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I feel very stingy and not generous at all! For example, I went to the first class of makeup class for free audition, and I went to the second class, but I
The first article: my friend friendship is like a lamp, which illuminates your heart; Friendship is like a guide, guiding you forward when you are at a loss; Friendship is like a flower, which perfuses our hearts; Friendship is like a person's life without friends, which can drive away the loneliness and pain in his heart and bring me joy. Friend, he keeps me away from indifference and hypocrisy. My friends have given me countless confidence and happiness. With bright eyes, high nose and fair skin under heavy eyebrows, he is my good friend Ye Fa, whom I have known for more than a year. He brings me happiness ... Ye Fa, my biggest rival in study. He is diligent and studious, respects teachers and is friendly to others. He is an example for students. Because of him, I want to study harder, because our goal is the same, and we all strive for the first place in the whole grade. In every big exam, either I am the first or he is the first (at present, I get more first than him). If he doesn't do well in the exam, he will definitely go through it, study hard, improve his own shortcomings and make himself better. He will never give up for one failure. On the contrary, he will find out the reason and study harder. I will work harder and study hard. I remember once, I said to him, "Ye Fa, we are going to enter the same high school, and we will continue to compete in high school, ok?" He said, "Good!" It seems that our war is hard to stop, but it will become more and more fierce. But we won't be enemies like others. On the contrary, we are still very good friends. In my study, I will ask him what he doesn't understand, and he will be happy to explain it to me in detail. I'll tell him what he doesn't understand. Because of the pressure of competition with the industry, I am getting stronger and stronger. I will turn pressure into motivation, study harder and strive to compete with the industry first. Sometimes if I don't do well in the exam, he will encourage me to work hard and continue to compete with him. With the encouragement of the industry and my indomitable character, I started to compete with the industry again. This is the learning motivation brought by the industry. Here, I want to say to the industry: "Thank you! I will definitely accompany you to the end! " Ye Fa, why does it bring me joy? Because we are not only rivals in study, but also very good friends and playmates! Sometimes, when he is free, he will invite some good friends to play and play ball with me. At this time, I will also invite some good friends to play together. We always have a good time together. In this way, my friends and I not only exercised, but also had fun. Because we are classmates, we always get along well. We can talk about learning and ideals ... these are the happiness brought by my career. Article 2: Oh, my friend ... This old man is so rude. It should be the second semester of grade six in a blink of an eye. These days, we have laughter and depression. Everyone comforts each other when they are unhappy, and our feelings are getting deeper and deeper ... Although the overall score of the mid-term exam in the first semester is ok, the English test score is not very ideal, so I am very sad all day. At that time, my two good friends were also sad with me. Suddenly one day, they said they would make up lessons for me! Help me improve my English. Xiao Qiang and I make up lessons together. Er Quan makes up lessons for us after school every day. Because the days were short and the nights were long, it was dark soon, so we went home. The next morning, I will go to school with a thick stack of materials, and I will finish my homework at school at once. At first I felt very tired and almost gave up, but I persisted. I know my friend is helping me. How can I let them down? So, I gritted my teeth and continued to make up lessons. Among our three good friends, Xiao Qiang's grades may be a little poor, so I also use my good subjects to teach Xiao Qiang. Gradually, our grades rose slightly. However, things didn't go as smoothly as we thought. It was late autumn and winter was coming. Naturally, it was cold and we came home late, so my parents were naturally worried. One day, we saw that Er Quan seemed a little sad and bowed his head in his seat. We immediately ran over and asked her what was wrong. But she kept her head down and said nothing. We don't even know what happened. We have to forget it, but we know in our hearts that there must be something big, otherwise Xiao Ting wouldn't be like this, because in the eyes of all of us, she is a cheerful girl. A few days later, Er Quan suddenly wanted to talk to Xiao Qiang and me. We didn't know what was going on until we finished talking. It turned out that Xiao Ting's parents were angry because she helped us to come home late and wouldn't let her help us, but she didn't want to listen to her parents, so she was very upset. After hearing this, we feel very sorry for Er Quan. I said to him, "Mom and Dad are very important. It's hard to have you and raise you. Listen to them this time! " Xiao Qiang and I are fine! Xiao Ting's son seems even more sad after listening to my words. I don't know how to comfort her. The next day, Er Quan was happy again. It turned out that she told her parents what I said yesterday. After hearing this, her parents thought that their daughter had made a good friend and agreed to make up lessons. We are very happy after hearing the news. Good friends should help each other when they are in trouble, so they are really good friends. My friend Noci In the last year of my fourth grade, my good friend Noci and I quarreled over a trivial matter. Do you know how sorry I am? The thing is, on Saturday afternoon, I played badminton with my roommates such as Noci and Gigi in the playground. First of all, we played very hard, "beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. After a while, I suddenly remembered a joke, so I raised my hands and patted Noci sitting next to me. I wanted to give her a surprise, but it backfired. Maybe it's because I'm too tired to play badminton, maybe it's because I shoot too hard. She was knocked down by me and turned to me angrily and said, "What the hell are you doing? "Hit my arm for no reason. If I hit you, would you still say' really comfortable'? , you are still not a good friend! " I was shocked. I never thought that my best friend would say such hurtful things. After all, we have never quarreled. Because of this little thing, I was furious and didn't take our friendship to heart at all. I was really dizzy. I had nothing to say with her, so I stood up and turned away, thinking that our friendship was like this! From then on, Noci and I stopped talking, and every day we were strangers. A week has passed, and I always frown, and my usual jokes are gone. I keep thinking, "If only I hadn't done anything wrong to Noci!" Always say to yourself: "Go and make up with her!" But I can't let go of this face, and I can't afford the courage. Finally, the opportunity came. On that day, only she and I were doing our homework in the dormitory. I walked up to Noci and said to her, "Noci is a kind of fate that we met in the vast sea of people." I think we should cherish this friendship, right? " She stood up and looked at me and said, "Yes! Friendship is precious. As long as you can forgive my meanness, I am very willing to be your good friend forever. " Looking at her sincere eyes, I was so excited that I didn't know what to do. Unconsciously, our hands clasped tightly and became good friends again. Yes, as long as friends understand and accommodate each other, you will have more friends and make the friendship between friends bloom more brilliantly. Article 4: My friend is a lady with elegant walking posture; There is no sound when drinking soup; She absolutely listens to her mother; The daily routine always follows the rules; Don't hunch when sitting; Never show your front teeth when you laugh; Don't run unless you have to ... she has so many advantages that I'm afraid she won't finish talking for three days and nights. Her best friend-me-will always feel distressed about it. I am an out-and-out "crazy girl" and never go home before 5 o'clock every day; Always make yourself dirty; Eating will make a sound of "shocking, crying ghosts and gods"; Sit or not, stand or not; Only my innocent smiling face can save me some face. Everyone who knows me says I'm cute. But what's the use of being cute? I don't pay attention to lovely, mature and beautiful ladies these days. I had this friend and suffered a lot. With her, parents and teachers have a comparison object. Indeed, the difference between an ugly duckling and a white swan is too obvious! When eating at home, my mother always says, "You, mind your mouth and don't be so loud. If you have nothing to do, learn from others and look at them. If you eat so elegantly, you will be far away from them! " ...... "At school, my mother told me:" Remember, don't forget to bring things, wear a red scarf before entering the school gate, don't fight in school, raise your hand in class, don't interrupt casually, come back early at noon, don't play on the road, and learn from Yang. If you are as carefree as Yang, then mother doesn't know how many years she can live. ..... "When I got to school, my ears were incredibly clean. After class, the teacher nagged, "Lu Yue, you study well and develop in an all-round way, but I hope you pay attention to your behavior. Look at Yang Moumou again. Although he is a little worse than you in study, he pays great attention to this aspect and is well trained. Hey, don't cover your ears. If you are as good as others' Yang in this respect, then you are a perfect child. ..... "In this way, the day ended in the" bombing "of parents and teachers. However, she also made me really show off. At that time, she was selected as an actress by the children's channel. After class, we all asked questions around her. She couldn't resist, so let me help her cope. The lie that she went to the toilet by herself fell apart. What about me? Then I didn't live up to the love of the "audience" for my lady friend, and exposed her old story: what is her sleeping posture; What color does she like? What time does she go to bed every night? And how many times she wet the bed when she was in kindergarten. How naive we were then! Now, I have transferred to another school, but I still keep in touch with my female friends. Dear lady, I wish you a better and more charming life! My friend, listen to me. I have a very good friend. Her name is He Su Rong. He Su Rong has a Zhang Yuanyuan face, which is very lovable, with a pair of big watery eyes embedded in his face. Her personality is particularly cheerful, and she will make some small jokes when she meets anything, which will make everyone laugh and cry. However, Su Rong He and I occasionally have a little awkward. For example, there is an eraser, which is beautiful and easy to use. We all want it. I was just about to take it (that is, the eraser) and say, "This is mine. Nobody moves!" " But he Su Rong grabbed the eraser first and looked at it with a smile. I snatched it from her hand and said, "This is mine. I found this rubber first! " He snatched Su Rong back and said, "This is mine. I got this eraser first! " "The two of us robbed each other and scratched the rubber clothes. Rubber "clothes" are all torn at a glance, so what's the use of this thing? We all threw down our erasers and turned away ... After a while, Wang Bingxue came. She picked up the rubber, glued the rubber "clothes" with transparent glue, and took it for herself. A few days later, Wang Bingxue said to He and me, "I found an eraser at He's house yesterday. When I saw it, it broke down in one place. After I glued it, I used it for a few days. This eraser is really clean! " He Su Rong and I were blindsided at once. I thought: How did Wang Bingxue find it? We had to watch Wang Bingxue run out of rubber and didn't tell Wang Bingxue the truth. I want to tell him from this incident: I'm sorry, it's all my fault. I scratched my eraser. I shouldn't quarrel with you. Will you please forgive me? Another time, you brought correction fluid, but I didn't. I made a mistake. I borrowed it from you, and you handed it to me with a smile. When I borrowed it from you again, I saw that your face was not very good, so I reluctantly gave it to me. I am very unhappy. I was correcting the typo, but you said angrily to me inexplicably, "What are you scribbling there?" "If you don't use it, you don't have to waste it!" I smiled and returned the correction fluid to her after using it. I want to say to you: "Ho Su Rong, please don't treat your' friends' like this. No matter how strong a person is, he will be turned from joy to sadness by your indifference. My friend, your strength is my weakness. You have many advantages. We should help each other and learn from each other, don't you think? Article 6: Thank you for supporting my friends. Today I want to write an article to thank my friends who have supported me. Why, do you know? Take my article as an example. It's almost a year since last year. To say that my writing level is really inferior to others, because my education is very low, but all my poems are in my mind, and others may not believe them, and neither may you. I came to Tianya to write poetry for the first time last year, and then I won the newcomer award the next month. Here I want to thank the Yellow Emperor for being a member of my family & > My friends gave me encouragement, confidence and strength, which enabled me to get good grades. At school, I thank you for your efforts and help. Besides, I came to Tianya last year. An editor read my article. In the second half of the year, I signed my work with him and became a signing author. Do you know that?/You know what? Where is my book? Now the number of hits has reached more than 60 thousand. My book is already on the shelf, and the flowers in the warehouse are already in bloom. I ranked 97th among the flowers and 68th among the book tickets. I want to thank the teacher for his help and guidance, and I have achieved today's results. Thank you! And I want to feel sister rabbit, sister Lianer, sister Laner, sister fairy, and teachers and friends who usually help me, care about me and support me. Thank you for your contribution to me, thank you! I would also like to thank the netizens of Blog Daily, Zhejiang Blog Network, Guangxi News Network and china network television for their support, and I won the first place in the essay examination of the press corps and the press house last year. Thank you for your help. Without your usual help and guidance, I wouldn't have achieved today. Thank you, thank you! And I went to Wen Xiu. I posted an article on com the day before yesterday, but all I wrote was about romance. There are sixteen of us. Seven-day standings, three days and 89 points, top five. To my delight, many authors commented on my writing in book reviews. They said I wrote well and they liked my book very much. They said, come on, wind, that is to say, I write short. I see. Thank you for commenting on my book. I will try my best. But I also want to thank the teachers and friends of Wenxiu. com, thank you, thank you! Finally, I sincerely thank all the teachers and friends for their help and love. Fenger, thank you. I also wish you a step-by-step promotion on the road of literature and cultivate more talents. At the same time, I wish you a prosperous and happy life. Chapter 7: My friend, my best friend, only those who have friends know the meaning of happiness. -there is a man in the inscription, surnamed Ji Minghui, most of whom are Wan Ji. The easiest thing to say is "Aunt Chicken"! She is an eccentric but pretentious one-eyed elf girl. Her literary talent forced me, a guy who has always been proud, to bow my head. She can read Daiyu's mind, and there is always a trace of melancholy in her elegant style. She always loves to be by the stream, listening to the sadness of "the deceased is like this". If you lean against the door on the "dangerous building" and look up at the moon and sky, when the moonlight moves to the ground, you find a figure swaying in the moonlight. If you don't know anything from the mouth of an object, there is a voice in your ear: "You will bow your head like a full moon, look north and shoot Sirius." It must be her. Don't think how heroic she is. She likes that sentence. (Because once the teacher praised her for using this word well) If you want to make friends with her, please come back during the debate in our class! You just need to look around and see where there are few people. When you walk past, you will find three girls sitting side by side, and the one on the far right is her. (I say this because the right hand is the most useful, and she always sits on the far right.) My brother who lives in a pigsty has already learned her glib way. My brother is under the pressure of studying, which seriously leads to his "mental disorder". So, every day when I come home from school, he plays tricks on me. The most common scene is this scene: a guy named Ding Yan pushes a bicycle and asks his cousin who is behind him, "Do you know what I am doing in self-study at night?" His cousin is not in their class. How would he know? I had to answer, "I don't know." Then, he "roared": "I just won't tell you, it will keep your appetite!" Shit! Then Aunt Chicken came up with a trick. It turned out to be my brother: "Do you know what I am doing at night?" He asked "know". I answered. "What are you doing?" He asked, "If I don't tell you, I'll keep your appetite!" What was my answer? What a good move! "Anti-captive"! It works every time! While writing this composition, Ji Hui kept staring at me with sharp eyes, and she even pinched my son to let me write her little humor. However, I will never give up. Because time is limited. See you next time! Friend, the most precious feeling in the world is undoubtedly family, but apart from family, that is friendship. "Nothing is more beautiful and pleasant than friendship; Without friendship, the world seems to have lost the sun. She made me understand what friendship is; She shared with me the joy of success and the sadness of failure; She laughed and cried with me again ... She, as tall as me, with two pigtails, still looks so childish; She is "both civil and military", not only excellent in academic performance, but also the leader of the school track and field team; She works hard and is the teacher's right-hand man and a good partner of her classmates. She is straightforward and likes to point out mistakes to her classmates, so she will inevitably offend some classmates, but she doesn't mind at all. She is steady and a little provocative, but sometimes she has little courage. She can be my best friend, not only because of these, but more importantly, she is sincere, pure and free from any impurities, which deeply touched me. Remember that winter night, nearly 65438+. Suddenly, with a bang, an unknown object fell on the carpet of our dormitory, right beside her bed. Everyone in the dormitory was awakened, but no one dared to run out and turn on the light in cold weather. At this moment, a figure ran out. She turned on the light and the dormitory suddenly lit up. We finally saw the glass bottle that fell on the carpet and was used by our classmates to warm the bed at night. This piece of glass fell everywhere. If you are not careful, you will poke your hand. She ran in with a broom and dustpan. First, she swept a large piece of glass into the dustpan. If those small pieces can't be swept in, she will pick them up directly by hand regardless of her own danger. The classmate advised her not to answer it, but she continued to answer it without saying anything. On such a cold day, she only wore a thin cotton sweater and shivered with cold. I lift it. She has several scratches on her hand and is still bleeding. Finally, the teacher came. After cleaning up the scene, she disinfected with clean water and ran into the cold bed. When she was lying in bed, I could still hear her hissing voice and trembling. Darwin once said: "When it comes to fame, honor, happiness and wealth, if compared with friendship, they are all dust." Friendship is a beacon in the sea and an oasis in the desert. "Yes, with friends, we can feel another kind of warmth in the world and have a more comprehensive understanding of this society. I want to thank her. She is like a bright lamp, guiding me in the dark and guiding me in confusion; I want to learn from her. She is sincere and pure to her friends without any impurities. ...
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