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Funny joke stories at the beginning of school.

A complete collection of funny jokes and stories at the beginning of school.

The complete works of funny stories at the beginning of school: teacher:? Wenwen, do you want to use it? Either make a sentence! ? Wenwen thought for a moment and then shouted:? Sell popsicles! Or? Or? More wonderful jokes are in the joke column, welcome to enjoy!

Encyclopedia of funny jokes at the beginning of school (1) 1. Once I entered the school gate, I was stopped by the security guard and asked three ultimate philosophical questions:

? Who are you?

? Where are you from?

? Where are you going?

2. The upper eyelid said to the lower eyelid: Why are you ignoring me again?

Lower eyelid said: because the master has to study, we can't be together yet?

The upper eyelid said: How happy is that?

The lower eyelid said: what is the master's love without being admitted to our school?

The master was moved? Say: Are you together?

So there is a sleeping child in the study room?

3. Grandpa's father and his father's. Grandpa is the same person, but mom's grandmother and grandma's mother are not the same person. The reason is that the second-order partial derivative order does not affect the result on the premise that the derivative is continuous in the interval?

The complete works of funny jokes and stories at the beginning of school (2) 1. After washing clothes, you should step on the windowsill and hang it up. We are on the fifth floor. . . . . .

One day, after washing clothes, a buddy stepped on the windowsill and said to a buddy? If I fall ...?

? Don't worry, we will definitely help you hang up your clothes. ................................................................................................................................................................

2. On the first day of the college entrance examination, 1 1 woke up. Then my roommate looked at me: You finished your Chinese exam. Why did you wake up? ? Kill me instantly.

Sitting in bed, I began to want to cry and felt sorry for my parents. It took me a long time to remember that I was a freshman?

3, the wave of the performance department, the beauty of the broadcasting department, and the actions of the student union are all by mouth; The students of journalism department are the roots of TV department, and the students here are the most serious; Studying media and technology is busy, and there is still a long way for fresh graduates to make money. Graduate students are old, undergraduates are crazy, and they cry when they graduate.

At the school gate of a university, a college student went to the shoe repair booth to repair shoes. It's a big girl mending shoes.

The college student said regretfully. Aren't big girls afraid of being looked down upon when they repair shoes?

The girl retorted:? Aren't college students afraid of being looked down upon when they wear a whore?

? What are you going to do in the future?

? Be the boss. ?

? How can you be a boss without money?

? Am I not making money here?

The complete works of funny stories at the beginning of school (3) 1. In a pharmacy next to the campus outpatient department, a junior math student walked in the door, and the young female boss of the pharmacy enthusiastically asked: What do you buy?

Classmate:? I buy vitamin B2. ?

The female boss has a way of filling medicine: Here is your medicine, two tablets twice a day, and five tablets of 2 yuan. ?

The students curiously opened the medicine bag and looked at it: no! I buy vitamin B2. How to give me vitamin B 1?

The female boss is quite cultured: Aren't you taking two tablets of vitamin B2? I don't know who taught you math! ?

2. A buddy broke his foot, so I took all my golfers to visit. I went to the bed and said, are you touched that so many of us have come to see you?

? Dare not move, it hurts.

University dormitories are often visited by rats. Everyone thought of a way to mix a bag of peanuts with rat poison to lure them into falling for it.

The next day, I found there were no peanuts, but there was no shortage of rat poison. Everyone can't help but sigh: Rats also graduated from undergraduate courses! ?

When the teacher was giving a lecture, the students kept chattering. The teacher slapped the blackboard eraser angrily, and the classroom was suddenly silent. The teacher said: in the past, the county magistrate judged the case like this, and the class was silent. ?

Suddenly, a student shouted:? No! ?

5. Several managers attend management training courses. The trainer repeatedly stressed to the students that they should make decisions and put them into action.

? For example,? He said,? Suppose there are five frogs on a piece of wood. Three decided to jump away. How many frogs do you think are left on the wood?

The students answered in unison:? Two. ?

? Wrong? The trainer said? There are five left, because the decision jump is different from the actual jump. ?

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