-Liaobi Festival. On this day, people prepared dry wood, waste paper and other items for burning at night. It is said that the fire will wash away their bad luck and bring good luck and peace in the coming year.
Looking forward to it, finally in the evening, every household lit the firewood and paper prepared during the day, and the family sat around the fire talking and laughing. As soon as the fire started, the adults threw a handful of salt into it and immediately heard a crackling sound. It is said that disaster can be avoided. The decay began, and the family jumped from one end to the other and from one end to the other. The atmosphere is very warm. It's my turn to jump. Seeing the fire, you feel hot when you get close. I dare not jump. My mother has always encouraged me to watch other children jump around. A boy even jumped over a two-meter-high fire, and my heart itched. I closed my eyes and stepped over the fire. Hey! It doesn't look so terrible. I suddenly got excited and jumped bolder and bolder.
If relatives are not here, take out their clothes and burn them. Grandma said, if you burn it, you'll burn your bad luck, and you'll be safe in a year.
When the firewood burned out, my father picked up the ashes with a shovel, and Mars flew in the air. People who can do things will shout out what flowers appear according to the direction and shape of flying, such as "wheat flower", "buckwheat flower", "millet flower" and "corn flower", indicating what crops to harvest this year. Followed by "stepping on a mouse", everyone is scrambling to destroy the remaining Mars on the ground with their feet. Stepping on a place is stepping on a mouse. Laughter and laughter, one after another, resounded through the sky.
It's over, one year has passed, and another year of peace and harmony has begun.
My hometown Yanchi County in Ningxia is located at the junction of Shaanxi-Gansu-Ningxia and Inner Mongolia. There are many rural customs here, so let's just say New Year, starting from the 30th to the 23rd of the first month.
On the 23rd day of the first month, the festive atmosphere still hangs over the ancient city. Whenever night falls, every household will light the firewood prepared during the day, and the family will sit around the fire and laugh. The fire will make people blush and heartbeat. As soon as the fire started, the adults put some salt into it and crackled. It is said that this can avoid evil spirits and disasters. The burning began, and the family jumped from one end of the fire to the other one by one. The atmosphere is very warm. If a relative is not at home, take out his or her hat or clothes and let them burn. Old people say that when it is dry, people's bad luck will be gone and they can be safe for one year.
When the firewood was burned out, the owner raised the firewood ash with a shovel and Mars flew in the air. According to the direction and shape of Mars, "knowledgeable people" will shout out "wheat flowers", "buckwheat flowers", "millet flowers" and "corn flowers", and what flowers appear means what crops will be harvested this year. Under normal circumstances, what flowers appear, pinning people's desire for a comprehensive harvest. Mars fell to the ground. Followed by "stepping on a mouse", everyone scrambled to destroy the remaining Mars on the ground with their feet. Stepping on a Mars is equivalent to stepping on a mouse, and laughter resounds through the city.
With the development of the times, people who pay attention to environmental protection gradually realize the backwardness of this folk custom, and now fewer and fewer people are dying out.
3. Write a composition that you are good at-washing dishes.
On Sunday, after breakfast, Ben Qianjin was about to turn on the TV and enjoy cartoons. Father gave me a "glorious" task-washing dishes.
Isn't it just washing dishes? Piece of cake! I went to the kitchen, took a basin of cold water, imitated my mother's appearance, washed a big bowl and a small bowl, and washed chopsticks. After a while, I was in a hurry and finally got it done. I was about to take a job with my father, but I touched the chopsticks, which were greasy and sticky, and I didn't wash them clean! Dad looked at me and smiled meaningfully. Hum, Miss Ben, one of the best in the class, can't wash dishes! I changed a pot of cold water and used it to wash the steel ball. I washed it carefully again, but my nephew still lit a lantern-according to my uncle.
Now, I am in a hurry. Dad has promised not to watch TV without washing dishes. At this rate, even the tail of the cartoon can't be seen! I looked at my mother with eyes for help. My mother came over and said, "I'll teach you two secret tricks." One is to wash dishes with hot water; The second is dishwashing liquid! " Yes, I didn't expect to use detergent. Look at me! I tried it according to my mother's method, and sure enough, the oil ran off the chopsticks.
After eating the bowl, a question mark appeared in my mind: "How can the detergent have such great magic?" My dad solved the mystery for me: "Detergent has low surface tension and good wettability, and it is easy to penetrate into the cracks of the oil stain itself, making the oil stain soft and loose. Under external cleaning, the oil stain is crushed into small particles. Due to the strong adsorption of detergent, the crushed oil molecules are trapped in the detergent. If hot water is used, the molecules move faster and it is easier to wash away oil stains. About molecules, you will understand when you go to junior high school! " Dad drew me a schematic diagram for fear that I wouldn't understand.
Ah, seemingly simple washing dishes also contains such deep knowledge!
My mother usually works very hard and is busy every day. I feel listless as soon as I get home at night. I want to help my mother share some housework and do something that I can. Tonight, after dinner. I said happily, "Mom, can you teach me to wash dishes?" Mom beamed and said, "I'm one year older and more sensible, okay!" " You stand next to me and watch first, and then wash later. "I think my mother will clean up the dishes on the table first and put them in the sink. Then, pour the detergent first, then turn on the tap water. Colorful bubbles immediately appeared on the water, like flawless white snow. Mother put the bowl into the water first, then picked up the rag and wiped it on the bowl over and over again. Rinse in another sink, and the bowl comes out of your hand like a bright mirror. I stood on the edge, eager to move. I said impatiently, I will, I will. It turns out that washing dishes is so simple! Get out of the way and let me do it. I can't wait to roll up my sleeves and do it like my mother. First, pick up a big bowl, immerse it in water and wipe it with a rag. When I picked it up, I felt that the bowl in my hand slipped and fell to the ground, breaking in half. I was sad to see the debris on the ground. I stood by and said nothing. My mother read my mind and came to me. I touched my head and said earnestly, son, you can't be impatient in doing anything. It is difficult for us to do what seems simple well. Don't lose heart, come again! Encouraged by my mother, I continued to wash it carefully. Slowly, I finally washed all the bowls. I jumped three feet and shouted, "I learned to wash dishes, and my mother showed a sweet smile beside me." "I want to learn more things in the future.
4. Write an essay about people. "Teachers are hardworking gardeners." "Teachers are engineers of the soul." "Silkworms will weave until they die in spring, and candles will drain the wick every night." How many people have written sentences praising teachers at all times and in all countries? And these sentences remind me of my fourth-grade class teacher, Mr. Pan.
Teacher Pan, like tian teacher in Unforgettable Teacher, tells a story in every class, but the stories told by Teacher Pan are always true and fascinating.
On that day, we were learning "Bird Talk". Teacher Pan introduced us to all kinds of birds and told us about magpies. Teacher Pan said that when she was a child, there was a big tree in front of her house, and many birds lived on it. Every day after school, she excitedly ran home to listen to the sound of magpies in the tree. A classmate asked, "Why?" Teacher Pan paused and said, "Because I thought that when magpies came, there would be guests at home. When guests came, there would naturally be candy."
I seemed to see Mr. Pan's excited face before my eyes, and I couldn't help laughing.
Teacher Pan is not only funny, but also popular.
In the fourth grade, there was a radio exercise competition, and Teacher Pan began to train us to do exercises. Although Mr. Pan has worked hard to cultivate and teach us, there is always someone who is deliberately making trouble, which makes the kind Mr. Pan very helpless. Time flies, but that classmate's practice is still clumsy. The students advised Mr. Pan not to let him take part in the competition, and they didn't care. Just before playing, Mr. Pan solemnly announced. Competition focuses on participation, followed by honor. The radio exercise is about unity, not a hollow reputation. Therefore, our whole class should participate. "Teacher Pan mercilessly bit the" class ". As soon as her words fell, the students had admiration for Mr. Pan. Our class didn't win the prize in that competition, but we were very satisfied. Because we "read" two words-
Back in the fourth grade, Mr. Pan carried everything in our class with his thin shoulders. Every time I think about this, Teacher Pan's kind smile often appears in front of my eyes, and her gentle words often ring in my ears. ...
On Sunday morning, I was bored at home alone. I thought: Mom has been busy all day. She has to sweep the floor, mop the floor, clean the windows, clean the table, buy food and cook ... A lot of housework is waiting for her to do alone. As for me, I just want to watch TV and play computer. Now that I have grown up, I should help my mother to do something. So I decided to help my mother clean up at once.
As soon as I started, I rolled up my sleeves, picked up my broom and started sweeping the floor. I saw a thick layer of dust on the ground. Maybe my mother is too busy recently to clean. I swept it and found some small pieces of paper under the table. I quickly picked them up. These were all thrown under the table when I was doing my homework. I quickly swept them out. I bent down and looked at the sofa again. There were actually many small bags left by my snacks under the sofa. I was shocked and thought, Oh, my God! I found someone to do all the garbage at home. What a shame. It seems that I must change my bad habit of littering.
After sweeping the floor, I brought half a basin of water to clean the bookshelf. I wiped the table and coffee table. I soak the towel in water first, and then wring it out. Then I stood on tiptoe and stretched out my arm to clean the bookshelf. The book towel was dirty, so I put it in water and wiped it again. Soon I cleaned the bookshelves and tables, and then I mopped the floor. I stood up for a while and bent down for a while. After a few minutes' delay, I already feel backache, but watching the floor being dragged as bright as crystal, the furniture is spotless. My heart is full of joy. I was dragging my mother back to buy food. I saw what I did, looked at my sweat, touched my head and praised my children happily. You are really capable! Really a good helper for my mother. I'm so happy to hear the news. Sweeter than drinking honey! It tastes good to be praised!
6. How to write the composition of the newly discovered primary school? Recently, there was a hit drama "Good Sir", in which Jiang Shuying won the favor of male audience with her fashionable dress, playful personality and fiery lips, and said that she didn't want 7A68696416FE78988E698333133331365438.
Although I'm only a senior in senior three, I think Jiang Shuying in TV series is my sister paper. This is a drop in the ocean of my many ideals.
When you are attracted by Jiang Shuying's fiery lips and graceful figure, I think you will envy Sun's situation, that is, as long as she is a beautiful woman, she is willing to flatter him. Even Jiang Shuying, such a white man loves him too much.
If you look around you again, you will know whether your girlfriend who eats ice cream is fat, stupid, short and thick-legged. Have you ever felt that you were once blind? Why is the situation between men so great? In fact, looking back, many questions have been raised.
There is a famous saying: every day you live now is a direct result of your previous work. I firmly believe that this sentence is a wise saying.
What I want to explain below is, why don't you have such red lips around you, so sexy and beautiful? My answer is yes. Take my middle school as an example. It is a provincial boarding model school.
I noticed that many parents pick up their daughters in luxury cars every weekend. You should remember that these female students can basically judge whether this female student is white by her parents' clothes and car brands. Therefore, careful observation and sufficient market research are very important.
With these basic investigations, you will find a very serious problem, that is: my god, we are not from the same world! Nonsense, if you come from the same world, are there any gaps around you? It's time for you to get online. In our class, I have a super rich classmate. He spends more than 500 yuan on various gun contracts and live apps every day. Of course, with his money, it is impossible to fall into a bottomless pit like an online celebrity. As an excellent high school graduate, I want to advise the positive energy of society not to be deceived by the stereotyped party dance of online celebrities, but there is indeed a huge problem.
We should have enough reverse thinking. From the richest rich second generation in our class, I happily chase online celebrities in the live broadcast every day, give her a sports car and buy a watch (in the game). What does this mean? If that female online celebrity is rich, will it make you happy if she shows off her attitude and ignores her conscience every day? Don't! There is a philosophical problem of gravity. Of course, you are not from the same world, but you have to do enough to attract those rich and beautiful female students.
How to attract? Good academic performance? No! This will only make Bai think you are a nerd, and no Bai will like monsters under the rigid education system! And the most fatal thing is that it is basically unrealistic for you to rely on your grades to dominate your middle school in a place like a provincial model middle school. I got good grades, but there are mountains beyond the mountains. We must develop morally, intellectually, physically and aesthetically.
It's really hard to win the first place and keep it forever. As the saying goes, it is difficult to learn well. It's just a matter of time.
Yes! You have to develop yourself in an all-round way, and your grades are above average, so that you can meet the ardent hopes of teachers and parents. What's left for you is to express yourself as much as possible in the rest of the place.
First of all, I want to talk about clothes. High schools are unified, everyone wears the same clothes, and thousands of people do broadcast gymnastics together. How can white sister paper notice you? There is a lot of knowledge in it.
For example, trouser legs, you leave one trouser leg in a natural state, and the other trouser leg is rolled up to reveal your vigorous calf. Don't put on your shoes completely, it feels like slippers. Pay attention, your walking movements must be neither humble nor supercilious. At this time, if your class teacher can't look over and criticize you in public, then congratulations, Bai's sisters are already paying attention to you! This is not enough. This left Bai with a unique impression and a cynical bad boy image.
You need a red wire and an antenna. I really don't brag about creating such a thing as meeting. I believe in a truth: support the brave and starve the timid.
As the picture shows, if you have been in a cognitive weakness, you are afraid of communication, creating opportunities and chatting up, everything you have done before is zero. Every class has socialite girls, and the adult world is called celebrities. This kind of girl hangs around all classes and groups in the school all the year round, and she knows all the beautiful and roll-call girls in the basic school.
You need to get on well with her and help her with her homework. When she was criticized by the class teacher, you stood up in time and were punished several times with her. Basically, you have successfully entered the organization. There are many ways to create a meeting with white, and the constant is courage. I once met Bai Fumei in my heart when I was frying tenderloin in Wanlilong cake shop next to the school supermarket.
Specifically, when I saw that it was for nothing, I felt like I had pulled a cigarette out of my pocket. First of all, attract her again and make her feel that I am not good, my grades are not good, and my study is not good.
But attention is here. Then I suddenly said to Bai next to me: Hey, do you know what girls eat for dysmenorrhea? XXX from our class (attention, that famous lady, she has been bought by you) has come, and I don't know what to bring her to eat.
See, even such an active question shows that you are brave. In high school, how many boys were brave enough to care about a girl? Not much. Besides, you have love.
The next day, a social butterfly in your class will come to you and tell you that she talked about you, and then she said a lot of good things about you. Then we can study by ourselves every night and visit the campus together. You can take her to the dormitory.
However, the core issue I want to talk about here is how to arouse her feelings for you! This is the focus of the whole picture. As you can see from this photo, you have been trying to do your best and listen to everything. That will make you look like a boy who has no opinion and only follows Nuo Nuo. Finally, you will become a spare tire and get a good friend card.
In film and television dramas and novels.
7. It is better to write a composition skillfully than to do it skillfully.
A philosopher wanted to drive a cow into the cowshed. No matter whether he pulls hard in front or pulls hard in the back, the cow just won't go into the cowshed. A passing farmer saw it, smiled and pulled a handful of grass from the ground and put it in front of the cow's mouth. Unexpectedly, the cow followed the farmer into the cowshed.
At the same time, if one day you walk in the street and see a man trying to open a huge lock on the door with a big iron bar, you will definitely think that this man is either a robber or a fool. Indeed, unlocking with a strong iron bar will only break the lock, while a light key is easy to unlock because it knows the mind of the lock. We do things in the same way. Doing things rashly is often not as good as technical work.
Barbarism means doing things regardless of method and reality, just like unlocking a lock with an iron bar. Not only will it not open, but it will also break. The so-called "losing the wife and folding the soldiers." There is a proverb in Finland: "It is better to spend a day thinking than to waste a week." The famous overlord of Chu in history is brave and good at fighting, and even more, he is one enemy and ten. But it is such a brave Xiang Yu who ended up alone in Wujiang River, which is sad and deplorable. Xiang Yu's strength is good, but he refuses to study the art of war well and does not listen to the advice of his advisers. He only knows how to fight blindly. Most of his tragedies were lost to Liu Bang, an old fox, because he could only be reckless. There is also a folk proverb in China, which is a truth summed up by ordinary people according to the actual life: "Cutting wood without going out of shape is exhausting." . For this reason, we should learn to do things skillfully, not rashly.
Wonderful workmanship shows that you can find out the situation, start carefully and use strategies skillfully, that is, know yourself and know yourself, and fight every battle. Just like a key opens a lock, you can find out the inside of the lock and easily open it in an appropriate way. In history, there are many battles in which the few win the many and the weak win the strong. For example, people talk about the battle of "burning Red Cliff". Cao Cao obviously bullies the weak and fears the hard, and is aggressive. After analyzing Cao Cao's incompetence in the water war, Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu skillfully "made a series of tricks" and "risks", and finally won the key battle to lay the foundation for the three countries by the east wind. If Wu Dong and Shu Jian confront Cao Cao head-on, I'm afraid it will really be "a bronze sparrow locks Er Qiao in the spring". This is why people say that people who can play chess "don't pinch without looking at three steps." Skilled work requires people to think more, and never jump to conclusions about things they don't know easily. This is what wise people do.
Looking back at history, great men seldom get up early and return late, regardless of efficiency. People who can achieve great things are mostly calm people who have strategies and plans to achieve their goals. This kind of people can usually grasp the law, grasp the key, concentrate on breaking through, and make things get twice the result with half the effort. This is the essence of skillful work. People often say, "Three-year-old children think after doing it, and sixty-year-old people think before doing it." Yes, "newborn calves are not afraid of tigers". We need enterprising people, but we don't just rely on the courage of ordinary people to rush recklessly. Good strength also requires a good mind, courage and skillful work to win glory.
There is a saying in the Soviet Union that "skillful work can catch lions, but rough work can't catch crickets." What key to open what lock, do it after you know the situation, and it is generally such a simple truth to do things-it is better to be clever than stupid.
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